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    posted a message on Bomb Squad

    Shadowstep does not stack. It will cost 5 the first time, 3 the second time, and 3 the third time. So to pull off your combo with Eddie, you would need at least 4 coins.

    Posted in: Bomb Squad
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    posted a message on Bomb Squad

    She's nervous. But on the brown card she looks calm and ready to drop bombs

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    posted a message on Devolve

    I just found out the hard way playing the golden version gives your opponents golden minions. I mean I know this is consistent with other cards but is it really in the spirit of this card? I think they should actually make it so that when you play the golden version of this your opponent gets black and white cards.

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    posted a message on Unlicensed Apothecary

    So I was playing. My paladin deck. You know, the legendary one that totally rocks except for all those random events that clearly only happen to me and nobody else that lead to me losing games that I really deserve to win because I'm the best and stuff and thus I slide down several ranks from my true rank. You know, that deck, in which I start playing games and set up the most epic combos before the internet dies and I lose connection and slide down a few ranks from my deserved legendary rank. You, know that one deck i run sometimes in which I manage to put together combos so intricate that the rope runs out before I am even half way done my 3rd turn and then I lose as a result and slide down a few ranks? You know, that legendary deck of mine.

    Anyways, there I am at rank 20. I am playing a mage. You know, that class that I always beat except for when weird unorthodox things happen that only happen ones per syzygy. Those real odd rare events that keep me from progressing to the legendary status we all know I truly embody. But anyway.

    So there was I. With a great board. I don't remember what board I had, but I promise you, it was a great board. The best board. And I had lethal. Obviously she was sporting an ice block but no problem cause I am the proud owner of an Eater of Secrets. I mean what legendary deck would be without one?

    So there we were around turn 7 or something, and the Eater of Secrets would turn out to be the 27th card in my deck. No biggie. Let the ice block activate, who cares, I'm a legend. Let that mage Reno on her next turn. Legendary decks like mine don't even notice that type of thing, you know?

    So fast forward a little later. She has 2 minions one of which is down to 2 health and she has no hand. I have a stone. What type of stone? A Summoning Stone. The best summoning stone. So I, clever as we know I am, decide to play my Wild Pyromancer followed by the Polymorph: Boar I had coerced her Spellslinger to sling me. You see, after playing that she would have two 1-health minions. Then I could finish them off in the most spectacular fashion by playing my Silvermoon Portal on my stone thus making it even greater than it already was, whilst also summoning two more minions.

    But! Alas, my summoning stone had pulled an unlicensed apothecary!!!!

    I looked at the apothecary, then at my stone, then back at the apothecary, then at my silvermoon, then at the apothecary then at the Murloc Knight in my hand, then at the apothecary, then at my Tournament Medic then at my hero power, then back at the apothercary.

    What had Gadgetzan wrought??!!

    Epilogue
    I eventually somehow traded my stone before using hammer of wrath against my own frozen apothecary. The mage proceeded through her deck into fatigue. My Eadric the Pure did what it could. But the damage had been done. The apothecary was the real MVP that day. But on the wrong team.

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