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Everyone is always so salty about Shaman, am I the only one who's sick to fucking death of the god damn RNG Mage fiesta?

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Everyone is always so salty about Shaman, am I the only one who's sick to fucking death of the god damn RNG Mage fiesta?

Lost to a priest because he entombed my Anub'Arak and stole my Ooze to play against a weapon I had buffed.

Because why bother try to counter your opponent's class or gameplan when you can just let RNG do it for you.

Playing mill rogue in the brawl to screw with all these top heavy decks. I have so many tools to bump my coldlights back that it's pretty much a guaranteed win if I draw them. With fully mulligan'ing every single card, I get one of my two coldlights in the opening three turns probably 1/4 games. So stupid.

EDIT: and in the two games I finally get the combo to start, my opponent leaves right away...

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Everyone is always so salty about Shaman, am I the only one who's sick to fucking death of the god damn RNG Mage fiesta?

 I sort of like losing to Yogg-Mage. I know both of us are on the edge of our seats watching which spells will go off, and cast on whom. Sometimes their Yogg wiffs. Sometimes their Yogg kills themselves. Sometimes their Yogg completely reverses my total domination and they win the game. C'Thun is frustrating b/c usually when they play C'Thun they just win. N'Zoth is frustrating b/c now you've got to deal with an entire board of minion. Yogg, though? Yogg is like a roulette wheel. I enjoy the randomness of Yogg.

lost 5 in a row with secret paladin.  how the fuck do you play this goddamned deck.

Fuck Flamewaker and perfect draws. Its an automatic loss if  Mage player gets that cunt fucker out with protection.  Nerf that fucking faggot shit.

Oh, and Shaman players can go fuck themselves.  You suck at the game and have to lean on the brainless automatic win deck.  Good job, retards.

6 in a row now, im starting to think secret paladin is fucking awful.

WOW THIS META IS GODDAMNED AWFUL

AGGRO FUCKING EVERYWHERE

Could I please meet a control warrior who has a penis big enough not to feel the need to emote "heh, greetings" before the kill at the end of the game? (Nope - they all have tiny little cocks, even the females).

Could I please meet a Shaman player who is not a cock (nope - only a cock plays Shaman in this meta).

Could I please meet somebody who can get through a game without the need to tell me I made a "mistake" or sulk-roping when they don't like my drop (nope - I'm playing my own deck and it drives the netdeckers insane that they don't know the cards I'm running.)

I have zero respect for cancer-pilots, netdeckers, ropers, or emote-abusers in this game. I pretty much hate everybody.

Serious question: How do shaman players live with themselfs? Fuck I have 2 top tier shaman decks myself but I can't play those boring ass braindead decks longer than 2-3 games before I want to kill myself of boredom. I'd rather lose with a fun deck 100 times than win 10 times with a goddamn shaman deck.

I Just played counter deck to own Control warriors and priest, 100% there will be Aggro shaman and Zoolock.
Changed to a anti-aggro deck to own Aggro Shaman and Zoolock, there will be 100% Control warriors and priest (it was custom deck I made and pretty powerful against aggro, 90% win)

Changed again to control deck, fuck it, you know it. Why the do I have 10 games that specific hero countered me in a row and when I changed it another 10 games that counters me again that even doesnt make sense I feel it's made this way intentionally and I am never ever lucky in this game, why 10 games exactly even, I could record video and show how much I'm never lucky in this game. 5 deadly shots in a row vs 2 minions always kill non-taunt minion why the none of the five deadly shots hit on just 2 minions? Atleast get me the hell out of this losing streaks.

Also why the fuck people are overreactive whenever I play shaman they start to rope FOREVER as if I don't play a fucking aggro and priest just started saying wow everytime he killed my minions even he just used shadow word: pain, people like him should stay in Call of Duty and waste their money on DLCs. Fuck Yogg-saron played him 3 times a row and lost and their yogg-saron just win instantly against my large minions board thanks to astral spell for Druid and completely wins just by absolutely doing nothing the entire game and play small minions at late game, seriously I could have invited him and beat him if he doesnt play yogg-saron anytime. Everytime I'm against mage she has a fucking coin that has to do with flamewaker and arcane missles or whatever she brings it out, blizzard should remove a coin from her if she has a flamewaker on her hand or deck. Honestly paladin? 2 cards left in the hand, always a fucking equality and consecration.
So I decided to go back to Wild and My sneed always gets a 1/7, this has been a third time for real, it's not in a row though but I do not lie. 

I am never ever lucky in this game.

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Serious question: How do shaman players live with themselfs? Fuck I have 2 top tier shaman decks myself but I can't play those boring ass braindead decks longer than 2-3 games before I want to kill myself of boredom. I'd rather lose with a fun deck 100 times than win 10 times with a goddamn shaman deck.

Just played 4 hours straight from rank 7 0 stars, needed 1 win to streak out to rank 6 nine! times, always lost that one match. My friend went from rank 17 to legend in a week with the same deck im running (pirate warrior)  and after this 4 hours play session i came back to rank 7 0 stars. 

Burst out in tears, lierally. It bothers meso much i cant enjoy hs anymore, yet the urge to get to atleast rank 5 the first time in a year of hs doesnt want to fade away. 

Im cursed

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Fucking aggroshaman players, you can go kill yourselves.

I put  2 Embrace the Shadow, 2 Circle of Healing, 2 Auchenai Soulpriest and 2 Excavated Evil.

Most of these games it doesn't even matter, since #aggro

This may sound like a first world problem and me being spoiled but I just opened my third Fandral Staghelm. I've been counting my packs and was really excited since I knew I should be getting a legendary within the next 8 packs. So I open my pack, see the orange glow and WOAH LEGENDARY!! ...and it's Fandral.

That makes 6 legendaries out of 105 WOG packs for me, 3 of those 6  legendaries being fucking Fandral. I mean come the fuck on, the dust is nice and all but I'd prefer any other legendary I don't have yet.

Losing to an insanely bad playing N#Zoth Priest with my Control Warrior because he gets THREE fucking Ragnari from THREE Shifting Shades out of my deck while me totally misplayed his N'Zoth. Fuck you RNG fag.