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fckin doesn't check cards work with rogue steal abilities.... enemy rogue gets hunter hero card (Deathstalker Rexxar) and has lifesteal blade equipped....uses 2 deadly poison...it buffs the durability too...why?.....it doesn't make any sense.... and after that he get every hunter card that i play at full mana cost for 1 mana.....just fuck OFF....

Literally can't play around unchecked card interractions and top kek copy pastas....

Edit: i can't wait to rotate with the KObolDs And CancerS

When i check hearthpwn and see a post of Kaladin, i know everything is fine, the world is still spinning.

roping with odd (paladin) deck Cg man you are surely a tumor in this game....

I've said it before, but I will say it again - Rexxar is fucking ridiculous. Every turn, you craft exactly what you need. LIfesteal, rush, taunt, "deals damage to the adjacent minions it attacks", etc. Fuck off already. 

edit: why do i beat myself up like this. 

COPY-PASTA STONE yay all them crayons from playing only rogue(enemy players)/Match making spamming me into Purgatory because i want to have fun in a card game...

edit: Just dropped from rank 12 to almost 15 and 0 star cause make all them decks Yell Leeroy and like 90 1mana random legendary....

FOR 9 FUCKING TURN i can't draw auctiouneer and survive aganst deathrattle ROGUE cause if i go druid then i go aganst ROGUE LIKE 30 TIMES IN A ROW.....just end at this point...(btw opponent after he couldn't kill me after 10 turns and spammed emotes...i just conceded he/she then replied to that Well played.....yeah....well played m8 ....just 10 cards from 14 and none of them are draw engine while my deck has legit last 4 cards draw engine....)

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FOR 9 FUCKING TURN i can't draw auctiouneer and survive aganst deathrattle ROGUE cause if i go druid then i go aganst ROGUE LIKE 30 TIMES IN A ROW.....just end at this point...(btw opponent after he couldn't kill me after 10 turns and spammed emotes...i just conceded he/she then replied to that Well played.....yeah....well played m8 ....just 10 cards from 14 and none of them are draw engine while my deck has legit last 4 cards draw engine....)

 turn...9? 

what is turn 9?  is it a new feature in hearthstone?

where can i buy it?

 Deathrattle Rogue.

Turn 2 Keleseth.
Turn 3 Egg.
Turn 4 Necrium Blade.
Turn 5 Necrium Vial.

I have never been so ready for rotation. And I've become very convinced these mega Deathrattle synergy enablers are not okay on 3. 

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Call this what you want, but I have a curse when it comes to RNG in this game. I'm not losing my mind, this is for real.

In all of my 3 years playing this game I actually cannot recall getting "the nuts." At the very best I get mediocre hands. I'm not saying this happens every single time, but this happens so much I cannot stress this enough.

Meanwhile, my opponent always has the nuts. Every single game is a struggle, honestly. I have actually broke down in tears at how unlucky I can be, it us really soul crushing,and everytime I get so close to winning my opponent mounts the most epic come back. This happens no matter which format I'm in..I just cannot ladder up not because I'm bad I don't think I'm great at spotting certain things but I know enough and I try my hardest...

Arena is really weird for me. If I draft a really good deck, I do poorly because my opponent just gets the nuts, and when I draft at least a mediocre deck it does surprisingly well.

TD;LR I have literally the worst luck imaginable when it comes to this game. I'm sorry I said alot but I just had to get this off my chest. Maybe it'll make me feel better if some of you share my experience...but least to say I think it's time I hung up my hat on this game. My luck has officially run out.

 I sympathize with your plight, and I am sorry about your luck.

Please take solace in the knowledge that I laughed pretty hard as I read your post, though, every time I came across the phrase "the nuts".  :)

i guess because i could not deal with back to back 2/14 taunts, i deserve to lose to the nuts.  

guys, who can i hire to teach me how to play hearthstone?  im really fucking bad.  like REALLY fucking bad.  a level 25 player would be able to play around the nuts and beat double divine spirit inner fire on a 2/14. 

turn 4 already has second fucking razormaw.  

goddamn i remember why i stopped playing ladder now.  only face aggro?  great lets tech my deck against aggro.......and then face mechathun druid. 

turn seven 1-mana 30/30 is absolutely my fault.  can someone direct me to a hearthstone coach who can teach me to play around it?

.......i really need to stop being so toxic towards myself.   sorry yall. 

YEAH, SURE, I SHOULD HAVE PLAYED AROUND THIS.

To me, Big Priest players are equal to literal shit. They deserve to be in the sewer and not in society.

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 Deathrattle Rogue.

Turn 2 Keleseth.
Turn 3 Egg.
Turn 4 Necrium Blade.
Turn 5 Necrium Vial.

I have never been so ready for rotation. And I've become very convinced these mega Deathrattle synergy enablers are not okay on 3. 

 Deathrattle enablers should have never been printed BUT neither should devilsaur egg or the 2/2 dragon. I've only used necruim cards in an hakar rogue attempt and my bomb rogue deck. With literally any other deathrattle necrium vial is broken and unfair af. The old hunter legendary was fair because of its cost and because it was a legendary. Play dead, terrorscale and above mentioned are all bullshit.

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fckin doesn't check cards work with rogue steal abilities.... enemy rogue gets hunter hero card (Deathstalker Rexxar) and has lifesteal blade equipped....uses 2 deadly poison...it buffs the durability too...why?.....it doesn't make any sense.... and after that he get every hunter card that i play at full mana cost for 1 mana.....just fuck OFF....

Literally can't play around unchecked card interractions and top kek copy pastas....

 

Edit: i can't wait to rotate with the KObolDs And CancerS

 You are no longer a rogue so all rogue cards are of a different class. What's hard to understand about this?

I don't recall interaction with valeera. That would actually be odd f valeera isnt considered a rogue.