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This card would be worthless at 5 mana, while at the same time we get stupid nonsense like Psychic Scream.

This thing is garbage in every sense. Overstated, trash effect with no real benefit, forces you to play bad cards, this thing is horrible. At least it's epic so Warlock arena isn't suffering from this.

Worthless trash when Warlock is at its worst. Blizzard really is letting Warlock down so far.

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or atleast take away windfury.

I don't know why, but I love this card.

I was right about Pirate Warrior, it has cemented itself as one of the top decks in the meta, sadly.

Team 5 Nobody: "Guys, nobody takes Hearthstone seriously from how random it is, what should we do to fix that?" Ben: "We need an entire expansion of cards that pull 3 random results that vary from overpowered to useless" 

If you told a Hearthstone player a year ago that the strongest 1 drop in the future is a 1/2 that adds a 1/2 to your hand they would call you crazy.

I was wrong as hell, it turns out the caverns below is the most cancerous tier 0 deck in the game.

Make it "Play the same minion 6 times" Then it won't be busted beyond belief as it is.

Really expensive, highly conditional removal. Not worth. 

I think as Hearthstone gets more expensive, the fewer people will play the game.  They need to find a balance between the two F2P and the P2W aspects of the game.  Giving people a free legendary (That you can't even dust) is "Generous", but there is no Elise Starseeker in standard right now, and the card is more of a 'Fun' card than anything.  The 'Discover a Legendary minion, summon two copies of it' I low rolled the 2 and 3 princes and a millhouse manastorm, you see, the card isn't that good, and with the new expansion Journey to Un'goro, with 'Shadow Visions' the 'Map to the Golden Monkey' is discoverable by that, allowing you to get the 'Golden Monkey' faster, you can't do this with 'Marin the Fox'.  And an 8 mana 6/6 is way too low stats to play in constructed and requires an extremely slow meta to be playable in the slightest.

TL;DR Marin is bad and Elise is much better, maybe they were trying to re-create it in standard so the new players could try these 'Fun' decks for free.

i love how downs syndromy this card sounds

The effect would be fine if it worked like the mistcaller deck buff, what makes it obnoxious is the way it buffs anything that is present on the board. Is a bonus that cant be interacted with, It seems like you would have to silence face in order to stop it, all that polymorph  effects do is changing the artwork of your enemy or even giving them taunt. the only class with access to a 5 damage aoe on curve is warlock but you are also damaging you shit and your own life for them to finish you with cheap charging minions.

Im so sad that this got thru testing in its current state, wtf are you thinking blizzard??

WHO at blizzard thought that this was a good idea? Seriously this is worse than any aggro card there was in hearthstone,along with the other cancer quest (the shaman one) they need to be nerfed asap. I would rather have Dr boom in standard than these cards.Why do we always have some decks that punish players for playing slower decks? Horrible cards,broken cards.

Rogue is OP this time. I also got this quest in packs. And without having all necessary cards eg. Preparation\Legendary minions. I am getting easy victories. Its true without right cards in hand decks looks worse. Like one time i was drawing only support cards. But with right cards it feels like we are playing again against pirate warrior. And if we dont find any counters soon meta will become rogue against other classes.

the worst thing about this card is its pushing people to play aggro more, because a lot of people will want to kill rogues before they finish the quest.

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That was the joke, mate.