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While cancer is unarguably 'a' c-word, I believe that it is generally accepted that 'the' c-word is 'cunt'. 

As in: Holy shit! Look at all of these rancid fucking CUNTS playing Keleseth tempo decks and Razakus. Have they no sense of human decency?

As for not being fun for anyone, that is arguable. It looks to be fun for sociopathic players who don't care about the opponent's experience. This is a result of the random anonymous matchmaking system. This shit wouldn't fly in a traditional tabletop card game. Your play group could simply refuse to play with you unless you pick a different deck.

 Well, this shit is a VIRTUAL card game. Time to learn that already. And why would anyone care how you feel about their deck?

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Its not just RNG - its that every fucking useable deck is broken and severely overpowered.  I dont care what vicious bullshit website says either,  Stats are useless.  What matters is the player experience and it blows monkey cock right now.  Every fucking game is against some unbeatable, high roll bull shit deck.  Every. Game. 

 

 Ok, there are so many things wrong with this statement - I don't even know where to start. xD First of all, if every deck is overpowered and broken, effectively none of them is. Secondly, when you say that stats are useless and player experience matters, I assume that you're specifically talking about your personal player experience and none other because, guess what, everything else would be statistics.^^ For instance, my player experience at the moment is pretty decent, so it's my word against yours ... because I remember someone saying that stats are useless. Whatever should we do now? :O

Its not just RNG - its that every fucking useable deck is broken and severely overpowered.  I dont care what vicious bullshit website says either,  Stats are useless.  What matters is the player experience and it blows monkey cock right now.  Every fucking game is against some unbeatable, high roll bull shit deck.  Every. Game. 

Its just Jade Druid and their endless heals and 10/10 minions.  Oh yeah, Ultimate Infest-I just won the game-station is also sickening.  Then, Keleseth Rogue with an endless supply of cheap, powerful minions.  Then, Priest - oh my fucking god.... make it stop.   There is no custom deckbuilding allowed.  You get run over so bad with anything other than a cancer deck that it makes the game unbearable.  It did not used to be like this.

To the guy that claimed the game would get repetitive and boring if they didnt have it this way..... ummm..... dude..... the game is fucking rpetitive as hell right now.  Cmon? 

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 Oh relax.  Sheep.  Who cares what deck you are talking about.  Its a fucking casino. Doesnt matter.Duh?

 Oh snap, you hit me right in the feels there </3

In the end posters like you still trigger yourselves and waste your time beating the flames of a game you hate, but can't stay away from in some form. You hate the game and thus want to use cliche catch-phrases such as "This game is all rng, it has no skill at all!" While, it is quite apparent that the game has plenty more rng than physical card games it is naive to say there is no skill-based element at all.

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This game requires ZERO skill.  Its pure draw luck and matchup luck.  Fact.  Legend payers are just using broken decks and grind away.  Fact.  Sorry to break that to everyone.  

 

Eh, I wouldn't 100% agree. Play a combo deck that isn't freeze mage and see if you play the game making no plans in regards to future plays you need to make in order to win.

For example, in Aviana K'Thun decks (one of my latest favorite decks to play) you need to sit on 7 cards before you can win, some match-ups will let you use 1-2 pieces and still win, but many long control match-ups require all 7. With that deck you don't have quit the same stall or removal as a mage, yet you still have to often go to fatigue (well for your deck) before you can pull off a win. 

Don't even get started on match-ups where you have to decide if the control player might be running a Dirty Rat that could screw you over. Do I use one of combo pieces if I happened to get pressured too much, knowing that that increases my odds of having a vital part of the combo ratted? Do I keep some of my non combo piece minions in my hand to reduce the chance of a rat, at the expense at not developing a board presence? Can I afford not developing any board? Do I use any of my single target cheap removal inefficiently in order to make sure that I don't have hand size management issues when I draw into UI?

 

 Ummmm... whatever.  The bottom line is that you either draw what you need when you need it or you dont.  Period.  Fuck weird ass control decks or whatever you're talking about.  Dont care.  Just sick of this fucking game being a fucking casino 100% of the time.  The LIES that its skill based is so fucking stupid that anyone buying that shit is crazy.  I got beach-front property for you in Kansas too.  Idiots.  

Yet you keep posting on fan sites of a game you hate so much. Do you guys ever get tired of being cheerleaders for things you hate so much?

Also, for the fact that you don't even know what deck I'm talking about shows just how long you've been playing this game (i.e. not very long). When you quit, if you haven't already, nobody will miss you <3

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Just better to ignore this guy since all his posts are nonsense. The majority of his posts are in the salt thread. That should tell you enough 

 Yeah, thought about being helpful.. but this has no point at all..

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What deck do you play that you believe has no early game answers?

 It doesnt matter.  

Don’t gimme that shit, tell me what you want and we’ll give you the answer 

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the salt thread is leaking

 Not salt - just curious what the "right play" is when you have board after board of small minions? If concede is the right answer the just tell me.  The game has become a concede-a-thon anyways due to nothing but cancer decks.  Oh well. 

 Well, the last couple of months I’ve been playing a lot of warlock, priest, mage and Paladin and never once experienced it as a concede game or EVER thought I had to concede at turn 2-3. Just think longer than 3 seconds, if you don’t have clears, trade minions, and otherwise a flooded board on turn 2-3 is usually only like 4-5 damage a turn, even though the board looks more impressive. You don’t have to clear a board right away to win. Some decks are early, mid or late game. You have to play accordingly to your deck style

But with that mentally of blaming cancer decks and concede turn 2 you should just cry in the salt thread, this is a expansion where there’s a minimal amount of cancer decks, you should be happy and try to find the better play instead of blaming everything else

 Minimal cancer decks?  Huh?  Jade Druid, Keleseth Rogue, Raza Priest, Evolve Shaman?  Those are all out of control.  What meta are you playing in?  And, once you lose the board in this game its over.  Next turn the massive buffing begins.  It easier to just bail.  Isnt it?  Why hang around?  There are no comebacks in HS.

 I could give you a comeback to all of those, “easier to bail” is an absolute losers excuse. If you do that you lose for sure and you might as well do something else because you won’t ever improve. These strategies are dependent on the deck you play but it’s what I keep in mind:

rogue has no heal, face damage is permanent. Kill prince ASAP because of shadow step and stall the game, the deck is early/mid, after that it’s easy. Plus they also need the luck of the perfect hand at the beginning.

jade druid can go up to 8/8 if you clear idols, +1 for every they play, save your clears tactfully and you’ll win the matchup.

evolve shaman is one joke of keeping the board clear, when they have Thrall out with no minions they can’t do anything, just always trade and face as last option.

Raza has horrible early game, but is also a matter of luck (if they draw raza + dk). Keep out of range of 1hko (20hp if I remember correctly), depending on your deck you have to know if you should go all in early or play tactful until the end.

If you concede you lose for sure, there are billions of options that can make you win games. You sound like you’re way to hasty and pessimistic, and with that mindset the game will only upset you and you won’t ever improve because you concede like crazy. Start blaming yourself more often, that mindset will make you grow and less salty. With this current mindset you won’t ever achieve anything, ever

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Well you have Doomsayer, Corrupted Seer, Chillmaw, Abomination, Tentacle of N'Zoth, ect.

But the main reason they dont print neutral spells is because they want spells to be based around the classes. 

This deck seems to be a gauarnteed win.  You have unlimted healing and prior to that you just use the freeze bull shit and Doomsayer.  Right?  

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What deck do you play that you believe has no early game answers?

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the salt thread is leaking

 Not salt - just curious what the "right play" is when you have board after board of small minions? If concede is the right answer the just tell me.  The game has become a concede-a-thon anyways due to nothing but cancer decks.  Oh well. 

 Well, the last couple of months I’ve been playing a lot of warlock, priest, mage and Paladin and never once experienced it as a concede game or EVER thought I had to concede at turn 2-3. Just think longer than 3 seconds, if you don’t have clears, trade minions, and otherwise a flooded board on turn 2-3 is usually only like 4-5 damage a turn, even though the board looks more impressive. You don’t have to clear a board right away to win. Some decks are early, mid or late game. You have to play accordingly to your deck style

But with that mentally of blaming cancer decks and concede turn 2 you should just cry in the salt thread, this is a expansion where there’s a minimal amount of cancer decks, you should be happy and try to find the better play instead of blaming everything else

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This game requires ZERO skill.  Its pure draw luck and matchup luck.  Fact.  Legend payers are just using broken decks and grind away.  Fact.  Sorry to break that to everyone.  

 

Eh, I wouldn't 100% agree. Play a combo deck that isn't freeze mage and see if you play the game making no plans in regards to future plays you need to make in order to win.

For example, in Aviana K'Thun decks (one of my latest favorite decks to play) you need to sit on 7 cards before you can win, some match-ups will let you use 1-2 pieces and still win, but many long control match-ups require all 7. With that deck you don't have quit the same stall or removal as a mage, yet you still have to often go to fatigue (well for your deck) before you can pull off a win. 

Don't even get started on match-ups where you have to decide if the control player might be running a Dirty Rat that could screw you over. Do I use one of combo pieces if I happened to get pressured too much, knowing that that increases my odds of having a vital part of the combo ratted? Do I keep some of my non combo piece minions in my hand to reduce the chance of a rat, at the expense at not developing a board presence? Can I afford not developing any board? Do I use any of my single target cheap removal inefficiently in order to make sure that I don't have hand size management issues when I draw into UI?