Before I begin, allow me to introduce myself. I am an entitled, ungrateful little brat who believes that a multi-conglomerate company such as Blizzard exists solely to cater to my primitive needs. My hobbies include microwaving pocket-shaped food, collecting vintage Mountain Dew cans, and sh**posting on the internet to garner attention from strangers.
I have been playing since beta, and despite the fact that I have been playing for 5 years straight without taking more than a day off, this expansion, Saviors of Uldum, will be the reason I uninstall the game. The meta is stale already, and I know this because, after just 24 hours, all decks have been perfected and the subtle capabilities of all 148 new cards have been fully resolved. Please, pay no mind to the numerous threats I've posted on this website in the past regarding previous expansions. Those didn't mean anything. This time I'm for real.
It is very important to me that you acknowledge my fragile feelings. Seeing as I am the most important and essential piece of framework in this entire universe, I am sure that having all of you know that I am leaving will validate my utter inability to socialize on any level of coherency resembling that of an adult and fortify my unfounded sense of entitlement to things the earning of which I took no part.
I am also undeniably sure that by creating this post, Blizzard will completely revamp their business model and change Hearthstone and all of its mechanics to my liking, because the millions of other customers that play and enjoy their game don't matter; only I do.
I am also undeniably sure that by creating this post, Blizzard will completely revamp their business model and change Hearthstone and all of its mechanics to my liking, because the millions of other customers that play and enjoy their game don't matter; only I do.
I feel the same. So far i played only quest/burgle rogue, because i think its fun. I lost most of my games because the other braindead and unfun decks are to strong. They should nerf some of those decks...maybe also buff something in burgle rogue...
Also...i lost often to bad RNG while i played perfectly
What a stupid tendentious normie copy pasta unfunny comment. Also you are the attention **** when you are posting this meaningless ***** comment. What's the point of this?
Before I begin, allow me to introduce myself. I am an entitled, ungrateful little brat who believes that a multi-conglomerate company such as Blizzard exists solely to cater to my primitive needs. My hobbies include microwaving pocket-shaped food, collecting vintage Mountain Dew cans, and sh**posting on the internet to garner attention from strangers.
I have been playing since beta, and despite the fact that I have been playing for 5 years straight without taking more than a day off, this expansion, Saviors of Uldum, will be the reason I uninstall the game. The meta is stale already, and I know this because, after just 24 hours, all decks have been perfected and the subtle capabilities of all 148 new cards have been fully resolved. Please, pay no mind to the numerous threats I've posted on this website in the past regarding previous expansions. Those didn't mean anything. This time I'm for real.
It is very important to me that you acknowledge my fragile feelings. Seeing as I am the most important and essential piece of framework in this entire universe, I am sure that having all of you know that I am leaving will validate my utter inability to socialize on any level of coherency resembling that of an adult and fortify my unfounded sense of entitlement to things the earning of which I took no part.
I am also undeniably sure that by creating this post, Blizzard will completely revamp their business model and change Hearthstone and all of its mechanics to my liking, because the millions of other customers that play and enjoy their game don't matter; only I do.
Gotta go. My pizza rolls are almost done.
Add me when you reinstall tomorrow. I feel as if we could be best friends.
Try MTG Arena. You get more free cards/decks and there is FAR more variety in the decks you can create.
Post didn't go how I was expecting, 10/10 would read again
mate NO ONE CARES!!!!!!!
Dead but dreaming
That's not what the text said. :)
That's exactly how I imagine those who make threads like: PLS NERF THIS, OP CARD etc.
How do people not get that he is making fun of this type of threads and take it serious?
Fun text.
I am here for the growing list of people who don't get the purpose behind this perfect post. Please, continue on, clueless ones.
Rage quitting: the best way to ensure your opponent knows they beat a giant baby.
r/wooosh
Thanks I love it
Because they read the title but not the post, then feel an unnecessary compulsion to make a reply without knowing any of the context.
Bye bye : -)
Love the meta playing since beta!
And legend many times.
Amazing. Lmao
What a sHiT post
I second that!
Why are you seriously replying to a sarcastic post that makes fun of all those "I quit the game " threads?
Are people really so naive to believe everything he wrote?
I feel the same. So far i played only quest/burgle rogue, because i think its fun. I lost most of my games because the other braindead and unfun decks are to strong. They should nerf some of those decks...maybe also buff something in burgle rogue...
Also...i lost often to bad RNG while i played perfectly
What a stupid tendentious normie copy pasta unfunny comment. Also you are the attention **** when you are posting this meaningless ***** comment. What's the point of this?
Thanks for the good read. Love playing with you in the future.
Cause I'm pretty sure you're not gone right. RIGHT?