Hearthpwn

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My attempt at a fun (hopefully viable and competitive) deck. Entire deck is based off of Shudderwock and his battlecry. Thankfully Dirty Rat rotates out, so the only way opponent steals your wok is through King Togwaggle memes or Death Grip from The Lich King.

End goal/win condition: Copy wok using Saronite Chain Gang's ability, shuffle another wok into the deck using the Baleful Banker. Preferably Prince-4's ability/Lone Champion's trigger before Saronite, so all your woks have taunt and/or divine shield/lifesteal. 

Against aggro: 

2 Doomsayers, 2 Lightning Storms, 2 Volcanoes, 2 Healing Rains, a LOT of taunt minions. You should survive until win condition.

Against control:

Infinite Jabberwoks with divine shield and taunt is so much value, should be favored against all but the most disgusting OTK combo decks.

Against cubes:

Hex!!! Hex!!! Hex!!! Acidic Swamp Ooze!!! Devolve rotating is very sad indeed. Skulking Geist can be a tech card to get rid of Dark Pacts. Earth Shock against cubes. Mulligans are ooze, totem, and earth shock. Do note that Earth Shock is a 1-mana spell as well. I don't think that cubelock can beat 3-5 6/6 with taunt, divine shield, lifesteal deal 3 damage to all minions every turn starting turn 9.

Against combo (e.g. quest mage, velen coin 2x Mind Blast):

....I don't know, expansion hasn't hit yet. Go cry in the corner.

1-ofs and why these cards: 

- Acidic Swamp Ooze: hopefully this eats a skull of manari. Also, this means wok will destroy any weapon too.

- Mossy Horror: (Edit, replaced with Earth Shock) This is a 1-of just to make sure wok destroys pesky 1/3 demons with taunt, spreading plague shenanigans, and wipe out aggro boards (if you survived to turn 6).

- Hagatha: Kills 3/3s from Sunkeeper Tarim, wipes all aggro boards.... what more could you ask for?

- Chief Inspector: (Edit, replaced with Earth Shock) Just in case. Remember that your wok's get this ability too.

- Zola the Gorgon: Adds more chain gangs to your hand, which means wok summons itself more, and will add itself back to your hand. INFINITE WOKS

- Sunfury Protector: We want woks with taunt.

- Prince Valanar: Although there are 4 other 4-cost cards in the deck, eventually you will draw them and then the woks will get taunt and lifesteal.

Dream Curve:

-Doomsayer on 2, Lone Champion on 3, Saronite on 4, Swamp ooze + Zola the Saronite on 5 (ooze a skull of manari), Saronite Chain Gang + Banker on 6.... Stall Game doing random shenanigans, and turn 9 Shudderwock to victory!

 

Possible additions/Tech:

- Earth Shock: Silence is super good (cough cough, cube). Also kills any Twilight Drake or if hand druid is ever a thing, their 5 mana taunt.

- Spellbreaker: See above.

- Elementals: Don't know. I can't fit elemental package with my infinite wok taunt package.

 Thanks for reading!