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I hate when you have a player on the ropes but he keeps top decking perfect cards. Just played a guy who drew solid topdecks 6 turns in a row and when I finally got him on the ropes again: topdeck lethal. 

Played against a control mage. Turn 5 is the board clear card and then 2 free copies of Arcane Tyrant.

That card is complete shit. You should not be able to win a game solely because you have two copies of it in your hand.

It’s not as bad as the pre nerf Corridor Creeper but it’s the same idea.

I enjoy some RNG and randomness in my games. But FFS, shouldn’t strategy and decision making be more important in this game than the luck of the draw?

Mods deleted the "I uninstalled this game" thread. Let people see the truth.

Quote from IIKoxXII >>

Congrats to whoever designed FLJaina... hope you die from cancer...

Fucking piece of shit card.

 Mana Wyrm and now Jaina, come to your senses

So i logged in for a couple of games...managed to play 6...lose all....at rank 18

First 3 games druids (2 times pull 100 cards and get 1000 armor, then malygos OTK and once play 100 taunts and get 1000 armor then triple Hadronox) ....EXCITING AS FUCK!!!

Next 3 games paladins...3 times the same deck...vomit paladin....EXCITING AS FUCK!!!

I played with a thief rogue deck thats made against early pressure...ofc i dont expect miracles with that deck, but if i would at least lose in a way where i feel like i did something for the game.

fuck Shudderwock Shaman. Turn 10 doesn't matter what I did, endless Shudderwock even after his turn has been done for a minute.

I love DK Jaina but only for her emotes and artwork, my god I fucking hate this card's effect. It's basically a better Jaraxuss but without the downside of losing health and losing to Sac Pact, while also giving off the "Sylvannas mind game" where you don't play certain minions but you are literally forced to not play any minions so you don't give them a chance to get a Water Elemental. It's almost like you don't get to play the game.

congratulations sir, you proved that shudderwock shaman is quite good in casual.  no one cares.

Shudderwank Shaman. Halfsizeddix Druid. Odd Rogue. Odd Pally, dipshit rattle hunter. .. you sad, sad, sad, pathetic little fucks. Zero respect for you toptier netdecking little cumwads. 

im really happy that i seem to be banned from any sort of enjoyment in casual matches.  anyone want to queue into me and highroll the fuck out of me?  i guarantee youll feel like a rank 1 legend player. 

fuck spreading plague and fuck mossy horror for never showing up. fuck all druids.

Just played a dude on my friends list for 80g quest. The cocksucker ropes EVERY turn and then BM's me on his bullshit lethal. I sent him a message thanking him for roping every damned turn and his response was "ur welcome". Fuck that little prick and his mother.

i will pay money if i never have to face this shaman deck again.  this is the third game in a row, three different players, exact same deck.

im fucking sick of it.

So this was a fucking RNG run like no other. I have Hunter down 3 hlth on turn 10, with a board. He goes on to roll the perfect board clear/lifesteal/rush to get up to 10 hlth. then on 11 he manages to roll a Taunt/DS/Poisonous when I have a board with a 10/10 and a 8/8. 

This goes on for 5 turns total. It says roll a random Beast. NOT ROLL THE PERFECT ANSWER EVERY TIME YOU NEED IT.  

LIKE IM TALKING HE GOT TAUTN,RUSH,LIFESTEAL,POISIONOUS DEATHRATTLE THAT CLEARS THE BOATRD AND HEALS, 5turns in a row. 10 to 15 ccheck it out.https://hsreplay.net/replay/MGWDufzcn5gBS6emzpF8fA

5 fucking turns in a row, I ended up rage quiting cuz I couldnt take that kind of abuse. BRUTAL BRUTAL BRUTAL

5 turns in a row!!!!! 5 Fuc king turns in a row man!! HOly shit damn.  NOt even funny.n 

So funny it hurts. Jeezus salt cristo almighty damn cheese sandwhich. okay im done venting,.

opponent gets 47 fucking weapons and the most insane rng ive ever seen in four years. 

kill myself.

Rank 1 is infested with nightmares from the past. Cube warlocks and quest rogues as far as the eye can see. And the warlocks like those emotes.

Since apparently Aggro hates me and refuses to show up when I play a Deck that's made for a half of board clears and I instead get matched up against greedy ass Decks like Quest Priest,DMH Warrior and Shudderwock which I have no way of defeating now, even though I'll lose to half the Hunters I meet,I'm playing Exodia Mage and enjoy their tears.... Also,I hadn't seen a Baku Hunter in ages and now the ladder seems infested with them because there was one of those on the front page here a couple of days ago,can't people try to be a bit more creative?!

Quote from parishbishop >>

So this was a fucking RNG run like no other. I have Hunter down 3 hlth on turn 10, with a board. He goes on to roll the perfect board clear/lifesteal/rush to get up to 10 hlth. then on 11 he manages to roll a Taunt/DS/Poisonous when I have a board with a 10/10 and a 8/8. 

This goes on for 5 turns total. It says roll a random Beast. NOT ROLL THE PERFECT ANSWER EVERY TIME YOU NEED IT.  

LIKE IM TALKING HE GOT TAUTN,RUSH,LIFESTEAL,POISIONOUS DEATHRATTLE THAT CLEARS THE BOATRD AND HEALS, 5turns in a row. 10 to 15 ccheck it out.https://hsreplay.net/replay/MGWDufzcn5gBS6emzpF8fA

5 fucking turns in a row, I ended up rage quiting cuz I couldnt take that kind of abuse. BRUTAL BRUTAL BRUTAL

5 turns in a row!!!!! 5 Fuc king turns in a row man!! HOly shit damn.  NOt even funny.n 

So funny it hurts. Jeezus salt cristo almighty damn cheese sandwhich. okay im done venting,.

 O my god :O the replay is insane

SO glad I've finally unistalled. Hmu when they rotate the hero cards out of standard. HURRDURR IM A HUNTER I GET A 2 MANA "FIND PERFECT ANSWER" every turn until fatigue. End your pathetic lives you twats.