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Playing vs Control Warrior who drew exactly ONE Card from both of his Acolytes.
My board : 2 x Thaddius and Baron Rivendare
His board : 1 x Dreadsteed (he got it with Sylvanas)
Guess who wins the Brawl.
Fuck this game.
why can I not beat dragon priest today. Obviously turn six my shit get stiolem. Obviously turn 7 is boom. Obviously first 4 turns are dragon taunts. Any card I play gets either stolen or destroyed. Fucking stupid. Literally no chance. I'm playing my own version of demonlok. Any tips?
There is a lot of steak here...
Fucking facetards, fucking Uthard,im going to rope the shit off all of you.
Im going to rope your mom, im going to rope your dad, for decades and decades
If only I could make a deck that consistently beats Secret Pali... Hmmmmm... Nothin.
If you can't beat them, join them
P.S. Anybody else lose 99% of their jousts in arena? -_-
Went down to rank 14 from rank 8.. GG! I thought I was getting better at control warrior.. naw.. guess I just got lucky with streaks. Lost so many games to stupid secret paladins and aggro druids. Where the hell are my bgh and brawls? Always draw these useless weapons that get rekt by divine shields and get down bs. I tilted so hard that I made an exclusive anti aggro deck with 2 brawls and 8 removals, but of course then I only play against handlocks or drag priest. I tune it back again and only meet secret paladin and aggro druid who have answers for everything I do and has perfect mana curve. God damned equality and those knife jugglers. Can't wait to see them gone
Great art can never be created without great suffering.
Good advice I recently got beat back down to 15 from reaching 10. I don't think it was a lucky streak I just played better and then started getting outplayed. I think next time i'll take the advice and stop after 2 ranks.
So I just played against a mage.
I was so used to games ending before turn 7 I forgot Flamestrike even exists.
Fuck each and every fucking retarded designer that made face huntard, Boom and MC happen and fuck every scumbag that plays them(except for fucking Boom, which is obvious autoinclude everywhere), also fuck all of the morons that keep making this game more and more rng dependent.
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Card Design ChampionTo crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
Dear Ben Brode
I'll just leave this note of appreciation of your design skills regarding randomness here, because I couldn't think of any where else to stick it. Well, that might be a wee bit of a fib--I did think of one place, but you're not actually present, and I didn't have a burning hot poker handy on which to inscribe it anyway.
Piloted shredder: thank you for including Lore Walker Cho and Doom Sayer on its spawn list, and thank you especially for having it spawn the former when I have a fistful of spells and the latter when I have board control but not quite 7 damage in hand. Now I know you're not too bright, so just to spell this out - by "thank you" I mean "fuck you, " and by "especially" I mean "painfully with a red hot poker - if only there was one at hand". It's cool that they do sometimes provide value, otherwise we wouldn't see so many... nice touch... Thank you, thank you especially for the one that crapped out a mech warper for my mech Mage opponent. Fucking. Hys. Terical.
Unstable portal: thank you for letting my opponent draw King Krush at the end of a 20 turn battle, for exact lethal. And thank you especially for the ancient of war my opponent picked up the game before: Those bad boys don't get played often enough now that combo Druid with piloted shredder is so common, and they DO look fucking cool beside a flame waker, plus tempo Mage needs all the help it can get--amiright?
Murloc Knight: thank you for including Murloc Knight on the spawn list. It's hard to describe just how entertaining it is to see one, become, two, become three... Thank you especially for making this card available to midrange and cancer paladin decks: it would be terrible if they had no late game cards to maintain board presence.
Finally, thank you for providing arcane missiles so Mages, at least, have a chance to remove a face hunter's turn 1 stealthed Worgen. Thank you especially for the game where I cast two on turn 2 and all 6 missiles went face. That was pretty funny.
And finally, Ben Brode, on behalf of all my oponents who have enjoyed equivalent randomness from my drops just as much as I have from theirs, a great big thank you. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Tech against control, and all the aggro decks come up;
Tech against aggro, and all the control decks pop up... dafuq?!
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Card Design Champion^^ this is so true, just switched to frost mage, first opponent, Heal priest with double Flash Heal and double Light of the Naaru, fucking perfect
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of the women.
So..... just finished playing some scumbag in arena that had 2 Sylvanas Windrunner and a Ysera.
Are you kidding me!? And I was 3-2 at the time with a shit arena run. How do you end up 3-2 with a deck with 3 Legendaries! (that I saw)
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