Wft? Has Jade Druid returned to the meta? On my lunch games today I met Jade Druids and Quest Rogue, the two most stupid ideas HS ever had. Well, at least I was at safe level and the food was tasty, not to salty. ;)
I am at that point again where I have just lost all faith in this stupid addictive game.
Match after match deck after deck, loss, loss, loss, win, loss, loss. Sometimes I feel like the shittiest HS player ever. Other times I think the game is unbalanced. I mean, where's the fun in a game where board after board get's stalled. You have to have lethal 3x because of Ice Block only to lose against 2x Pyroblast? Come on..
All previous meta's , rank 10 was easy. Now I can't even get past bloody rank 14 somehow. I just concede whenever im at 15-0 stars again due to all the boring netdeckers. I try to build my own decks, elemental shaman, spell priest stuff like that. But HS only rewards those who pick a ''tier 1'' labeled deck. Sometimes this meta feels so terrible due to lack of originality. I have seriously met 0 people in my last 15 matches who made a deck I did not see on this frontpage.
I know I rant a lot in this thread but today is one of those extra salty days. And I'm not exaggerating about the originality of decks. I know people can make their own decks, I know most of them are similar. But sometimes it feels like 1 person makes a deck and 1000 people follow. It just sucks.
So many fun decks to Play atm and what does the normal braindead Hearthstone Player do : Quest Rogue/Warrior and Pirates for days.
Zero respect for all of you Retards running These decks.
Lol both of those decks are fun and require thought to play optimally. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're the type to over-metagame against one deck or the other, go all-in on the counter after you lose a game to it, then still manage to lose to the same deck the next game.
sandor279 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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sandor279 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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Toaster Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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Рико Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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Djoni Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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Xravy Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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Played against a dragon priest (why is that retarded deck along with drakonid operative not dead by the way) who drew an insane curve. Fine, managed to get back on the board and trade my way to control. Okay, now lets make a board that is strong enough to require an answer but not too big to give his potential dragonfire value. I might possibly be able to bait his dragonfire if he has also drawn that (he had drawn insanely well all game, so why not).
Yep, uses obvious dragonfire. Now I need to start pressuring him due to his card advantage and fill the board with minions I held back.
Topdeck 2nd dragonfire.
Now I'm not saying what I did was rocket science, but if the priest had to make AT LEAST ONE decision that wasn't him playing obvious shit on curve I might feel some satisfaction from a good game.
If you play either pirate warrior or hunter in THIS diverse meta I'm just going to assume you're mentally retarded or to fucking stupid to play anything else.
If you play either pirate warrior or hunter in THIS diverse meta I'm just going to assume you're mentally retarded or to fucking stupid to play anything else.
OK, what is anything else? What does one play in HS that qualifies them as a smart, educated, and skillful player?
I hate murlocs the most. They're insane and ridicusly overpowered in paladin, they snowball so fast that it is ridiculous, just a joke. This retarded designers at Blizzard just make me salt at the game. Paladin is the new chaman, full of cancer and ridicusly overpowered.
On many occasions, randoms minions die at the end of my turn for no absolute reason. I've been playing long enough to know most cards and most effects and I can guaranty there is no logical explanation for my most left minion to just disappear at the end of my turn and not even show up in the move list in the left column.
Also. When playing arena, I will get random losses... Played an arena run 2 days ago. Was 7-1. Turned on game, played another and won. Should of been 8-1, it was 8-2... How the hell can this be possible. I played one game... then about an hour later I get back in and it said ''failed to connect to your last game''.
Best part is I contacted customer support and never got a reply.
At this point I'm willing to admit that Blizzard is flat out trying to make money from forcing losses.
I would be owed at least 3 arena runs from how many times this happens, and since I never expect it I can never record it as proof.
You work your ass off to get the gold to do an arena run, you sometimes spend money out of your own pocket and this crap happens. Kinda makes me hates this game. Rarely any rewards for the amount of effort you put in. And when you do get some; it's basically nothing.
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.
So many fun decks to Play atm and what does the normal braindead Hearthstone Player do : Quest Rogue/Warrior and Pirates for days.
Zero respect for all of you Retards running These decks.
Lol both of those decks are fun and require thought to play optimally. I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess that you're the type to over-metagame against one deck or the other, go all-in on the counter after you lose a game to it, then still manage to lose to the same deck the next game.
if quest rouge requires thought for you then clearly HS at this moment is enjoyed only by retards.
I believe that when you have some spare time you just roll a dice, note down 100 results then show your friends that page and call it "your creativity".
Your salt is delicious. For the record I have multiple GP top 8's in MTG, though I doubt that means anything to you. To put it in perspective I would equate one top 8 to getting legend 100 times, because it requires actual skill rather than a grind like HS. I think you might have missed a keyword in my post - "optimally". Anyone can play those decks and do well, sure, but optimal play takes thought. If you think otherwise you're obviously just a raging high school kid that spends all his free time watching twitch streams and jacking off to anime. Just like the majority of the rest of this pathetic community. Grow up :)
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Wft? Has Jade Druid returned to the meta? On my lunch games today I met Jade Druids and Quest Rogue, the two most stupid ideas HS ever had. Well, at least I was at safe level and the food was tasty, not to salty. ;)
So many fun decks to Play atm and what does the normal braindead Hearthstone Player do : Quest Rogue/Warrior and Pirates for days.
Zero respect for all of you Retards running These decks.
I am at that point again where I have just lost all faith in this stupid addictive game.
Match after match deck after deck, loss, loss, loss, win, loss, loss. Sometimes I feel like the shittiest HS player ever. Other times I think the game is unbalanced. I mean, where's the fun in a game where board after board get's stalled. You have to have lethal 3x because of Ice Block only to lose against 2x Pyroblast? Come on..
All previous meta's , rank 10 was easy. Now I can't even get past bloody rank 14 somehow. I just concede whenever im at 15-0 stars again due to all the boring netdeckers. I try to build my own decks, elemental shaman, spell priest stuff like that. But HS only rewards those who pick a ''tier 1'' labeled deck. Sometimes this meta feels so terrible due to lack of originality. I have seriously met 0 people in my last 15 matches who made a deck I did not see on this frontpage.
I know I rant a lot in this thread but today is one of those extra salty days. And I'm not exaggerating about the originality of decks. I know people can make their own decks, I know most of them are similar. But sometimes it feels like 1 person makes a deck and 1000 people follow. It just sucks.
This meta is stupid man .
All games are decided turn 1 by opening hand .
If I play murloc paladin and I go 1 2 3 I insta win .
But if I play vs other aggro deck and they go first with a good 1 drop I insta lose .
There is absolutely 0 strategy involved .
The person who has the better opening hand wins and there's nothing you can do about it .
sandor279 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
sandor279 Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
Toaster Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
Рико Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
Djoni Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
USE RAILROAD CIPHER with key of 69 and offset 138 to read my cryptic messages. Lulchina and sherman1986 go suck dick ahahaha
Xravy Stupid fucking noob kid ... Go fuck yourself lucky fucking noob little bitch ... Non legend little shit ... Play like absolute noob garbage and spam minions with brainless strategy ... No wonder u cant pass rank 20 fucking noob trash ... Eat shit ...
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There has to be a better option than dropping people back down below rank 15 when a new season starts.
I absolutley loathe having to play in the 20-15 ranks. It's the one part of this game that I just do not look forward to.
Ugh. Zero fun had.
Played against a dragon priest (why is that retarded deck along with drakonid operative not dead by the way) who drew an insane curve. Fine, managed to get back on the board and trade my way to control. Okay, now lets make a board that is strong enough to require an answer but not too big to give his potential dragonfire value. I might possibly be able to bait his dragonfire if he has also drawn that (he had drawn insanely well all game, so why not).
Yep, uses obvious dragonfire. Now I need to start pressuring him due to his card advantage and fill the board with minions I held back.
Topdeck 2nd dragonfire.
Now I'm not saying what I did was rocket science, but if the priest had to make AT LEAST ONE decision that wasn't him playing obvious shit on curve I might feel some satisfaction from a good game.
Fuck cubelock
If you play either pirate warrior or hunter in THIS diverse meta I'm just going to assume you're mentally retarded or to fucking stupid to play anything else.
I hate murlocs the most. They're insane and ridicusly overpowered in paladin, they snowball so fast that it is ridiculous, just a joke. This retarded designers at Blizzard just make me salt at the game. Paladin is the new chaman, full of cancer and ridicusly overpowered.
I will crush you!
On the arena topic (and also in regular games)
On many occasions, randoms minions die at the end of my turn for no absolute reason. I've been playing long enough to know most cards and most effects and I can guaranty there is no logical explanation for my most left minion to just disappear at the end of my turn and not even show up in the move list in the left column.
Also. When playing arena, I will get random losses... Played an arena run 2 days ago. Was 7-1. Turned on game, played another and won. Should of been 8-1, it was 8-2... How the hell can this be possible. I played one game... then about an hour later I get back in and it said ''failed to connect to your last game''.
Best part is I contacted customer support and never got a reply.
At this point I'm willing to admit that Blizzard is flat out trying to make money from forcing losses.
I would be owed at least 3 arena runs from how many times this happens, and since I never expect it I can never record it as proof.
You work your ass off to get the gold to do an arena run, you sometimes spend money out of your own pocket and this crap happens. Kinda makes me hates this game. Rarely any rewards for the amount of effort you put in. And when you do get some; it's basically nothing.
Am I the only one?
Fuck. (as mentioned, I am allowed)
Defeat Deathwhisper!
"Why do you lose to hunter"
"he played a minion every turn"
Look, I want to tell you something because you're very dear to me. And I hope you understand that it comes from the bottom of my damaged, damaged heart. You are the finest piece of ass I've ever had and I don't care who knows it. I am so glad that I got to roam those hillsides.