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    posted a message on High Priestess Jeklik

    This card is already good on its OWN, and you're telling me that you can discard my Jekliks and get two more Jekliks so I can play Jekliks while I play Jekliks?

    Sign me the fuck up for a first-class seat on the Discardlock Express, baby.

    Posted in: High Priestess Jeklik
  • 2

    posted a message on Silverback Patriarch

    It seems like almost every expansion, it's pretty much a running gag for Blizzard to make this card feel like as much of an inadequate piece of trash as they possibly can. At this point, I'm starting to sympathize for this poor chimp, and he ain't even alive...

    Posted in: Silverback Patriarch
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    posted a message on Walk the Plank

    Yeah, ditto here. Poor guy looks like he's currently regretting all of his life decisions...

    Posted in: Walk the Plank
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    posted a message on Sand Drudge

    "PAY ATTENTION, CLA-

     

    Shit, I can't think of an undead-related word that rhymes with "class". XD

    Posted in: Sand Drudge
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    posted a message on Sand Drudge

    Well played, son. Well fucking played. XD

    Posted in: Sand Drudge
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    posted a message on Grave Horror

    Except that this time, he's been reanimated into a mangled, meaty monstrosity, and looks much more distracting than usual. In addition, he refuses to side with anyone who isn't a sinister, shadowy sonuvabitch hiding beneath the facade of a charitable, goody-two-shoes cleric. Also, he's now adorned with chains for some weird goddamn reason.

    But yeah, other than that, he hasn't really changed much.

    Posted in: Grave Horror
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    posted a message on High Priest Thekal

    Image result for crystallizer hearthstone                                                 Image result for high priest thekal

                                 you                              The guy she told you not                                                                                             to worry about  

     

    Sorry, I knew this joke has already been made (shout-out to Arachnidius for providing the idea), but I couldn't resist.

    Posted in: High Priest Thekal
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    posted a message on Scorch

    I was just about to type that in. You beat me to it, man. XD

    Posted in: Scorch
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    posted a message on Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk

    I can't fucking wait to see all the Trolden clips of Hunters getting this baby from Jeweled Macaw. See you in the highlight reels, boys.

    Posted in: Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk
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    posted a message on Supercollider

    Nah, overkill only activates on the controlling player's turn. So if you were to run your minion into an enemy's overkill minion, the effect won't proc. Phew!

    Posted in: Supercollider
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