Hearthpwn

God damn there's nothing I hate more than Priests. Cabal, Entomb, Shadow Words and Auchenai, oh my! It reminds me of playing against Blue decks in Magic. "Oh, I see you're trying to play something, hahahaha, fuck you."

I made a C'thun-volution deck for Shaman.  I don't expect it to do well, but I figured I could take advantage of the early C'thun's minions ability to trade and live and then evolve them up. 

I have played 5 live games with it now and lost every one.  In each case I simply needed to draw C'thun to win.  The quickest loss still had only 10 cards left in my deck.  I seriously had to stop and go make sure I added the big eyed bastard.  I have 2 mana tide's totems, 2 ancestral knowledge's, and 2 azure drakes for draw, he's just hiding on the bottom of my deck.

WHAT DECK CAN GET ME WINS RIGHT NOW

ITS NOT TOTEM SHAMAN

FUCKING DECK IS GODDAMNED FUCKING AWFUL BEYOND COMPREHENSION

edit: AND NOT YOUR RETARDED BULLSHIT 50K DUST AGGRO/CONTROL/DRAGON/NZOTH/CTHUN PALADIN EITHER

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WHAT DECK CAN GET ME WINS RIGHT NOW

ITS NOT TOTEM SHAMAN

FUCKING DECK IS GODDAMNED FUCKING AWFUL BEYOND COMPREHENSION

edit: AND NOT YOUR RETARDED BULLSHIT 50K DUST AGGRO/CONTROL/DRAGON/NZOTH/CTHUN PALADIN EITHER

WHY ARE C'THUN CARDS THAT GOOD, ITS A BRAINLESS DECK. I TAKE HOURS MAKING A DECK TO LOOSE TO SOME B.S. C'THUN PRIEST

FUCK PRIEST F U C K P R I E S T

I don't get how I can draw so poorly every game. Literally EVERY. GAME. I was top 100 Legend just 2 days ago and now I'm in the 1000s.

Against control, I get a hand full of spells and both Auctioneers at the bottom of my deck. Against aggro, I have no tempo cards, just clunky 4+ drops that are far too slow.

Also, the meta is like entirely Warrior and Warlock, my two least favorite classes. It doesn't help that they're all playing the same netdeck that pretty much plays itself (tempo and zoo). Everyone has the PERFECT answer, especially other miracle Rogues, I don't get how they draw so fucking well. I tried the Leeroy version due to the sheer amount of times I lost to it, but holy shit it was just a dead card 100% of my games. I didn't win with him ONCE out of 13 games. Then I take him out, and of course I play against 2 Priests in a row. It should be a free win anyway, but not when your Auctioneers are at the bottom of your deck (both games). Somehow they manage to get THE perfect answers for all of my minions and my Auctioneers are still nowhere to be found.

It's so infuriating to have shit like this happen, like I said: especially when someone is playing a similar deck to you and has the most ridiculous hand imaginable.

Oh Casual, how funny you

I find it ironic when i get matched up with a player playing Golden Druid and hes playing Cthun Druid ( oh my, thats SUCHHHH a skillful deck) I Conceded because im not playing Casual against a dickhead playing golden druid with the most Cliche Druid deck right now IN FUCKING CASUAL lol

they should disallow players from playing Casual if they have golden heros, because youre clearly a piece of shit if you are playing a Cliche deck in casual.

Here was the chat i had with him because i wanted to ask him that

ME: Why are you being a Cancer?

Him:KKK

Me: Well?

Him: Gonna Cry?

Me: im asking you a question

Him: im asking the Question

and he left.

This is why a good amount of the playerbase is like this guy. he was ranked 5 btw.

this is the first time i have legitimately been fucking pissed about this game.

aggro shaman, or mid range shaman, OR some other kind of shaman? thats all the fucking cancerous shitters are playing right now in rank 1-5 and theres nothing that beats them. i dont even care if i lost to any class that wasnt shaman. shaman is just so fucking ridiculous right now.

gj blizz.

Stop playing zoo people. How can you enjoy doing the same brainless BS all the time? Grats on mulliganing for your one and two drops. So much strategy involved.

Why does it exist a 4mana 7/7 ? or a one mana evolve card? or a 0 mana 5/5 taunt? FUCK SHAMAN!

Speaking for the face shaman I just crushed. I hope your salt tastes good.

I had both war axes in opening hand. Had BGH for your 4 mana 7/7. Bash for your wolf. Justicar buffed my heropower. Sylvanas plus brawl when you swarmed the board and ignored her. Shieldslammed your second 7/7. I had fun interacting with your board while you were interacting with my face. I had every answer to all the plays you made and you had a perfect curve.

Also greetings to the zoo lock I beat before that who went all in face with my Sylvanas on board. Revenge whiped your board gave me your councilman and made you rage quit. Geee salty Geee

I'm taking Rogue back from all these skilless miracle players. I play C'thun Reno controll. So tired of Rogue just being about bullshit OTK. 

Playing with my low-cost N'Zoth Hunter vs renounce warlock in casual.

Dude curves like a zoolock (well, a zoolock with Loot Hoarders) until turn 4 Renounce Darkness. Makes him warrior. Should be a nice spot, right? Nope. Gets an Axe Flinger, Commanding Shout, and then double Obsidian Destroyer, Execute for my Highmane, Sparring Partner and Rampage.

That's a little bit one-sided, is'nt it?

well, removing all opponent's shit with spells or weapons is not exactly an interaction (otherwise miracle rogue and freeze mage would be interactive as fuck, something they are'nt)... but still with you, that shaman totally deserved it. Face clowns should actually get punished by their hurr durr plays.

Sylvanas is the best.

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aggro shaman, or mid range shaman, OR some other kind of shaman? thats all the fucking cancerous shitters are playing right now in rank 1-5 and theres nothing that beats them. 

Control priest, no?

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C'mon this day sucks in Hearthstone, I don't get a freaking card I need. Took me more than 15 games to win 2 times as mage. It's even one of my top 3 favorite classes, not my day. And fuck you Shamans.

So today I decided to play some ladder and notice that i havent tried to rank up this season, so im fairly low, and all I go against is Shamans, its like there's nothing else to play but shaman and im just thinking to myself now "can it pls just stop, give me another class im tired of all the shaman's bs", By Now Im just wishing for a new adventure to shift the meta a bit

Okay...

So I can't really be salty since it is my own damn fault since I didn't know about the interaction.

Anyways play Monkey as Control Warrior, sitting on about 60 odd armor, with Improved hero power and priest has a couple blademasters in play.

I get Jaraxxus, thinking oh yeah it's my lucky day, Jaraxxus against a priest what a pleasure, especially with the now 64 armor...

Well folks for those of you who don't know, if you have 64 armor don't play Jaraxxus since it removes all of it.Well that was a tough lesson to learn. Classy priest too spamming Greetings until roping whilst I sat there sulking.

I guess it makes sense that I have never seen a Jaraxxus with armor before, but I don't see a lot of Warrior's playing him... 

I imagine I will get a lot of lolz here but hopefully I cheered you up a bit.

First time poster in tgia thread. 0-18 with tempo yogg mage. I swear if there's a tag for "if there is a positive effect that can happen, discard it and play the negative."

When you play flamewaker coin double missiles on turn 4 against a full zoo board, you don't expect 8-10/12 missiles to hit face. Three games in a row.

Play servant of yogg against full board, casts explosive shot on itself.

What's with people that have lethal but have to play out their whole turn instead of just killing you?