Patches the Pirate
After you play a Pirate,
summon this minion
from your deck.
Dodatkowy opis karty
What do sailors yell when Patches steals their treasure chest full of laws and other things being transported to parliament for a vote? "The Eyes have it!"
Card Sounds
Not really, it doesnt require you to draw it, so it's more like a 0 mana 1/1 draw a card.
Losing charge? can't wait to dust this cancerous fuck
Is this the single most likeable card in the game? :)
Soon™, my friend. Soon™ I will be rid of thee.
Can't come Soon™ enough
It's genuinely scarring to hear "I'M IN CHARGE NOW *epic pirate music*" on turn one in a ranked match. Like, might as well concede, I've probably already lost at this point.
Best legendary ever. No joke. Can be playable in every class (even priest). Meta changes, deck changes but this guy in more than half decks still.
How long can this go on?... Well I guess in April 2018 we will be getting a whole new game without this fucker.
This has gone on long enough Blizzard. This needs to be stopped.
Is it safe to call Gadgetzan the worst expansion of all time?
But Raza really didn't become the cancer it is now until KotFT.
How could it be the worst when it had the most used cards? The meta it caused was the worst, but a shitload of cards from that expansion were still used even post launch.
No, the worst expansion ever awards goes to Grand Tournament. Everything from that expansion was just awful. Understatted and overpriced cards, the slow inspire mechanic, the BS Joust mechanic, And terrible legendaries all around. Only a handful of cards from that expansion were actually usable, namely the Dragons, Confessor Paltress, Justicar Trueheart, and Refreshment Vendor.
I am in charge now. Well, I am roping now, bitch. Enjoy your fast games.
fun card
Well, Blizzard held their breath and covered their ears for a while, but they sure managed to avoid nerfing yet another problematic high-dust cost card thanks to rotations. Soon they'll be able to pretend like this failed abortion never happened and it will forever cancer up Wild unpunished. All hail lazy solutions!
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Can't wait for this dumb cunt to rotate out.
not gonna lie, im gonna miss this lil guy when he rotates out, i mean i dont play aggro or pirate warrior but damn, think what other cancerous card will be revealed when this buddy rotates out
Takes the cake for most retarded card ever