Hearthpwn

I tried darkest hour hour warlock in vs a rogue. Wild.  pull the combo off on turn 7 and get twonerubian unraveler: the only thing that can save  my opponent is godfrey; and of course it is Godfrey created by Blinkfox.

swear to god if i drew as well as my opponents i would have an 80% or better winrate.

A multiple choice quiz. Just like in Hearthstone, you get no reward for answering correctly. This is just for fun! The type of fun where you very slowly pick your eyes out of your sockets! Yeah!

Here's the quiz question: What am I thinking about?

A) Hearthstone: The game you can spend an entire day playing without making any progress because it's mostly a 50-50 crap shoot.

B) It's really hard to feel good about Taunt Druid disappearing when the fuckheads who design this game decided it would be a great idea to create a Druid class legendary minion to revolve around healing and buffing a beast card, which always winds up being a fucking taunt minion.

C) Everyone bitches about Token Druid but it sucks to pilot a token Druid deck. It's actually not easy to win with it and it's obvious people just remember the times they've lost to a Token Druid.

D) Tempo Rogue can go suck it.

E) All versions of Shaman are annoying and need to be trashed along with heal Druid.

F) I've always hated Warrior as a class to play and as an opponent until now. I have crafted and utilized the bomb warrior deck and really enjoy it.

G) I am enjoying Mech Hunter but it uses mostly old fucking cards. That's sad yet money-saving and no doubt purely accidental.

H) I want to uninstall Hearthstone from all devices in existence.

I) I want to throw my computer out the window.

J) I'm tired of hearing players say, "You lost because you need to get better at the game. All losses are your fault." All you players who say that need to study hard on what 55% at best the fuck means, you stupid idiots.

K) All of the fucking above.

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This meta is so dumb - absolute aggro shitfest. Control is pretty much non-existent unless you want to play Warrior. Combo decks? What’s combo?

So many broken cards out there: any mage card with summon effect, waggle pick, lackeys, druid token generators, more resurrect bull crap for Priest (not that powerful in standard yet, but mind by word, by the end of the year it will be as irritating as ever), Dr Boom hero is still in standard... fuck this shit

 You're kinda right, except for the thing about Warrior.  Warrior loses a lot of match-ups, too.  If you really want to feel suicidal, I highly reccommend a warrior mirrror match. It demonstrates how bomb warrior is not too different from regular old control warrior or even slow dragon warrior. I had a serious 30-minute warrior-to-warrior game today that just milled the fuck out of both our decks. I was the bomb warrior and my opponent was the control warrior. He even had a weapons project! In the end, the winner just survived the exhaustion damage.

I also agree that it's a huge shitfest. I don't know if it's all aggro. It's all shit, mostly. It's really pissing players off, too. For the first time in five years of playing the game I got friended to be insulted. I feel like I've been baptized into the Hearthstone shit religion while at the same time collected evidence as to how much of a heaping pile of crap this all is.

In conclusion, I hear you and you're so right on. Together we shall set fire to our card collections and rage quit this fucking shit card game from hell.

just piggy back that venomizer onto a missile launching zilliax and you got yourself some endless poisonous healing that kills everybody else but you. It's like a monster truck for fuckwads.

because im not playing bomb warrior that means i deserve to lose.  this is my fault for not choosing  to play bomb warrior.  i lost because i chose the wrong deck. i deesrve this.

Darkest hour needs to 8 mana. Underbelly angler needs to be a 2/2. That rogue card that draws pirates and a weapon should be nerfed to one pirate. Im getting seriously pissed at the game rn and at least one of these changes needs to go down.

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because im not playing bomb warrior that means i deserve to lose.  this is my fault for not choosing  to play bomb warrior.  i lost because i chose the wrong deck. i deesrve this.

 I deserve to lose because on turn four my opponent dropped a 12/12 Edwin van Cleef. I suck.

Speaking of Edwin, does anyone else silently call him "Edwin van Queef" or is that my childish fucked up humor brain at work?

fun.  losing because you played perfectly but lost the 1 in 3.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/KVjWLXcsBBYvm8m35rA3c6

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Venomizer is the most broken card in the game, change my view.

 It's up there. Poison as a mechanic should be very hard to use. It's just so powerful. And yet, they print this card which can swing an entire game. If Mech Hunter gets more popular I can see the rage against this card growing exponentially.

If Rogue gets nerfed the meta is going to switch and Mech Hunter is going to become the #1 or #2 jerk deck.

guess i desreve to lose to a basic deck in casual.

i would buy wins at this point.

undeniable proof of my own incompetence, proof i deserve immediate lethal execution. 

i am not fit to live.

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fun.  losing because you played perfectly but lost the 1 in 3.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/KVjWLXcsBBYvm8m35rA3c6

 How are you playing perfectly? The brawl sucked, sure, but you took unnecessary damage from Leokk when you could've hit it with your collider and then warpathed the bane down. Bad plays. 

i LOVE it when my opponent show's me like a boss how is this game played with turn 3 Edwin. Doesn't matter if it's 6-6 at best or 12-12 you still need few turns to remove him.

3 out of 4 rogues this morning,  on rank 2 ladder match played Cockdwin turn 3 not smaller than  8-8. 
And i played 7 games so far.

3 brain dead control warriors in row...  well fuck my life and call me ugly, blizzard

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because im not playing bomb warrior that means i deserve to lose.  this is my fault for not choosing  to play bomb warrior.  i lost because i chose the wrong deck. i deesrve this.

 this is fucking bullshit and keeps on happening.  i am favored in a lot of matchups but this one is lost purely because of deck choice.

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Quote from Kaladin >>

fun.  losing because you played perfectly but lost the 1 in 3.

https://hsreplay.net/replay/KVjWLXcsBBYvm8m35rA3c6

 How are you playing perfectly? The brawl sucked, sure, but you took unnecessary damage from Leokk when you could've hit it with your collider and then warpathed the bane down. Bad plays. 

 Oh?  On which turn could I have Warpath'd 6 damage?  The one where I have access to 12 mana?