Hearthpwn

Quote from thepoxbox >>

It just kind of beggars belief how bad most players are at this. Just.. quite astonishing lol. 
They always trade-in their minions. 

It's so bad to make a silver hand recruit and then just attack with it. Congrats, 1% damage done, just need to hero power 94 more times AND WE GOT THIS, BRO. Lol. So many games come down to the late game where we eats bombs to the face because the other player HAS TRADED IN ALL THEIR MINIONS EVERY SINGLE TURN THEY COULD. 

yes it is, if there's a tie its random although it appears to have a preference for the team it came from.

Had an ally miss out on 20-ish damage on his Icehowl.

i threw down Millhouse ManaStorm and Troggzor, and ended my turn. He drops his Icehowl, and drops a Blessed Champions on it, followed by 2x Blessing of Might and 1x Blessing of Kings (or 1x and 2x can't remember). I'm just sitting there like "goddamn do you not know how this works? Get back to grade 4". It doesn't matter because of all my Troggs, but still guy... Get on that...

I've got one I did on my first game because I was so excited after my partner laid out a millhouse. I proceed to spell dump on my minions to buff them and cast divine shield on a minion that already had Seal of Champions on it. -_-;;;

Of course there have been poor lorewalker plays on my partners side. Turn 2 lore walker that gets assassinated, Zod doesn't even use KtL just assassinate. Or the one where my partner plays cho and only gives me a coin while plays minions. -_-;;;

I'd only use it that way if Zod had lethal and we had no heals. My partner did it when we were both above 20 health. It also helps that Zod will routinely miss lethal so still it isn't that intelligent of a play to waste a Cho unless you're sure you've got lethal coming up.

Quote from Rhyolth >>

Just when i thought it couldn't get any worse, my opponent plays Blessed Champion on a 1 attack recruit, for 2 wonderful damage to the boss...

Some idiot was running out of time and decided to summon a 7th minion, and tried to suicide one of their Silver Hand Recruits to make their side of the board go back to 6 minions so that the boss doesn't kill their entire board. That idiot ran out of time while doing the motion to attack the boss with a Silver Hand Recruit, and the turn ended with 7 minions on that side of the board. And so, that moron's entire board was destroyed.

I am mostly surprised that I have not yet encountered any trolls, everyone has tried their best. Though there's been plenty of FailFish moments, both from me and the other players.

I like the brawl, but I think it is too easy to fall behind, depending on what cards Mechazod plays early on.

Best moment so far. We get him down to 10 health, both of us has a minion that can kill him the following turn. But of course Mechazod used the barrage or w/e and killed both minions, so we were left with no minions on board. At this point, the other guy was emoting well played and sorry, but he luckily showed patience. Because I had Icehowl in hand from before, and we won : )

One more hit to face from anything, on any of us and we would have been dead. So that was a fun game.

I have a a rather annoying amount of people apply Blessed Champion before applying Bananas or Blessing of Might. You're passing off on even more strength, kid. 

1) T4*: coin into a..... 1/7 Bolvar Fordragon

(actually T3 as I'd ramped him with an Arcane Golem the turn before)

2) T1: Blessing of Wisdom on Mechazod. Same guy did this in 2 consecutive matches.

Blessing of wisdom on the boss at turn 1,

Millhouse and cho at turn 2.

Trading low attack minions, wasting buffs, milling your ally with coldlights.

These ones are most frequent ones as far as i noticed,

It's good that concede button exist so we dont have to waste time after our ally drop millhouse turn 2 for example  <3

Worst play I've experienced was when Pally buffed Mechazod to 20 atk using Blessed Champion. I assumed my partner just misclicked; didn't seem like he was trolling as he didn't concede or make any other stupid plays for the rest of the game. Had to dodge a dozen salvos / double zaps, but we somehow still won :)

On the other hand I have actually had ridiculously perfect games with complete randoms. In one game we got t8 lethal with both of us at 30 hp. Priest (me) gave Pally early ramp with Arcane Golem t3, t6 I play The Beast. t7 Pally (on 8 mana) plays Cho + Blessing of Might + Blessed Champion on The Beast. dodges assassinate, on my t7 I play Millhouse (1 mana cost due to Pint Sized Summoner) + Blessing of Might + Blessed Champion on The Beast and hit Mechazod for 54. Mechazod then uses KtL on Cho. then on Pally t8 (9 mana) he plays Icehowl + Blessing of Might + Seal of Champions + Blessed Champion for exact lethal. 

Fill up my side of the board, all of a sudden everything fucking explodes. Wtf.

This was actually a fail on Mechazod's part, he played Assassinate just about every time I started a new game even if there wasn't a single minion on the board. Stupid AI.