Hearthpwn

Welcome. TO OBLIVION!

ARE YOU READY TO EXPERIENCE HS LIKE NEVER BEFORE? Put your chains and metal suit and we’ll scream through the night to summon demons and succubus. We’ll summon overstated demons and sell our soul to SATAN even though we’ll lose a bit of ourselves doing so. Let’s be AGGRESSIVE.

IMPRESSIVE.
Almost all minions will destroy your body (Deal damage to your Hero) or your soul (Discard).
That’s a small price to pay for power!!

But what a fucking Tempo, look at those mana efficient statlines:
0-mana 3/3
1-mana 3/2
2-mana 4/3 or 2/4 taunt or 6/6
3-mana 2/6 taunt
5-mana 5/7 charge

Even the (small number of) spells are overwhelmingly powerful:
0-mana deal 4 damage
1-mana deal 4 damage
1-mana +4/+4

Yes there is some drawbacks but the synergy is there. You want 1-mana +4/+4 ? Of course you have to kill your minion! Duh!

You can even do a T1-fucking (almost) Ultimate Infestation. What a fucking overcosted card at 10 mana!

T1: Malchezaar's Imp into The Coin into The Soularium into draw Fist of Jaraxxus and Silverware Golem x2

BOUM!
2-mana for two 3/3 bodies + draw 3 + deal 4 damage. (disclaimer this might not work every game, neither me nor Satan are responsible for your bad RNG)

If you had 1 (or 2) Tiny Knight of Evil on board they also gain +3/+3 of stats. If that’s not fucking powerful I don’t know what is.

THANK YOU. 

Notes

If you must live for the meme make the following change:
- Leeroy Jenkins
+ Elite Tauren Chieftain

This is a really nice deck to play, that have a feeling of ALL-IN. Despite the obvious RNG part inherent to discard zoolock this deck is quite consistent IMO.