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    posted a message on Heistbaron Togwaggle

    Marin the Fox: I can summon a treasure chest that grants you a blatantly busted glorious gift upon its destruction!

    Togwaggle 2.0: Hold my lackey.

    Posted in: Heistbaron Togwaggle
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    posted a message on Nightmare Amalgam

    "They told me I could be anything..."

    Posted in: Nightmare Amalgam
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    posted a message on Mass Hysteria

    That flavor text made me snicker more than it should've.

    Props to you, flavor text dude.

    Posted in: Mass Hysteria
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    posted a message on Dragon Roar

    Dragon Roar: 2 Mana Warrior Spell: Add a dragon and a random Emeriss to your hand.

    The Trolden clips featuring this card are just too much for me to handle. XD

    Posted in: Dragon Roar
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    posted a message on Howlfiend

    And amazingly, it's bad-ness is what makes it so good if you put it into the right deck...

    Or if your opponent gets it from a random summoning effect. XD

    Posted in: Howlfiend
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    posted a message on Regeneratin' Thug

    Interesting mechanic. Stoneskin Gargoyle comes to mind...

    Posted in: Regeneratin' Thug
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    posted a message on Arena Patron

    True to his title, the only place he's ever gonna probably see play is the Arena.

    Posted in: Arena Patron
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    posted a message on Serrated Tooth

    The fact that it's a sturdy weapon that gives a very solid buff (on the entire BOARD, no less) already makes me think that we're getting more value than what we pay for outta this baby.

    Posted in: Serrated Tooth
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    posted a message on Stolen Steel

    Legendary weapons instantly come to mind. But then again, the cost and the risk of not getting a leggy weapon might not be worth the deckslot... I dunno, this card is kinda hard to evaluate for me.

    Posted in: Stolen Steel
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    posted a message on Halazzi, the Lynx

    Two words: "Hello, Trolden."

    Posted in: Halazzi, the Lynx
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    posted a message on Halazzi, the Lynx

    At first I thought that this added Springpaws to your hand. That crap would be Tavern Brawl levels of stupid. Still a solid card, though.

    Posted in: Halazzi, the Lynx
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    posted a message on Gurubashi Chicken

    This card is so god-awfully horrendous that it's good. Meta-defining, absolutely no doubt about it.

    Posted in: Gurubashi Chicken
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    posted a message on Waterboy

    I'm just straight up picturing Adam Sandler voicing this little dude... XD

    Posted in: Waterboy
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    posted a message on Crowd Roaster

    Bump the damage up by just a single point, and we can rename this baby to "Gigantic Roaster".

    Posted in: Crowd Roaster
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    posted a message on War Master Voone

    So let me get this straight: War Master Voone is bonkers, of that there is no doubt.

    But why dragons? This guy is as loyal to his loa as a goblin merchant in an Alliance VS. Horde war. Why didn't Voone support Akali? Was it because Deathwing deceived him into indentured servitude?

    Whatever his reasoning is, we may never know why he betrayed his champion.

    (Man, everybody's talking about how great this dude is, and here I am asking idiotic inquiries. No wonder I can't get past rank 11)

    EDIT: Welp, it turns out he knows about dragons thanks to his former experience dabbling in Black Dragonflight shenanigans. I'm dumb.

    Posted in: War Master Voone
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