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Quote from Fenikus »

Start ranked game with Druid

Opponent name: SWAGMASTER420. I'm annoyed.

Hunter. Assumed Facehunter. I'm even more annoyed.

<Sigh>.... I instantly hate this person

Turn 1 Worgen infiltrator. Turn 2 Coin, Glaivezooka, Abusive Sarge

SWAGMASTER begins spamming "Greetings" and "Sorry that happened"

Turn 4 I Swipe, turn 5 Belcher. Things looking good

Steal his trap with Kezan Mystic, etc, etc. Still looking good.

Few turns later, SWAGMASTER plays double Arcane Golem and hero power, 10 damage to the face. "Sorry that happened". Fucking hate this guy.

I kill golems, put up another Belcher. "It's ok, I have lethal next turn" I say to myself

His next turn, double kill command, Quick Shot. Dead. "Thanks" emote

If ever in my life I wish could jump through a fucking computer screen and kick someone's ass, it is right now.

Fuck you, SWAGMASTER420

 

 

 

U know u can mute this a-holes.

H1ghZ3nB0rg your avatar please explain, seeing this picture fills me with wondermint

Man went to go add a face hunter after a loss (I was playing zoo or control warrior not sure) around rank 7 to tell him gg nice deck. He accepts the friend requests and tells me. "HAHA I wreck noobs that doesnt understand the meta" and deletes me. Fml the salt is too real.

More annoyed with double combo druid than anything now that they have ET to play with. You spend 70% of the game clearing minions just so they can't just do the combo back to back to your face.

I'm so sick of seeing the same fucking decks over and over again. 

And if you play Huntard you have to know you are trash.

Oh, and I just faced a Huntard who had a Gazrilla, and a Webspinner gave him a second Gaz. Fuck my life.

Thanks for giving us a place to vent

What the actual fuck is the point in playing against priest?

Quote from CasmX »

I don't know what it is about Hearthstone but this game on occasion infuriates me to no end. No other game I've ever played in my life has made me 'angry' like this. I've (accidentally) broken a pair of headphones because I was pissed at the game and that cost me about 40 bucks to replace and again, this is the only game that has ever made me feel this way.

The real irritating thing about it though is I really enjoy playing it. I actually have a lot of fun playing, building decks, collecting cards and occasionally goofing off and just having fun with it. But then there are those days....those days where I'm actually trying to progress up the ladder or do my arena runs and RNG just shits all over me. Or those days when I play very well but just get on a losing streak anyway because I was either outplayed or my opponent just had perfect answers to everything I did and I end up wasting 2+ hours of my life with nothing to show for it. Then there's those instances where it's just a snowball effect and I get pissed at something, end up making small stupid mistakes that end up costing me games which make me even more pissed and I can literally feel my blood pressure rising and my temple starting to throb. That's when I have to consciously make the decision to put the game down and walk away from it.

This is the one game that I swear makes me feel like I need to attend an anger management class. I honestly do not know what it is about Hearthstone that makes me so infuriated that I actually feel the need to break something when nothing else in my otherwise pretty enjoyable life does so.

Now admittedly, this isn't an overly common occurrence. I don't just log on the game and immediately start hating life, but I'd go so far to say that about once a week, this game really pisses me right the fuck off to a point that is actually physically unhealthy. I can play pretty much any other competitive game and have a bad time with it and never reach the level of seething anger I manage with Hearthstone and honestly, I just don't understand why.

I feel the same exact way.  I also never get mad at games, but this game...I think it's the fact that you lose to mindless 3 year old's playing terribly and hitting face the entire game.  There are just instances where you can't do anything and you lose.  Often times I wish I could reach through my computer and strangle the life out of that face hunter/mech mage/etc.  

I think that's what annoys me the most.  Losing to trash players and their imbecilic face decks. 

The flood of hunter in the meta is caused by BRM they are probably farming :)

Jaraxxus is way too overpowered

Decided I'll do my daily in casual since I'm tired of face hunters on ranked ladder, only to find the casual ladder filled with the cancerous scum as well. What the hell are they doing in casual? Are they trying to learn how to hit face? Are they more brain-dead than their ranked counterparts and don't understand the basics of "HURR ME IGNORE BOARD, ME GO FACE".

Why Blizzard gives these braindead idiots more tools, I'll never understand.

I'm kind of bummed about finding out that the Hearthstone community can be more toxic than the notoriously bad LoL community (excluding this obviously, here its allowed :P)

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I'm kind of bummed about finding out that the Hearthstone community can be more toxic than the notoriously bad LoL community (excluding this obviously, here its allowed :P)

With all due respect. What shit have you been smoking? The Hearthstone community cannot in any way be more toxic than the LoL community just by the way the games are designed. Coming from LoL and Hearthstone respectively, i play Hearthstone to chill and relax. Solo Q is tiresome.

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Quote from Mookit »

I'm kind of bummed about finding out that the Hearthstone community can be more toxic than the notoriously bad LoL community (excluding this obviously, here its allowed :P)

With all due respect. What shit have you been smoking? The Hearthstone community cannot in any way be more toxic than the LoL community just by the way the games are designed. Coming from LoL and Hearthstone respectively, i play Hearthstone to chill and relax. Solo Q is tiresome.

Wow!! As a player of both games i would say HS community is a dream compared to the Lol community.

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Quote from ForecastWeatherMan »

Quote from Mookit »

I'm kind of bummed about finding out that the Hearthstone community can be more toxic than the notoriously bad LoL community (excluding this obviously, here its allowed :P)

With all due respect. What shit have you been smoking? The Hearthstone community cannot in any way be more toxic than the LoL community just by the way the games are designed. Coming from LoL and Hearthstone respectively, i play Hearthstone to chill and relax. Solo Q is tiresome.

Wow!! As a player of both games i would say HS community is a dream compared to the Lol community.

^My Niggah.

Lolz, sorry boys but that's just what I've experienced/seen. Makes me bummed is all. All I can say is, definitely no dream.

If you are a Face HunTard Dont Well Played me Cancer C**nts

Quote from Metzelmax »

To all you faggots out there that play Huntard or zoo in casual on day one of BRM wing 2: Fk you. Fk you in so many ways. I dont have the time to even describe how much you should fk yourself. 

dude you dont even know why they are playing these decks on casual maybe they do it for a quest. i was playing warrior for a quest yesterday and since i have 0 warrior cards i made it mech warrior. in one game vs a handlock i had the perfect start/curve and when he put molten and taunted him i owled it and won. he then tried to add me 4 times probably to insult me., but he didnt know i lost like 4-5 previously games with this crappy mech warrior and i needed to finish my fucking quest. so i can understand to get angry by emotes or RNG but not by what the other is playing. anyone can play anything he wants

It's gold grinders. From the moment of BRM announcement the amount of aggro decks in casual nearly doubled.

A Druid who has played Emperor Thaurissan is so unbelievably annoying to deal with. Oh, I didn't kill your Keeper of the Grove for one turn? Force of  Nature + double Savage Roar (no Innervate needed). Take 28. I should probably just play Druid, but it's so boring to durdle around until your draw combo every game.