Control Shaman with that fucking Muck Morpher whatever-the-hell. Every goddamn time that little fucker morphs it turns into Ysera or that wind-fury-life-steal piece of shit thing. If you want to know what it's like to stare down multiple Yseras on the same board you should become me for a day because it happened to me twice today. And its fucking dream card that deals five damage to all minions except Ysera is really serious about the except Ysera part. They were like conjoined twins.
This is a post about me using the wrong Renounce deck of my four at the wrong time; by "shenanigans" I mean Turn 5 lethal.
My Renounce Group:
Even: Has the best chances of surviving Flamewaker plus double Sorcerer's Apprentice shenanigans on Turn 5 with Mountain Giant/Faceless Shambler, played it two matches before the Mage in question against Jade Druid; lost and I switched to another one of mine
Zoo: Seeing as I don't do Darkest Hour, (yet) this is second best. Has Soulfire/Shadow Bolt to stop the Flamewaker before it starts going ape on my face.
Reno: Only one copy of the two 4 damage cards; also dead before Reno can go off.
Cube: Does not run Shadow Bolt due to 3 mana prince; I'm almost positive I don't run two copies of Soulfire, and I will be fixing my list due to what happened here. Dead before Skull can proc just once. Yet, that's the one I was using.
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162 ladder wins with Renouncelock and counting! Reno, Zoo, Cube, Even; they all run Renounce Darkness in my lists!
It's such a nice cozy feeling to come back home after a long day at work, and then lose 3 times in a row to token druid.
This is the meaning of my life, to lose to druid in this game.
I want the druid to die. Please, please god kill it. I hate it as much as i can hate something, fucking brainless shet deck.
Fucking prick malfurion and his fucking cunt treants...
Who's malfurion?
I only know lunara
Yeah forgot about that half arsed bitch. I hope a lion or something butchers her deer ass for good so i dont have to hear her fucking cunt voice again.
Here's a list of my top 5 most hated decks in the history of Hearthstone, 1 being the worst. Keep in mind this isn't based off statistics or anything. Just my opinion.
5. This new Khadgar Mage. Oh, my God Mage is my most hated class and this is even worse than Freeze Mech Mage. Turn 6 with the ability summon two 7/8's with Taunt is so obnoxious. This deck is what inspired me to make this list.
4. Pirate Warrior. I hate Aggro in general, but this was the worst.
3. Cubelock. I just... HATED Voidlord. I only play standard so, good riddance.
2. Secret Paladin, back when Dr. 6 was still a thing in Standard. Wow, those secrets just worked so well together.
1. Quest Rogue. You know a card is BS when it got nerfed as many times as this did.
5-2 Arena, played a guy who went On the Hunt into Hyena into Carrion Grub into Houndmaster. Asked him about his deck and he said he had 15 beasts plus 3 hyenas.
Like idk man, but I think you have to really suck dick to lose 2 games with constructed midrange hunter.
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I'm Playing: Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS, Azami Control in EDH
Me playing Mighty Banana Conjurer Mage with Mana Cyclone tech to deal with the billion of Druids. Never get a single combo in 10 games. Game discards Giant 5 times in a row after a Mana Cyclone combo. First other Conjurer Mage i meet immediately drafts a perfect combo. "#¤% this game. For some reason i lasted longer this expansion then others, a few days longer but this game must be the most tilting and hopeless experience there is.
You know exactly what the opponents will play, exactly every card down to the last one. Yet you hopelessly cannot do anything in your favor to deal with it because this game is not a good card game like MtG that allows sideboarding and properly dealing with opponents during their turn.
Oh something different this time... a 10/10 van cleef on 4, 10/8 van cleef, 6/5 coffin crasher on turn 5, vs my 3/10 hecklebot and a holy nova for14 health... 14 fucking health... so glad this game is fun and fucking interactive... sap, boom, dead. gg.
Playing Even Renouncelock at Rank 10, I lost to two Jade Druids in a row. I get into the next match. Malfurion appears; it was Lunara the previous two matches.
Me: "Please, not another one of those Jade fuckers."
Druid's Turn 1: *Coins into double Dire Mole*
Me: "Oh, yeah, Token Druid's a thing in Wild, too." (I had almost forgotten that, seeing as how I haven't seen one in Wild for a day or so.)
Druid's Turn 2: *casts two copies of Mark of the Lotus*
Druid's Turn 3: *casts Mark of Y'shaarj on a Dire Mole; draws and plays Acornbearer.* All this is going on as I am getting horrible draws for the situation.
My Turn 4: Knowing the match was looking pretty hopeless by this point, I played Renounce Darkness, rolled Shaman, remembered that I only had one class card in hand, and that became Hallazeal, which might have helped if I had more time. As I ended my turn, I knew that Savage Roar was two over lethal, and you can probably guess where this is going. Yep, left-most card in the Druid's hand is Savage Roar, meaning said Druid got a Turn 4 lethal. I should be careful what I wish for sometimes.
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162 ladder wins with Renouncelock and counting! Reno, Zoo, Cube, Even; they all run Renounce Darkness in my lists!
Yesterday I got up to rank 6 with token druid (the highest rank I've ever reached), then suddenly ran into an endless string of zoolocks with perfect draws. Today I switched to control warrior, easily got back up to rank 6, then saw nothing but dragon mages. It's like the game is actively trying to fuck with me.
I tell people this all the time. Get 4 ranks, then change to a deck that would counter your counter to the last deck for the last rank up to the next tier. You basically have a 100% chance of getting hard countered before a rank up.
Insecure virgins bm-ing only when win is secured. Disgusting.
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Control Shaman with that fucking Muck Morpher whatever-the-hell. Every goddamn time that little fucker morphs it turns into Ysera or that wind-fury-life-steal piece of shit thing. If you want to know what it's like to stare down multiple Yseras on the same board you should become me for a day because it happened to me twice today. And its fucking dream card that deals five damage to all minions except Ysera is really serious about the except Ysera part. They were like conjoined twins.
Who's malfurion?
I only know lunara
This is a post about me using the wrong Renounce deck of my four at the wrong time; by "shenanigans" I mean Turn 5 lethal.
My Renounce Group:
Even: Has the best chances of surviving Flamewaker plus double Sorcerer's Apprentice shenanigans on Turn 5 with Mountain Giant/Faceless Shambler, played it two matches before the Mage in question against Jade Druid; lost and I switched to another one of mine
Zoo: Seeing as I don't do Darkest Hour, (yet) this is second best. Has Soulfire/Shadow Bolt to stop the Flamewaker before it starts going ape on my face.
Reno: Only one copy of the two 4 damage cards; also dead before Reno can go off.
Cube: Does not run Shadow Bolt due to 3 mana prince; I'm almost positive I don't run two copies of Soulfire, and I will be fixing my list due to what happened here. Dead before Skull can proc just once. Yet, that's the one I was using.
162 ladder wins with Renouncelock and counting! Reno, Zoo, Cube, Even; they all run Renounce Darkness in my lists!
Yeah forgot about that half arsed bitch. I hope a lion or something butchers her deer ass for good so i dont have to hear her fucking cunt voice again.
Here's a list of my top 5 most hated decks in the history of Hearthstone, 1 being the worst. Keep in mind this isn't based off statistics or anything. Just my opinion.
5. This new Khadgar Mage. Oh, my God Mage is my most hated class and this is even worse than Freeze Mech Mage. Turn 6 with the ability summon two 7/8's with Taunt is so obnoxious. This deck is what inspired me to make this list.
4. Pirate Warrior. I hate Aggro in general, but this was the worst.
3. Cubelock. I just... HATED Voidlord. I only play standard so, good riddance.
2. Secret Paladin, back when Dr. 6 was still a thing in Standard. Wow, those secrets just worked so well together.
1. Quest Rogue. You know a card is BS when it got nerfed as many times as this did.
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5-2 Arena, played a guy who went On the Hunt into Hyena into Carrion Grub into Houndmaster. Asked him about his deck and he said he had 15 beasts plus 3 hyenas.
Like idk man, but I think you have to really suck dick to lose 2 games with constructed midrange hunter.
I'm Playing:
Evenlock and Mill Rogue in Wild HS,
Azami Control in EDH
Current Warframe Main: Mesa Prime
I am so not happy Rogue gets to steal my best minions and fk me in the ass with them for the next 2 years.
Don't know what's worse.
Druids constantly filling their board up and then buffing them.
Or Rogues playing an ungodly amount of cards in one turn, followed by a massive Van Cleef. Oh and that 4/2 weapon is totally balanced.
Me playing Mighty Banana Conjurer Mage with Mana Cyclone tech to deal with the billion of Druids. Never get a single combo in 10 games. Game discards Giant 5 times in a row after a Mana Cyclone combo. First other Conjurer Mage i meet immediately drafts a perfect combo. "#¤% this game. For some reason i lasted longer this expansion then others, a few days longer but this game must be the most tilting and hopeless experience there is.
You know exactly what the opponents will play, exactly every card down to the last one. Yet you hopelessly cannot do anything in your favor to deal with it because this game is not a good card game like MtG that allows sideboarding and properly dealing with opponents during their turn.
HOly fucking HoF leeroy jenkins already! Every rogue loss today has been caused by leeroy and that fucking pick. 5/5
rogue, rogue, rogue, hunter, hunter, rogue, hunter, hunter, hunter.... FUCKING STOP!
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ANOTHER ROGUE PICK LEEROY! FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFF
Oh something different this time... a 10/10 van cleef on 4, 10/8 van cleef, 6/5 coffin crasher on turn 5, vs my 3/10 hecklebot and a holy nova for14 health... 14 fucking health... so glad this game is fun and fucking interactive... sap, boom, dead. gg.
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Fuck it, $50 a month to never queue into aggro netdecks in casual.
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Playing Even Renouncelock at Rank 10, I lost to two Jade Druids in a row. I get into the next match. Malfurion appears; it was Lunara the previous two matches.
Me: "Please, not another one of those Jade fuckers."
Druid's Turn 1: *Coins into double Dire Mole*
Me: "Oh, yeah, Token Druid's a thing in Wild, too." (I had almost forgotten that, seeing as how I haven't seen one in Wild for a day or so.)
Druid's Turn 2: *casts two copies of Mark of the Lotus*
Druid's Turn 3: *casts Mark of Y'shaarj on a Dire Mole; draws and plays Acornbearer.* All this is going on as I am getting horrible draws for the situation.
My Turn 4: Knowing the match was looking pretty hopeless by this point, I played Renounce Darkness, rolled Shaman, remembered that I only had one class card in hand, and that became Hallazeal, which might have helped if I had more time. As I ended my turn, I knew that Savage Roar was two over lethal, and you can probably guess where this is going. Yep, left-most card in the Druid's hand is Savage Roar, meaning said Druid got a Turn 4 lethal. I should be careful what I wish for sometimes.
162 ladder wins with Renouncelock and counting! Reno, Zoo, Cube, Even; they all run Renounce Darkness in my lists!
I tell people this all the time. Get 4 ranks, then change to a deck that would counter your counter to the last deck for the last rank up to the next tier. You basically have a 100% chance of getting hard countered before a rank up.
Warriors and Rogues.
I am so salty Idk what’s worse.
I really hope they will eventually nerf Elyfuckingsiana to 10 mana.
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