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Boomsday UPDATE: Removed Black Knight for Mossy Horror; Removed Tortollan Shellraisers for Omega Defenders; removed a Spellbreaker for Zerek's Cloning Gallery.

UPDATE: Removed Fire Flies for MC Tech and Black Night to tech against some wider boards in the late game.

Tired of playing against the same decks that piss you off?  Want to beat them at their own game? Want to drop a cancerous card that everyone has hated at one point almost every turn? Well, then, Cancer Priest is for you!

At one drop:

1. Northshire Cleric: Standard Priest one drop everyone hates. Cancer!

At two drop:

1. Prince Keleseth: Cancer!

At three drop:

1. Curious Glimmerroot: Playing your opponent's cards against them is cancerous right?

2. Tar Creeper: Everyone is doing it! (Also synergizes well with Spoiler: Lady in White.

3. Flappy Bird: Cancer!

4. MC Tech: RNG Cancer!

At four drop:

1. Duskbreaker: Board clear Cancer!

2. Scaleworm: How did this get in here? Nobody hates this card. Dragon Synergy.

3.  Spellbreaker: Silence is Cancerous!

4. Omega Defender: Two non-cancerous cards at 4 drop slot? Good Lady in White synergy (16/6 at 10 mana) and protects the cancerous cards you have already played. That is sort of like a cancerous card right?

At five drop:

1. Cobalt Scalebane: Cancer +3!

At six drop:

1. Lady in White: This is like reverse chemo.  Doubles down on all the cancer cards in your deck (Northshire Cleric, Tar Creeper, Tortollan Shellraiser, not Spellbreaker, Spoiler: Primordial Drake, Obsidian Statue, Ysera).

2. Mossy Horror: Because F@*# their Snowflipper Penguin....or Giggling Inventor! 

At seven drop:

1. Spiteful Summoner: Cancer! Also, this deck drops Free from Amber, so you are only getting 9 or 10 drops off this card. That's a 8% chance to get a 12/12 and a 4% chance to get an Ultrasaur! (Note; ( and 10 drops are pretty, pretty, pretty good)

At eight drop:

1. Primordial Drake: Nobody really hates this card, but it is a taunt/board clear which is annoying and if you already played Lady in White, then it is an 8/8 taunt/board clear which is Cancer!

2. Lich King: Cancer! and potentially generate more cancerous cards from it!

At nine drop:

1. Obsidian Statue: Cancer! Obsidian Statue after Lady in White! Cancer +4! 

2. Ysera: Nobody considers this cancer, however, at this point after dealing with the rest of the deck they will.  Maybe it will be a 12/12 after Lady in White, maybe it will generate more annoying spells to win you the game, maybe you will get 4 mana 7/6 dragons that synergize with other cards in the deck, or maybe you will get a Laughing Sister! The cancerous possibilities are endless!

Zerek's Cloning Gallery: Board Refill OP! (forget thery are 1/1s)

At ten drop:

1. Mind Control: Taking opponents minions that they worked so hard to play; Cancer!

Enjoy, leave feedback (How can I make this worse on the opponent?), best of luck, may high health be with you!