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I have a bog creeper and an earthern ring farseer on my board, opponent has a 3/4 and one card in hand which later turned out to be a lost tallstrider. 

Topdecks kabal chemist into blastcrystal potion.

It was definitely the right idea from Blizzard to implement random effects into the game because they could.

Let's play some standard ladder...

oh a Jade Druid deck - seen it 100 times this season - unoriginal vomit - lets play again

oh a Pirate warrior deck - seen it 100 times this season - unoriginal vomit - lets play again

oh a Reno Mage deck - seen it 100 times this season - unoriginal vomit - lets play again

oh a Shaman deck - seen it 100 times this season - unoriginal vomit - lets play again... actually lets not - I fucking hate this meta.

Me: 4 health vs a Hunter with no board, no hand, I have lethal next turn

Blizzard: OH FUCK Schrute might actually win a game, quick, do something!

Blizzard: Gives opponent topdeck Call of the Wild.

fuck this game.

GUYS GUYS QUICK, SHCRUTE MIGHT WIN A FUCKING GAME, BETTER GIVE HIS OPPONENT CABALISTS TOME INTO ARCANE MISSILES INTO PERFECT RNG SO HE LOSES

Why can't I ever have a deck with double Abyssal double Doomguard and otherwise all-quality minions? It's been 8 Warlock runs since I had the chance to draft one, let alone two. Who's blunt do I have to wet with my lips in order to get some lucky cards now and again? 

I mean, I'll settle for Dr. Boomeloom.  Just today I've faced 3 people having it. And I've only played 4 runs. 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

Why can't i win with any combo decks. Fucking priests and pirates, i wanna kill them all.

Well I'm absolutely done with this game. So I'm a f2p player except for the solo adventures since you basically need half those cards  to even have a chance. So I decided I would be pretty dedicated in Gad, by doing a bunch of quests and all that, basically trying to max gold ever day. I really wanted to play jade druid at start, so I crafted Aya and Fangdral, and it was fun. I opened packs expecting to only get legendaries every now and again, but I did not expect it to literally take me into pity packing to get them. So after over two months I have opened my second legendary. I was fine with the first one being Raza, since I wanted to try Reno and it was also fun. Now then back to the second legendary. it was fucking raza again. So I am pretty pissed obviously, since over a month of playing pretty much comes to almost no change at all. I used to open a lot of classic packs, and I recall opening three packs in a row where I got Rag,  in a row. I like Rag, but three times in a row is such bullshit. Including in that, they are taking one of my favorite cards away from me. Literally shoot me in the head. Now I hear that the next expansion is not going to be a solo adventure where I only have to pay like 20 bucks or so to get guaranteed good cards, but instead is going to be another pay to win expansion, and so are the two after that. I was looking for a good reason to try Shadowverse since I heard its good, but I was not too enthralled by the anime tentacle porn of it. But I am officially done with Hearthstone, its just such a waste. I don't want to play months of games versus pirates and jade decks, to only be able to add a new card to one of my decks every 2 or 3 weeks, and then get totally fucked every two months. I would try arena, but in the past I was always bad at it, while I'm usually like 75 or 80 % in casual and ranked. Please give me a reason why I should still play this game, since I want to still like it, but it has let me down.

MAT Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Imbecile plays with full tryhard deck and you cant get pass rank 14 at the end of the season fucking rubbish noob garbage ...

This community is pure trash. I understand the accessibility of the game attracts mostly high school kids and people with no friends irl, but really the BM is ridiculous. "Haha I got a 3 for 1 with swipe that you could not play around, better use the 'thank you' emote". Get a life you fucking virgin trash, I don't spam BM when you make terrible plays, or when your draws are bad. I feel like most of these kids who BM got bullied at some point their life and use the internet to lash out anonymously and feel better about themselves. So sad.

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I feel like most of these kids who BM got bullied at some point their life and use the internet to lash out anonymously and feel better about themselves. So sad.

If I end my turn instead of conceding while you have lethal on the board, don't start playing cards. If you start playing cards I'm just going to concede and you don't get to enjoy the pure delight that is smashing someone's face to the point of death

Quote from CircleofRNG >>

This community is pure trash. I understand the accessibility of the game attracts mostly high school kids and people with no friends irl, but really the BM is ridiculous. "Haha I got a 3 for 1 with swipe that you could not play around, better use the 'thank you' emote". Get a life you fucking virgin trash, I don't spam BM when you make terrible plays, or when your draws are bad. I feel like most of these kids who BM got bullied at some point their life and use the internet to lash out anonymously and feel better about themselves. So sad.

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I'm playing an antiaggro deck and guess what!?

when i face a pirate warrior i have my hand full of 4/5/6/ cost minion and when i face control only AOE... my RNG is so broken.

Son of a bitch! Playing Arena with an insane deck. Really epic game against my opponent. Then he plays dirty rat. Guess what? You'll never guess what happens...

This is what happens:

Why do retards never get punished for playing dirty rat on t2 against me?

Am one of the top Arena players on NA and yesterday i drafted the highest tier score deck in my last 700 arena runs and i couldn't even get it to 7 wins...Finished 6-3....Almost all my losses never have to do with being outplayed, it's just a constant flow of this game rewarding idiots with half the skill with a undeserved victory. Absolutely disgusting how often a player is hopeless when you have zero RNG going your way...This fucking Mage drafted a Karakus which went into one of the best potions possible, and before that played the 5mana Yogg into Lunar Visions, plus got Pyroblast from Conjurer just to name the stand outs....It's just sickening....All the while i roll back to back worst Imp-Plosions and cant top deck anything to save my life.

Then we can go into another loss against a Paladin that just happened to have 2 Outfitters in opening hand will holding 100% minions on both battlecrys then right after gets 2 Muster for Battles...Once again i cant top deck a answer to save my life. Fuck this RNG game that decided games on opening mulligan hands...Happens way to often...

SHAMAN MUST BE NERFED ASAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HOPE YOU SEE THIS BRODE!

It's nice that they've announced some nerfs, retirements, and a new expansion, but when? 


Right now you just have 100% of decks on ladder rank 6-Legend playing the soon-to-be-retired cards. It's the stalest meta I've ever played. 

Triple Smuggler's Run and at least one Outfitter. Oh, and Justicar. And some more high-quality stuff.

At 5-2. 

I fucking give up.