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Quote from Solarsurge >>

I haven't really been playing on ladder much this month, so I decide to just go for rank 5. I get to rank 6 + 5 stars playing Odd Warrior and it never fails. Mechathun Priest > Mechathun Warlock > Mechathun Druid. Back to back to back. What are the odds? 1 in a million? Is this that "variance"?

 Normally you are right for the climb, especially from 10 to 5, BUT the last stars of rank 6 you will get the bottom of rank 5, and there are a lot of those combo, "fun and interactive" decks. So for the last few stars i would suggest a more aggressive deck.

The only thing more pathetic than a sad little fuck playing one of the common cancer decks on ladder (hunter, odd pally,  wall priest, etc) is an EVEN SADDER little fuck playing the same thing in casual. You fucking pathetic little pricks.

Playing Arena on a 1-1 run with Warrior with a pretty crap deck (3 epics, no legendaries), and I get to face a Mage who does not only have a working Prince Keleseth in his opening hand, but who later also has Jan'alai, the Dragonhawk and Toki, Time-Tinker !

How the hell do some people get three useful Legendaries in an Arena draft while others get nothing? Bah!

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My wild experience this morning:

Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence
Queue Big Priest, Turn 4 Barnes, Turn 6 Shadow Essence

Switch to a deck that hard-counters Big Priest

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Fuck this stupid arena RNG. Mad bomber hits my only minion on the board for three times while he has 3 on his side.

Rogue is such a pussy class, Mill, Kingsbane, all degenerate garbage

What exactly are people complaining about in this thread? My draw is like this every third game, I just rage quit and don't want to play at all

Every odd warrior needs to choke and die. I don’t care if I lose, but I do care if you waste a fucking hour of my life with your bullshit stall strategy.

Quote from Pathod >>

What exactly are people complaining about in this thread? My draw is like this every third game, I just rage quit and don't want to play at all

 Same.

Why does the game like to match me with decks I hate the most as soon as I enter Casual? Fuck Mill, Jade, Kingsbane, Big Priest and the rest of you unfun fucks

They said go play arena it's fun... My ass is fun I played 4 runs today and every game was just a coin flip of going second (losing) or going first (winning). And don't start with bs that I played bad, every game I went second my opponent played on curve and then there was me playing minions to try to get on board and if I did manage to get on board I was already so low that they bursted me down with random topdeck spells or charges (already "wasted" all my taunts while trying to stay alive while fighting for board), not to mention two guys who topdecked deathwings... Sorry but this is bigger cancer than ladder, at least there I don't lose to the coin flip

i deserve this.  this is 100% my own fault and i earned this horrible experience.

im glad some people get to be happy.

edit: proof i deserve misery.  i hate my life.

My 8 year old niece can now play this game. Play the cards as drawn, empty your hand, top deck the game winner.

BORING

I've said it before and I'll say it again, damage spells should not be able to target face. At all. 

So I just played against a post-rotation Mech'athun Druid who OTK'd me with 10 cards in his hand. This exists. It will not be a fun meta next month...

Quote from FireBurn >>

Fuck this stupid arena RNG. Mad bomber hits my only minion on the board for three times while he has 3 on his side.

 There is nothing random about this game. 

Are you fucking serious Blizzard!??

Another retarded Resurrect Priest card?????

FUCK YOU!!!

Me: Ooh a Control Mage. That’s a good matchup for my mill rogue.

Coldlights hiding at the bottom of my deck: IM ABOUT TO END THIS MAN’S WHOLE CAREER!