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ALL I WANT IS A NORMAL FUCKING HEARTHSTONE EXPERIENCE

NORMAL MULLIGANS

NORMAL DRAWS

MY OPPONENTS TO NOT CONTINUALLY DRAW MIRACLE TOPDECKS

HOW DO I GET THIS FUCKING NORMAL EXPERIENCE??????

Holy fuck, just won a nail biter against a Res Priest.  Dude had 3 hp left had a slyenas on the board and I entombed his Arcan Giant earlier.  So he attacks and kills my other minion whilst leaking my arcane giant I thought it was over, he then puts down a Auchenai Soulpriest kills is Sylvenas and takes the Arcane Giant back primed to finish me off his next turn.  Well, little did he know i had a Shadow Madness waiting to use on his Soulpriest to deliver those final 3 points to his face.  Very satisfying win.

To the smug little prick running a C'Thun Warrior deck,

You think you're so smart, don't you? Saying "thanks" when you drop down your C'Thun like some kind a f***ing genius. How on earth you managed to Bran into Ancient Shieldbearer for 20 armour, I'll never know. 

F*** this shitty broken game. And f*** you, smug little prick! I hope you fall ass-first into a dildo factory. 

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Holy fuck, just won a nail biter against a Res Priest.  Dude had 3 hp left had a slyenas on the board and I entombed his Arcan Giant earlier.  So he attacks and kills my other minion whilst leaking my arcane giant I thought it was over, he then puts down a Auchenai Soulpriest kills is Sylvenas and takes the Arcane Giant back primed to finish me off his next turn.  Well, little did he know i had a Shadow Madness waiting to use on his Soulpriest to deliver those final 3 points to his face.  Very satisfying win.

Well, I am quitting Hearthstone. The new expansion has pushed Hearthstone pass my tolerable threshold. It should be obvious that the new expansion has increased the power-levels of decks. However, the stronger decks are, the less we can interact with them. Standard is like a mirror of wild (relatively). I am going to go play a real game now -- Dota 2.

how can blizzard remove purify from arena but allow deathwing? like wth seriously? i was 4-0 and i faced a hunter yes a hunter...... and i knew his deck was broken but  i realised what made him win when deathwing hit the board. like how the fuck do you counter that in arena with no hard removal? also malchezaar wth.... get 5 random legendaries and i draft a legendary every like 4 drafts..... how is that even fair? also mages yeah everyone takes fucking mage even if he average 3 wins in arena. and dont let me start about the face rogues..... tempo hit face and pray your opponent cant heal or taunt. arena became such a garbage mode. i still average 6 wins but still i lose from decks in an unfair way, if mages dont have a flamestrike its 1000% certain they will have a firelands portal and 2 faceless summoners

also wth is wrong with the rewards in arena? from 5 wins i got a whispers pack a TGT pack and 50 gold and in another run 5 wins i got50 gold a pack and a common card..... wtf should i do with the common card whipe my ass? even their fucking rewards are random as fuck same as their game

Yogg is the most retarded card ever I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT

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Yogg is the most retarded card ever I HATEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT

Sometims I tell the Innkeeper to make me a random deck and go for the normal adventures, just for fun.

So I was with my derp shaman fighting against the Curator. It was doing what it knows best, rush face while I struggle at slowing it down. But hey, it's about to be turn 6 and Fire Elemental will stop his panther from going face!

Coins out the unleash dragons thing. Gets Deathwing, Dragonlord. Okay, it's scary but I have Hex.

Turn 6 second unleash dragons. Gets Deathwing, Dragonlord.

I'm not even mad, that's amazing.

i dont even have the energy to be mad anymore.  just...please, stop playing tier one netdecks in casual. 

god damnit.

this game isn't even remotely fun anymore.  i had to deal with turn 6 innervate -> rag (which I topdecked a spell thank god), and then turn 7 innervate -> rafaam. 

fuck this game.

HOW DO YOU DRAW SO GODDAMNED WELL THAT YOU HAVE THE FUCKING ANSWERS *LITERALLY* ON EVERY TURN?

of fucking course you have lethal. 

so ive played 6 or 7 games this morning.  lost all of them because my opponents have godly draws and perfect answers on every turn.  in casual.  or else they're just playign tier one goddammned netdecks becaues WHY INTHE FUCKING HELL NOT????WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RY AND HAVE FUCKIG FUN IN THSI GAME AND USE FUN CREATIVE CARDS WHEN TIER ONE GODDAMNEND NET DECKS EXIST AND VIRTUALLY GUARANTEED YOU A WIN AND NO FUN????????????

so naturally, malchezar gives this tempo mage an Antonidas. 

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i say whatever i fucking want

i can't stand this game anymore.  how do i simply havea a normal hearthstone experience instead of having ot deal with miracle after miracle?  wheres the fun? 

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i can't stand this game anymore.  how do i simply havea a normal hearthstone experience instead of having ot deal with miracle after miracle?  wheres the fun? 

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i say whatever i fucking want

 No. You can't.

Be salty. That's fine. Be a racist, and you'll be reported and banned.