Patches the Pirate
After you play a Pirate,
summon this minion
from your deck.
Описание
What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
Card Sounds
Fucking cancerous garbage card.
Mind Blast priest, eh? This is faster.
I can now officially say that this card made me quit HS after 3 years.
Thanks for saving my wallet little guy.
NOW you have a reason to complain about Patches, its called The Caverns Below.
Such a retarded Design.
Troll;
https://hsreplay.net/replay/uZZjTggRTa757fxCdsHJGF
ROFL that maelstorm portal patches! xD
I think it should say: after you play a Pirate that costs (2) or more summon this minion from your deck
If they want to balance this card, the text should say:
When you play a pirate when this is on your deck, attack! and draw your oppontment a card.
reason:
It doesnt make sense to get a free card AND a free mana. this way, the mana is still free, but you don't get card advantage.
The card would be unplayable if they did that, a 1 mana 1/1 isn't nearly as valuable as card draw in most scenarios. you do your opponent a favor by playing this card if it was designed like that.
Such a large cancer in such a small package.
So savitar is Jade golem?
dude,I just laugh to death
lmfao 11/10
I think either the Charge should be completely removed or made like this:
Now when you summon it from your deck it's just a 1/1, which is still good in all these aggressive Pirate decks, but when you summon it from your hand, you still have a 1/1 Pirate with Charge.
EDIT: It should still read say you play a Pirate, summon this minion from your deck. Forgot to put that there.
It sure will be nice watching this card get destroyed by Tar Creeper
This pirate cancer and Jade cancer will become the only meta decks after Un'goro comes out and fails to slow the meta down while at the same time as Blizzard butchering Standard by axing all control/combo decks by cutting out BRM, TGT (which really didn't matter), and LOE. Also, by butchering a fair amount of late game cards because "lol, we want to shoot ourselves in the foot more"
I was right about Pirate Warrior, it has cemented itself as one of the top decks in the meta, sadly.
How did pirate warrior come around just from msog? All pirate warrior gleaned from msog was patches and stb. How did putting three new cards in your deck create the current cancer? Couldn't pirate warrior of worked without patches and stb?
Patches pushed Pirate warrior over the line. Before msog pirate warrior was tier 3 and mid range shaman, which was most of the ladder, had enough taunts/early game to beat it.
I'm glad this card was made, it made myself and many others quit this cancerous game.
Patches isn't the problem. I don't know how many times we have to explain this to people. Patches is the one thing that makes Pirates finally good.
But hey, you think the game is cancer, then leave. Just don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.