Nozdormu the Eternal
Card Text
Start of Game: If this is in
BOTH players' decks, turns
are only 15 seconds long.
Flavor Text
Live life in the fast lane. As long as your opponent does too.
Additional Information
Name | Type | Class | Cost | Attack | Health |
---|---|---|---|---|---|
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder | Minion | 9 | 8 | 8 | |
Alexstrasza the Life-Binder | Minion | 9 | 8 | 8 | |
Amitus, the Peacekeeper | Minion | Paladin | 7 | 1 | 8 |
Ankylodon | Minion | Druid | 3 | 1 | 6 |
Arfus | Minion | 4 | 2 | 2 | |
Arfus | Minion | 4 | 2 | 2 | |
Artificer Xy'mox | Minion | Demon Hunter | 8 | 8 | 8 |
Artificer Xy'mox | Minion | Demon Hunter | 8 | 8 | 8 |
Artificer Xy'mox | Minion | Demon Hunter | 8 | 8 | 8 |
Barista Lynchen | Minion | 5 | 4 | 5 | |
Baroness Vashj | Minion | Shaman | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Baroness Vashj | Minion | Shaman | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Blackwater Behemoth | Minion | Priest | 7 | 8 | 10 |
Close the Portal | Ability | Demon Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Colaque | Minion | Druid | 7 | 6 | 5 |
Crabatoa | Minion | Rogue | 6 | 6 | 5 |
Deathwing the Destroyer | Minion | 10 | 12 | 12 | |
Disciplinarian Gandling | Minion | Priest | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Dragonbane | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 5 |
Dragonbane | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 5 |
Dreadscale | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 4 | 2 |
Dreadscale | Minion | Hunter | 3 | 4 | 2 |
Edwin, Defias Kingpin | Minion | Rogue | 4 | 4 | 4 |
Final Showdown | Ability | Demon Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Gain Momentum | Ability | Demon Hunter | 1 | 0 | 0 |
Hadronox | Minion | Druid | 9 | 3 | 7 |
Hadronox | Minion | Druid | 9 | 3 | 7 |
Houndmaster Shaw | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Houndmaster Shaw | Minion | Hunter | 4 | 3 | 6 |
Ignis, the Eternal Flame | Minion | 4 | 2 | 4 | |
Imp King Rafaam | Minion | Warlock | 6 | 6 | 6 |
Imp King Rafaam | Minion | Warlock | 6 | 6 | 6 |
Imp King Rafaam | Minion | Warlock | 6 | 6 | 6 |
Kurtrus Ashfallen | Minion | Demon Hunter | 4 | 3 | 4 |
Kurtrus, Demon-Render | Playable Hero | Demon Hunter | 6 | 0 | 30 |
Lord Barov | Minion | Paladin | 3 | 3 | 2 |
Lothar | Minion | Warrior | 7 | 7 | 7 |
Malygos the Spellweaver | Minion | 9 | 4 | 12 | |
Marin the Fox | Minion | 8 | 6 | 6 | |
Moonfang | Minion | 5 | 6 | 3 |
Finally a card that will punish the fucking turn ropers.
can't read capital letters, it has to be in BOTH players decks, i want to take my time with my turns so i won't run it and the effect won't activate.
exactly... ofc.. i doubt they (turn ropers..) will run it.. so this card will have no effect but i believe alot of players will pick this.. :D and im interested :D i mean.. 15second turn from the start.. holy crap.. :D
AKA: How to certify that your opponent is a fellow chad
this will go in each my deck.. :D for sure :D
Mutually Assured Destruction
whut
7 mana for a 8/8 card that makes the game fast AF for both players if both have it in deck hum... Well this could see some play for 5 mana... I see a meme here.
why tho?
Jesus christ what a meme