Obviously this is NOT for every type of players. Players who were expecting something solid to help them build a top tier strategy and compete at high levels are utterly disappointing in this. Other players (like me) who love crafting crazy fun decks and revel in insane RNG situations are overjoyed with this card.
So which are you?
The one that prefers to lose/win a game by my own merits and not have a coin flip deciding the game for me because I'm horrible at this game.
Mate, we all know you just went through your hearthstone card collection looking for the most useless spells. What your doing is being intellectually dishonest and ignoring the fact that there's 10 times the amount of good spells than useless ones.
10 mana 7/5 Battlecry: Turn this minion into a sheep. Deal 20 damage to your own hero. Summon 3 huffers, then Powershot the one in the middle. Use Healing Touch on enemy hero.
The fact that that's something that can actually happen and I'm not just trolling makes this card absolutely unplayably bad. Millhouse can fuck you over but this guy just throws the game far too often. I guess we have the first card that can be used to produce a deck that can reliably end matches in a draw. So there's that.
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I'm here to kick ass and play cards, and I'm all out of ass.
Obviously this is NOT for every type of players. Players who were expecting something solid to help them build a top tier strategy and compete at high levels are utterly disappointing in this. Other players (like me) who love crafting crazy fun decks and revel in insane RNG situations are overjoyed with this card.
So which are you?
The one that prefers to lose/win a game by my own merits and not have a coin flip deciding the game for me because I'm horrible at this game.
FUUUCK. I am a very calm person irl, but holy jesus, I bursted with laughter when I saw this. HOW IS THIS A THING? HOW IS THIS A THING?!..
We learned to live in a world where knife juggles define who getstournament prize pool + ferarri.. BUT THIS? This SHIT will be played competetively! Even if it won't place 3rd or 2nd or 1st, IT WILL BE USED. HOLY CRAP. There is no POSSIBLE justification of it be a right play or a wrong play. People sometimes create troll cards like "10 mana 50% to instantly win a game". THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE - BLIZZARD'S ITERATIONS OF COMMUNITY'S TROLL CARDS.. AND IT'S LEGIT. H-h-ho..ho..HOW?!>?!?!>!@{}L}{L!#}L$
In fact, statistically, I'm pretty sure this card is FAR from a coin toss. Good stuff is more likely to affect your side, and bad stuff is more likely to affect the enemy.
Yes, it's still random and that could cause you to suffer, but it's nowhere near as unpleasant as all this knee-jerk whining makes it out to be.
The best thing is, maybe this will be the final straw for a lot of RNG-haters and they'll finally quit the game.
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"Why, you never expected justice from a company, did you? They have neither a soul to lose nor a body to kick." -- Lady Saba Holland
Burly Rockjaw Trogg is pleased.
Something witty.
Combo with Lorewalker Cho
10 mana 7/5 Battlecry: Turn this minion into a sheep. Deal 20 damage to your own hero. Summon 3 huffers, then Powershot the one in the middle. Use Healing Touch on enemy hero.
The fact that that's something that can actually happen and I'm not just trolling makes this card absolutely unplayably bad. Millhouse can fuck you over but this guy just throws the game far too often. I guess we have the first card that can be used to produce a deck that can reliably end matches in a draw. So there's that.
I'm here to kick ass and play cards, and I'm all out of ass.
into doom
Timmy must be so damn excited for this expansion. *Rolls eyes*
ALL I SAY #RANDUINWRYNN HERE YOGI COMES !!!!
Awwww yeah! I can see it now. Double Healing Touch opponent, then Pyroblast own face, then Twisting Nether the board. VALUE!
Actually, can this play any spell or only spells of your own class??
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA.
FUUUCK. I am a very calm person irl, but holy jesus, I bursted with laughter when I saw this. HOW IS THIS A THING? HOW IS THIS A THING?!..
We learned to live in a world where knife juggles define who getstournament prize pool + ferarri.. BUT THIS? This SHIT will be played competetively! Even if it won't place 3rd or 2nd or 1st, IT WILL BE USED. HOLY CRAP. There is no POSSIBLE justification of it be a right play or a wrong play. People sometimes create troll cards like "10 mana 50% to instantly win a game". THIS. THIS RIGHT HERE - BLIZZARD'S ITERATIONS OF COMMUNITY'S TROLL CARDS.. AND IT'S LEGIT. H-h-ho..ho..HOW?!>?!?!>!@{}L}{L!#}L$
EDIT: A 10 MOTHER-FUCKING MANA LOREWALKER CHO
"The light shall burn you!" - heals face.
Spell cast do not interact with minions.
I'm here to kick ass and play cards, and I'm all out of ass.
Think of this card as a 10 mana - cast 10 random spells.
A little better now?
Sacrificial pact on your hero as Jaraxxus. That'd be pretty amusing.
Something witty.
"Why, you never expected justice from a company, did you? They have neither a soul to lose nor a body to kick." -- Lady Saba Holland
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well, considering how unpredictable this thing is...how and why would you cast that ? you can win or lose with the same probability i think...