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7 pages of a thread with clearly stated formulas and yet more idiots keep asking exactly the same question. I thought that I am good at this game but I'm closer to the conclusion that I play against idiots from this forum. 

Is this just me or the main post is written in a very confusing way?

I now have 2 golden molten giants. How much dust will I get after the rotation and disenchanting these 2 cards?  4000 or 6400?

Opened my rank 5 chest today and guess which golden epic was inside?

Molten Giant

2000 dust inc, feelsgoodman

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Yup ladies and gentlemen I'm fucking Mega Salty now.

Thought I'd make a Rin Deck. Like a genuine Rin Deck where she is the only win condition. 1x Sanguine Raveler there too to avoid Skulking Geists and/or polymorph effects on Rin. And NO voidlords just to be a "purist".

So I go to ranked (lvl 8) and test how it flies. I'm pitted against Mage. Damn. But it's a Big Mage! I'm feeling all giggly already!

I pull a turn 7 Rin + Sanguine Raveler Combo (he's got to be running polymorph!) and during the next couple turns I get to the final seal with 9 cards in hand. Nice!!

Oh wait, did I forgot to mention he got a Lyra out of the Firelands Portal? And also got one spell from her too? I bet you already know which one it was! Shit, shit, shit!

 

 

Mind Vision out of 9 cards and gets the fucking Final Seal.. :/ :'( :'( Why me, god?!

I think its central theme will be the Burning Legion. Or basically, demons, to those unfamiliar with Warcraft lore. 

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Yes, i am salty as fuck right now, but lets be honest, ask me anytime who should die of all hearthstone players and it wouldnt took me even a second to answer with big smile on my face - EVERY SINGLE MILL FUCKER. Like seriously, this shit is not strong, not fun, not anything. It exist only to TRIGGER the shit out of people. There must be a tragedy in every mill motherfucker scumbag's childhood to have this kind of preferences. Something serious, like their father raped them every night or mother's suicide, older brother broke his neck trying to blow himself, anything like this, healthy person would never had an idea like "I wanna suck at this game everytime, but I wanna be fucking anti-fun villian in this game, who will have my opponent vomiting after the game regardless of the outcome of this game". If there is a God, I want him to make every single mill scum commite suicide the most long and painful way possible and then somehow send me a video.

 Complaining about tier 3 decks. What's next, complaining about how op warriors are? lol

I know it's a salt thread, but there are limits for everything.

 

 I never said its op, in fact I said exactly opposite:
>this shit is not strong
Mill mechanic is just toxic as fuck, and I will always hate it, doesnt matter how low its on lier list. In fact, you would be the one who would complain about warrior back in patron meta, because even after explaining why I wish all millers to die, you still somehow decide I am considering powerlvl of the deck

Ok, I’m done with this game. Not only I’m sick of encountering warlocks 60% of the time, fucking assholes who play tier 1 decks in casual, but also I haven’t opened a single legendary buying 1 pack per day with gold for over a month! 35ish packs and not a single lego. Wtf is this? Why put any effort at all if there is no reward?

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So, i am playing against Jade Dudu in WIld.
Board state. I am 3 Hp,  but have Ice Block up from Kabal Courier. On my side i have 14/10 Void Terror and 2 Thaddius'es.
Opponent is at 15 hp and has 8/4 damaged Jade Golem on his side.
So, my opponent hits me in the face. My Ice Block triggers. Then he drops Yogg-Saron, Hope's End. What happened next, was pretty much why there's Hope's End in his title. 

Moonglade Portal on my opponent's face (so he is at 21 now), which summoned Sylvanas Windrunner. 
Ultimate Infestation on Sylvanas Windrunner. So he's at 26, and also steals one of my Thaddius.
Some paladin secret.
Freezing Potion on my remaining Thaddius.
Unwilling Sacrifice on his Jade Golem which actually kills my Void Terror. 
And that's it. Also that fucker had audacity to "My greetings" me after that.

I felt sooooooo cheated, i had no words for like 10 minutes straight.

 I'm Russian and there are many good Russians out there. BMers are usually the ones with cyrillic names and they are mostly illiterate schoolbois, who can't even speak English. Don't judge all of us by these folks :P

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Make a server for russians only.Let them bm each other ffs,i am sick of them.

Okay. So I struggled climbing with my control mage deck past rank 2 and in the end decided to switch to murloc paladin (yeah, I know ...). I've played the deck for 2 days and I must say... it's actually hard to play: warlocks and priests clear the board pretty easily unless you are super lucky with draw, dudadins spam the board much faster than you, hunters will most likely win thanks to explosive trap/wandering monster/spellstone shennanigans and if you run out of cards, it's pretty much game over as there are no strong top deck plays (unless you run Leeroy). Now I'm at rank 4. And the question I want to ask is: WTF? I managed to hit rank 2 with tier 2-3 ish deck while the best deck in the game in terms of win rate according to almost every hearthstone website, brought me down 1 rank. 

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Im just upset that there isnt enough emotes to BM my enemy when i win with big priest

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And roaping until almost passing the turn before killing you. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THAT!?!? 

I am so tired of the players playing this game, I am tired of the meta, I am tired of the stupid fucking developers ruining the game and I am definitely tired of the luck it takes to succeed in this game, and that a fucking AI decides who will be legend and who will lose every fucking game that is played. 

I have invested a lot of money in this game, so naturally, if I want to quit I WANT TO SELL MY ACCOUNT. But what does Blizzfuck do then? They make it illegal to sell accounts. THEY RAPE THEIR PLAYERS EVERY DAY and they laugh all the way to the bank. Greedy fuckers.

 I played a game last night which honestly should have taken no more than 10 minutes.  I was Big Priest, he was Control Warlock.  About 10 minutes in, it was clear he had no way to win (I stole his Rin with a spell from The Lich King, and that was his last win condition).  Instead, he roped every turn until he had no cards left and died to fatigue.  I was using a tracker so I could see how much time was spent by each player.  I spent 6 minutes in turns.  He spent over 30.   People suck. 

I just fell from rank 2 to 4 with 10 losses in a row. 4 of them to spell hunter with Barnes into Y’Shaarj on turn 4. Seriously, I thought big priests were the ultimate evil, but spell hunter has all chances to take the crown. It’s basically like secret mage and big priest, 2 cancers in 1. 

I usually control my emotions and do not BM, but after the same hunter played this ridiculous combo, I added him and told him that he played really well and that I had never seen such a skilled hunter before. The imbecile thought I was serious, thanked me and started telling me where he had found the deck and how he tweaked it. Kinda indicates what kind of people choose to play this tilting shit.

Primordial glyph into Cabalist Tome into Fireball and Pyroblast... enough said I guess.

"Turns out, if you get lucky after being lucky after being lucky and then getting lucky for the 4th time, you win at Hearthstone"

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ok why in the HELL is this allowed.