Hearthpwn

Yeah, Umbra works, but I don't have that card. A friend told me it doesn't work the way it's supposed to work with doppelgangsters: only triggers one deathrattle. If you could do some testing, I'd be very grateful!

I started to play in KFT. How much money would I have to spend to play in wild? I can't play old adventures, so all the cards you old players got for gold, I'll have to craft for a tenfold price. And even if I had infinite amounts of money, why would I want to play wild? I have no memories of these "amazing" wild cards veterans are talking about. To new players wild is just not friendly. And the further the game progresses, the worse the issue gets. 

Can't say I'm salty about this, but still: wtf?

Was trying to play with dragon spellstone paladin in casual and of course encountered a spiteful priest who overextended his board twice into equality consecration. I almost won but then he played spiteful bullcrap into Tyrantus with 3 cards left in his deck. I couldn't answer to that and was waiting for lethal. Instead of just finishing the game though, he used that "happy new year" emote like 5 times and then finally hit me in the face when the rope started running.

What was he thinking, I wonder? "In your face, tier 82931900 unplayable meme deck player. That'll teach you how to try being creative in casual!"? Or what? Why BM against a meme deck? lol

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oh what a pleasant little surprise 

Hunter might be tricky if you don't develop the board early on. I'd say this deck is generally weak against all aggressive decks (except for secret mages, they seem to be pretty easy), but in my experience demolishes control. Even warlocks are struggling. Just finished a game against control warlock who played both Bloodreaver Gul'dan and N'Zoth. My board at the end was 20 and 10 attack saronite chain gang and ... 22/11 Ironbeak Owl. I bet the guy was a little bit surprised lol

Glad you liked it, man! If you have any questions or ideas, please ask/share ^_^

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blizzard purposefully allows you to be unlucky. I swear by this. i spent years not even being able to reach rank 10. i also culdn't beaet warriorr dungeon run. after almost 500 downed bosses i was ready to just quit. then i spent $500 ont he game. mysteriously that same day i beat the warrior dungeon run on the first attempt for that day. i also went from rank 13 to rank 5 without losing a single game. that whole week, every free pack i received through gold had a legendary minion. about 3 of them also had golden epics and 2 of them had golden rares. then, eeven thouigh i suck at arena and can never get past 3 wins, i somehow miraculously hit 7 wins, 8 wiins. thiiniing this was a big mystery and must be coincidence i stopped spending money on the game for about a month. a week went by then mysteriously all cards i got from free packs were just normal commons and rares, i started losing in arena with only 2 wins and i coudlnt' get past rank 12 for the following month. i also went on to lose repeatedly trying to beat shaman dungeon run. even the  unranked games i lost repeatedly (despite playing the so called OP SECRET MAGE DECK every one complains about) i got mad. so i again spent money on the game, spending almost $150. then mysteriously i was able to hit rank 5 again, get back to 5 arena wins and opened  a lot of legendaries.. i also ended up beating the shaman dungeon run.

 

i am not lying. i am telling the truth. unless you spned money on this game, blizzard will literally curse you with bad luck.

Why do Russian players with cyrillic names play the most cancerous decks possible? If I see a mage with cyrillic name, it's secret mage 99% of the time. Same rule applies to priest (spiteful summoner), paladin (dude) and warlock (cube). Thanks for helping me with Mulligan, but stop being a disgrace to Motherland! :E

I confirm that this deck works really well in the current meta. I run a very similar list (2xHex, no DK Thrall) and it wrecks all warlocks, big spell mages, has solid chances against secret mage, dude/murloc paladin and secret hunter. Priests are tougher to deal with, but matchups are generally not hopeless. The strongest feat of this deck though is that it's fun to play (how about that?). Upvoted. 

I know it's not pepper thread, but I want to share this story with you guys. This season I decided not to climb to Legend just because of how salty I get after losing to cube or spiteful bullshit. Now I'm sitting at rank 5 and testing out some fun homebrew decks. So I made this priest deck with all the possible steal cards in it like Crystalline Oracle, Thoughtsteal , Mind Vision , Devour Mind, Mind Control etc Also added some dragons to have something reliable to trade with.

The first game was against my arch-nemesis, Big Priest. I managed to steal his statue with pint-sized potion into potion of madness and trade it into his Lich King so that it died and was added to my death pool. Then with Thoughtsteal I got his Eternal Servitude and re-summoned the statue. Meanwhile, my second Thoughtsteal was at the bottom of my deck while he had Shadow Visions and Eternal Servitude at the bottom of his. Guys, I got like 5-6 eternal servitudes by cycling Shadow Visions -> Thoughtsteal and then getting his Shadow Visions or Eternal Servitude, or both lol Then he slammed Ysera and I MC'ed it. After that the opponent just left the game :D

@Fonzarelli

Don't remember exactly, mate, but the raven wasn't on my side already by turn 7. Probably he removed it with weapon 

Ok, here's some salt from yesterday.

1) Dude paladins are fucking dummies. Just encountered a typical representative of these down syndrome archetype. So I play Enchanted Raven into an empty board on 6 and get Dragon's Fury. Guess what the idiot paladin does next? Stand Against Darkness into Crystal Lion lol And you think he got punished for this stupidity? Think twice...

Of course not, because we're talking fucking Skillstone here: I ping his Crystal Lion and play Dragon's Fury into... Polymorph. And I don't run Ice Block, and had the other poly in hand, so it was like the worst of the worst possible outcomes. That 5 damage from the Lion won him the game in the end.

2) Spiteful priests. Not to mention that I consider all priest players to have inbreeding coefficient of over 80%, their spiteful tribe takes a special place in my heart. The fucker I played against got The Lich King from Spiteful Summoner, stole my Alexstrasza with Death Grip and finished me off in fatigue with Charged Devilsaur he got from Free From Amber. (And I knew he had it and kept my last Polymorph specifically for Free From Amber.)

I got so mad that I added the guy and asked how he could play this cancerous bullshit highroll deck. Guess what? He started to argue that Spiteful Priest is not a highroll deck. After finishing me off with a random charger. Spiteful Priest. Not highroll. 

Fuck you, spiteful priests.

I'm on the verge of breaking my monitor: 2 games in a row fucking warlock gets Rin from Stonehill Defender. What's the point of putting effort into deck building if you can simply cheese your way to victory with imbecilic discover mechanic?

As a big spell mage player myself, I upvoted. Running the deck without Ice Block, though, is crazy in my opinion. In any fatigue situation popping block and then Alexing your own face is so op. Also, playing Alanna while you have ice block up practically destroys one of the most annoying matchups - spiteful priests. 

"Is someone injured?"

FUCK NO, IT'S FUCKING TURN ONE, AND THERE ARE NO OTHER MINIONS ON THE BOARD, DUMB BEACH!