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A little tip for the guys playing wall priest, odd Mage and other netdecks...

Its obvious if you are playing that shit you are really bad at the game and also not very intelligent, but your deck WILL get you some wins. SO when you get excited because the game has turned in your favour and you reach your sweaty hand out to EMOTE just STOP.

Pause for a second.

Put your hand BACK onto your undersized little dick and KEEP JERKING.

Leave the emotes alone and you'll cum so much faster. Then you can get to licking up it up the way you like.. 

rogue otk you at turn 7,  omega lul. 3 11 11 13, K.

Can we be salty without being outright disgusting.

Some people are salty about the game and come here to vent. Some people come here to whine about other people's  salt posts and troll people posting on the salt thread. 

Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

Some people are salty about the game and come here to vent. Some people come here to whine about other people's  salt posts and troll people posting on the salt thread. 

 Welcome to the internet. :D

I always play Token Druid...at least it always requires brains to play with it.

aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro aggro

I was happy when the nerfs were released, I had no idea they would make EU unplayable. Probably not what was intended but certainly the result.

Ahhh it's that time of the month again, where I can't win a single fucking game in Casual with decks that usually have at least a 60% win-rate . Game is totally not rigged lmao

netdeck netdecks netdecks

bots bots bots

casual is dead.

HS needs huge changes, because this game is boring to play and watch.

And nerf fucking BAKU THE MOONEATER, Blizzard.

Cards my Deathrattle Rogue match-up had against me in the top 12 of its deck. 2x backstab, 2x sap, 2x shiny finder, 2x necrium blade due to shiny finder, 1x carniverous cube, 1x kobold illusionist, 1x mechanical whelp, 1x zilliax. How the hell am I supposed to play the game? Dude just gets to auto-pilot control while he sets up 20+ damage on the board with weapon. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF COMBO. You shouldn't be able to play 5 control cards in 4 turns and then still manage to put out a board of 7/7s by turn 6 in standard...

Quote from BrodeAndNetdeckersSuck >>

A little tip for the guys playing wall priest, odd Mage and other netdecks...

Its obvious if you are playing that shit you are really bad at the game and also not very intelligent, but your deck WILL get you some wins. SO when you get excited because the game has turned in your favour and you reach your sweaty hand out to EMOTE just STOP.

Pause for a second.

Put your hand BACK onto your undersized little dick and KEEP JERKING.

Leave the emotes alone and you'll cum so much faster. Then you can get to licking up it up the way you like.. 

 I'll never understand why the minds of some people, when angry, turn to visualizing their opponents touching themselves. But do us a favor and keep your visualizations to yourself. Some of us would rather not share your imagery. 

To all the people completing your quests with tier one net decks on casual and BMing after you hit the nuts against my dragon elemental shudderwock shaman: fuck off.

It is possible to do quests on ladder too. 

We need a meme mode!

Oh the retards finally figured out that Warlock is broken in the Brawl, nice

Yeah I get it: Genn and Baku decks are really powerful. Because of this, everyone wants to play them in order to climb the ladder. That's fine.

But why do you have to ruin my Beast Druid experience in Casual? Please let me enjoy the game at least for a bit...

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I always play Token Druid...at least it always requires brains to play with it.

 Better be sarcasm.

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Cards my Deathrattle Rogue match-up had against me in the top 12 of its deck. 2x backstab, 2x sap, 2x shiny finder, 2x necrium blade due to shiny finder, 1x carniverous cube, 1x kobold illusionist, 1x mechanical whelp, 1x zilliax. How the hell am I supposed to play the game? Dude just gets to auto-pilot control while he sets up 20+ damage on the board with weapon. I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF COMBO. You shouldn't be able to play 5 control cards in 4 turns and then still manage to put out a board of 7/7s by turn 6 in standard...

 In general deathrattle triggers were a terrible idea. It used be something only a legendary hunter card could do, now any dumbfuck can randomly win a game because that played devilsaur eggs and got 20/23 value from it. I actually greatly dislike rogue's entire classic set. Shit like sap and vanish dont make any fucking sense for an assassin. 2 mana: erase your opponents last turn Wut!

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Oh the retards finally figured out that Warlock is broken in the Brawl, nice

 Turn 1 victory every time.

Something i posted in about thread but it might below here:

Average opponent: Braindead netdeck, emotes thinking they have won with their stupidass braindead deck, win gets halted and ultimate reversed, ropes and emotes still as if it has some sort of meaning (even if they have no cards left)

Conclusion:Average hearthstone player is fairly stunted.

For example, if you lose to a minion based paladin deck that runs 0 removal after resurrecting 14 hp enforcer 5-7 times, maybe you're just trash at the game. 

discard warlock

'discard a random Jeklik."

When you've got 10 other class cards and 9 spiders in your deck of 36 cards and draw none of them for 4 turns in a row.

Quote from Kaladin >>

When you've got 10 other class cards and 9 spiders in your deck of 36 cards and draw none of them for 4 turns in a row.

 This is the first post I read of yours that wasnt hireekshit crazy. lol. 4 mana segmented 16/16 is pretty good, especially when you can just sap or vilepsine whatever your opponent plays. Well made game :)

There has NEVER been a rogue archetype I found interesting to play against i get tired of rogue decks I've made myself quickly. Reno Thief is kind of lol though.

good for you buddy