Hearthpwn

Quote from Theoden >>

3 out of 4 rogues this morning,  on rank 2 ladder match played Cockdwin turn 3 not smaller than  8-8. 
And i played 7 games so far.

 This is the story of my Hearthstone matches today. All Rogues and Warriors, with an occasional something else. I never thought I'd be excited and happy to play a match against a Mage with minion freezing, but today was the first time ever that I was like, "Yes! I get to play against a Mage!" and it was only because it wasn't a fucking Rogue or Warrior. I have nothing against any of the classes, I'd just like to see more of the others, I mean, they must be in existence for the purpose of using them and not just decoration for the game.

Warrior matches are SO. BORING.   X_X  

How come when I face the same opponent that I beat his rank hasn't dropped but when I lose a game I drop like 60 ranks? fuck this bullshit

Quote from GamerPanda >>

Warrior matches are SO. BORING.   X_X  

 Got that right. I was enjoying warrior until I had to face other warriors with warrior. It's so mind numbing. I've got it all mastered though. Make sure you don't play your Omega Assembly until you have 10 mana. Have all your rush minions ready to go by turn 3. PUSH THE ARMOR BUTTON A LOT AND DISCOVER MECHS.

Playing Reno Renouncelock at Rank 10. Rolled Hunter; topdecked Deathstalker Rexxar on Turn 5. Lost to a Big Priest, which is typical, but the kicker is that said Big Priest was using Sylvanas and Kel'Thuzad, which I have learned are not good Big Priest cards.

all warrior can do is rush to turn limit with doctor boom hero now, i think the warrior quest is the only one that shouldn't have rotated

are there any guides to going from rank (doesn't exist) to rank (doesn't exist) in casual?  Im really struggling against all these top tier decks.  maybe i should go relax with my homebrew deck on ladder and take a break from the stresses of casual...

Baku is gone, but Warrior keeps crushing my will to play when I face one

if you're running weapons, too fuckin bad you can't have fun because everyone runs double weapon removal.

Quote from Kaladin >>

if you're running weapons, too fuckin bad you can't have fun because everyone runs double weapon removal.

 Well, I second that, but also this is a no-fucking-duh for just about everything. First you get the weapons. Then the season runs on and you get the weapon removal Then you get double-the-weapons. Then you get double-the-weapon-removal. Same goes for aggro versus control. First you get a board fulla minions. Then you get mass killing of the minions. Then you get revival of the minions. Then you get mass killing of the minions again. If you're old like me, you know about the song "Questions and Answers." It sucks, really. The only thing you can do is tech without teching to death, which means you have to lose matches. It's the most frustrating aspect of the game.

warrior is fucking op as fuck jesus.... he never fucking die, has infinite armor, the best aoe currently on standard, plus infinite value with fucking dr boom and that anti fatigue legendary... on top of that he puts infinite bombs on your deck so that you get a lot of damage to your face every turn... NERF this shit!!

ps: and the game goes on forever, always 30 min games that are fucking boring as fuck

Playing Reno Renouncelock again at Rank 10:

Mage: *has 24 damage on board with 2 Arcane Giants among his five minions*

Me at 24 health: "Please go anywhere other than the Mage's face, Ragnaros."

Ragnaros: "Sorry, I feel like SMOrc'ng today." *goes face*

Me: "I'm outta here." *concedes*

Quote from Kaladin >>

are there any guides to going from rank (doesn't exist) to rank (doesn't exist) in casual?  Im really struggling against all these top tier decks.  maybe i should go relax with my homebrew deck on ladder and take a break from the stresses of casual...

Casual is just the ladder but without the rewards. Only rank 20 snowflakes spamming top tier cancer decks, trying to win one time in their miserable life

AT LEAST I DIED TO OTK IN CASUAL INSTEAD OF HAVING FUN

Fun and fucking interactive my asshole. Rogue, Warlock, Hunter, f&^ off. If priest lasts till turn 10 and wins, aggro complains its arse off, but if they win by turn 4, everyone is fucking happy right.

thank god i lost to otk shaman in casual.

wouldn't want to think i deserved to actually enjoy hearthstone.

I have precisely ZERO respect for anyone who plays zoo or token druid in casual. I have even less respect when they BM after getting Wispering Woods into Soul of the Forest into double Savage Roar or double Sea Giant by turn 5 and "Well Played" like they're some skilled player and "won" the game. You didn't win shit. Learn how to play, then you can play your Tier 1 meta deck on the ladder where it belongs.

Hey mecha paladin users, stop trying to magnetize vs priest we all play with x2 Silence, I don't really mind but it's getting very sad the amount of low IQ play in rank 3~, stop fucking yourself.

Switched to aggro to be able to beat the cancer that is control warrior (still my outs are like 50%). Got the stupid Dr. Boom down to 4 health with a sticky board, thought "welp, that's it for you" but wouldn't you know, he got Zilliax and Vicious Scraphound from his OP as fk Omega Assembly and casually gets 10 health back. I have no removal, have to trade small minions in, afterwards the warrior has over 40 health. Fk the state of this game right now.

ehm.. nvm, i didn't know i couldn't delete posts :) Whooops