Hearthpwn

The only deathrattles in the deck are the 2 Coffin Crashers and Deathwing, Dragonlord do you pretty much always get Deathwing from the Crasher. Then Deatwing puts all your dragons on the board and your opponent concedes (like that clip from Kibler). The deck is designed to play like the current standard control priest list but with a giant turn 6 (sometimes).

I originally put in 2 Obsidian Statue but that didn't feel right. So I decided on this high draw rng variation instead. I also think it's worthwhile to cut 1 Coffin Crasher and go all in on the high variance meme to add consistency to a different aspect of the deck. Probably a tech card. 

Spiritsinger Umbra may seem crazy op op at a glance but I don't think that dream can happen withing any realm of consistency.

I'm not familiar with the wild meta so I'm probably ignoring something super obvious, like how this list never beats burn mage or something.

Big or divine fire lists are probably 10x better, but this is 20x more meme.

The more I look at this deck the more I think you never get the right hand of cards to make this work. Not enough draw and not enough room for it. 40 card decks when?