You asked for advice, others give it. Then you get defensive and start name calling...
You sure you are not the troll here? Control>face pass turn 5 traditionally, it's meant to counter your face hunter deck. Working as intended.
And as others have stated there is a possibility you're not playing optimally. And if you say you dont want to take the time to learn because you have a so called life. Than accept the fate you're creating.
Cheers mate, I hope you're RL gives you more rewards than your expected entitlement in a children's card game.