Hearthpwn

The game is what the game is. It is a shell of its former self that no longer requires thought or strategy as perfect cards are spoon fed on curve and top deck winners are the norm. I get it. They have to try to attract new players so they have made the game run on autopilot. I win as many mindless, boring games as I lose so this isn't sour grapes. 

I just hope that people that win with an empty hand on turn 7 don't have any delusions about being "good at Hearthstone". Might as well say that you are good at watching YouTube.

Speaking of watching YouTube - I would like to reinstate the challenge that I threw out before. I would love to see a pro streamer sit second chair and tell someone like me what cards to play. I have a decent card collection and about 16k dust so I can craft anything that is needed. I made this challenge before and was attacked by Blizzard employees that accused me of promoting account sharing which is against the rules. I am not promoting that at all. I am simply asking a pro streamer to act as a consultant while I play. If there is no difference in the RNG between a common player's account and a pro streamer's account then I should be able to go on similar epic win streaks and easily make legend just as they do, right? Something tells me that won't be the case. 

doesn't seem to matter what meta we are in Blizz always encourages some kind of cancer deck to run rampant all over ladder. They were determined to make Pogo the new Jade and well done, its happened. Can't wait for it to receive even more support next expansion. Why I keep pumping money into this game I'll never know. Mug.

Welcome to Mechstone!!!!! Nothing but mechs every damn deck.

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Welcome to Mechstone!!!!! Nothing but mechs every damn deck.

 They condemn charge as broken then they add magnetic mechs that allow for charge. Unreal. 

I feel the same way. I play almost 100% vs hunter and I would argue that is because they have the most broken mechs atm.

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doesn't seem to matter what meta we are in Blizz always encourages some kind of cancer deck to run rampant all over ladder. They were determined to make Pogo the new Jade and well done, its happened. Can't wait for it to receive even more support next expansion. Why I keep pumping money into this game I'll never know. Mug.

 Pogo is the problem?????? Sure, thats why I play almost exclusively vs mech hunter!

The game developers are fuking greed bastards who make algorythms that give worse luck to those whoever paid in this game.

If you guys want to enjoy a fair game, NEVER use money on your account, or it will be fuked up.

Kind regards to everyone!

First of all. Fuck this weeks brawl, honestly who thinks through these coop gamemodes? people are fucking retarded in general and cant understand shit about the goal of the gamemode... fucking AIDS ass players healing nefarian and trying to kill me. gg bro you won the internet.
-1 pack for me.

Second....

FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS HEROIC HEIST!!!
ALL of the fcking chapters depend on getting robes of gaudiness.
Won every single one of them instantly as soon as i got it.
now im sucking virtual dick (already lost like 7 times against the 8th boss, but not like close games or anything, instant trainwreck, gg)  against the 8th boss in the 4th chapter because this trash ass gamemode doesnt give me a fucking card so i just have to insta choke against a fucking jade druid deck starting at 4 mana. Great game design btw, making the game "difficult" by giving you a massive disadvantage, really good concept.
I also like the fact that when you get a glimpse of hope for actually winning this time (getting a good deck, decent treasures), all looks good, even steamrolling through all 7 bosses, BOOOOM fucking 8th boss rapes your corpse with the biggest dildo ever, 0 curve in your hand, worst draws and just 3 turns in you are a disgrace to humanity. GG fucking asshole whoever designed this shit.

I would like to report a bug I found.

Ever since the buff patch, casual seems to have been deactivated.  It's still there in name and appearance, but it seems as though all my matches that should be casual games are actually instead queuing into ladder.  That's what I would assume is going on anyways since all I fucking queue into in Casual is top tier netdecks.

Anyone else encountering this bug?

edit: netdeck big/control shaman.  drew double hex in the first fucking six turns. 

casual is far more difficult than ladder, change my view. 

edit: been playing for an hour, on NA server, at a (very) non peak time.  nothing but netdecks in casual.  i dont know why i play anymore....

i dont play aggro in casual so i should be banned from playing hearthstone. 

Lmao

Lethal on board, 29 health, Paladin plays Holy Wrath twice, hits for exactly 29.

Just...yeah. #esports

que into bomb warrior in casual

ok im zayles.....nomi rogue.

myras.......draws every fucking bomb. 

please stop queueing me into netdecks....

This might be the worst state the game has ever been in. 

I’m gonna say it. 1 mana Paladin secrets are the biggest bunch of fuckery Hearthstone has to offer. Repentance, Noble, Redemption chain can eat my ass.

So instead of 8 damage per turn as 4 cursed cards should be, It's only 2.

Wtf, this is hopefully a bug because that is so counter intuitive and stupid for only 1 of 4 to trigger.

Also, Vas'no himself, fuck that guy and his never ending removal, although he would have been dead already if not for the above bug.

Broken Dalaran Heist Bosses of Chapter 5: Kirin Tor Citadel...

So... i don't remember this boss name, but is something related to Kalecgos in human form or something like that... The fu**er did 30+ damage to my face with just 3 Arcane Missiles. he was my 11th boss on this chapter. PS: i had warrior hero power and could not handle all the damage that he does.

because he get +1 magic damage forever, everytime he uses the hero power. bullshit. and since he had 90+ life and more mana crystals than me (normal mode, not heroic mode), i was not fast enough to defeat him.

Also, my 10th boss was Vargoth, that also felt super unfair to play against, i only won because i got Frost Lich Jaina from Renounce Darkness as a warlock, might need another jaina to handle the 11th boss, too bad... i wonder how impossible heroic mode is now...

Because I'm not netdecking murloc shaman in casual, the amount of games i deserve to win is exactly zero.

MMR isn't real.  If it were, I would have been queing into other shit by now.  I've lost every game for the last 3 hours. 

So yea this guy is totally balanced and fair

how many games in a row must i concede before i stop queueing into this shit?

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So instead of 8 damage per turn as 4 cursed cards should be, It's only 2.

Wtf, this is hopefully a bug because that is so counter intuitive and stupid for only 1 of 4 to trigger.

Also, Vas'no himself, fuck that guy and his never ending removal, although he would have been dead already if not for the above bug.

Just a visual bug, he had 70 starting health and took 8 damage on his 1 turn, works correctly. Also he threw 1 cursed card away on 1 turn.