Hearthpwn

Zentimo

Ohh yes, another game lost to me not having Lightning Storm on turn 3.

Yes, Murloc Daddy, go deeper

Can we please remove this fucking trash Eureka! from the shaman spell pool? All this does is nerfing Hagatha. I can't even remember the last time I got Hex out of the Hero Power, but I keep getting that piece of useless shit, 2 days in a row I get that "reduce your handsize by 1" card

Damn I love dying with 5 minions with more than 4/4 stats, 28 health and card advantage in hand AND deck, against an empty board, in one turn.
The same amount of armor they get in the game shall strike druid players in the ass.

Also fuck:
--- 1 card 20+ mana turns, namely:
The Boomship
Dragoncaller Alanna
Bloodreaver Gul'dan
Zul'jin
N'Zoth, the Corruptor
Hadronox
Master Oakheart
Rogue Spider-Row-Draw

--- honorable fucktion for Deathstalker Rexxar , for turning into a bullshit hellcrap when the Lifesteal-Rush mechanic was introduced, and thanks Cave Hydra for being nothing else in this game than a game winning discovery from this piece of liberal fuckery that is Analstalker Rektxar

Love losing the game to turn 3 free Explosive Runes
FUCK YOU FACE MAGES, FUCK PEOPLE WHO SAY "oh my god! mage is about strong spells, it's class fantasy! mage is supposed to have stronger spells, than the rest of the classes bruh!"
Oh yeah, then why the fuck blizzard gave mage the most overpowered early game minions in the entire game, what the fuck!?!?!
How I love the design of Kirin Tor Mage , unplayable in other than aggro, in which it's a fucking ZERO MANA 4-3
How I love not having the drawback of "must have a secret in hand!" because of Arcanologist
Do I have to mention our beloved Mana Wyrm and Sorcerer's Apprentice (<- the latter bitch ruining tavern brawls since the beginning of time)

OP spells or OP minions, you choose. I hope I can tear out the heart of this bitch in Battle For Azeroth...Fuck Jaina

Yep, it's already full of priests. 

When will blizzard start disabling some cards for specific tavern brawls? ...
Might as well give a minion to priest:
Lightwaker : After you cast a spell, deal 2 damage randomly split among all enemies.

Sorcerer's Apprentice and Radiant Elemental are ruining most of these spell-specific combo brawls...

Yep, Wandering Moster is going to give you exactly acolyte of pain, when I attacked in with a 2 attack minion and you're out of cards!

What's the point of having fucking tech cards if you still need to draw them
Fuck this game and not having weapon removal on turn 5 = losing, stupid bullshit.

Can you tell me, why Blizzard decided to make class cards more frequent when you discover something?

Yes, this is a salt thread about games being decided by the enemy discovering Sunkeeper Tarim, an Even card, with an Odd deck.

I'm not aiming for Legend, so I didn't wanted to cut actual elemental synergy cards, which I like. :(
I guess I wait for the nerfs to come, if too many ppl turn to the shaman class, I'll awaken the inner hipster and start playing Ebon Blade Uther decks. If not, I'll consider My jaws doing some biting, and my claws catching.

Yes, I run Grumble in the deck, but he's very unreliable, because control mages tend to destroy everything as soon as they hit the board. Funny how everyone (not just control!) do this with strong battlecry elementals. Grumble was never an actual meta card, yet everyone plays around him.

I'd like to add, please stay away from comments like "I destroy XY deck with my shaman deck" because it's not like i'm being hard-countered. I win reasonable amount of games against these mages. The problem is, when I lose, it's because of the particular card we're talking about, and the solutions we found in this thread are either - keep bigass multiple card aoe combos for this card - or - don't play anything, so they can't take advantage of their op removals and the Frost Lich hero power, which makes it easier to deal with Alanna herself.

To me it seems like we found a solution, thanks for helping me out. Feel free to further discuss the situation, if you want.

What I want to add is: The only thing making me angry, is how I have to play around a particular card by not playing anything, while they just slam their shit on the board.

In my opinion, cards like N'Zoth, the Corruptor and Dragoncaller Alanna are very unhealthy, and are reasons we don't actually need a control meta.

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I understand your point in keeping the kalimos combo until the end, but do you actually telling me to keep the hero card until fatigue? Without the hero card, I stand ZERO chance against turn 9 frost lich jaina :D I hope you're not serious in that one

 You have to think what is actually going to win you each different game. Sometimes you might need to save the Kalimos Combo, sometimes the Hagatha Combo, and you have to look at each game independently to see what will win you. Your opponent will not always have Jaina on 9 (Hell if they are like me, Jaina is almost always on the 20th or later card in the deck). If you see that they have Jaina and Hagatha, you want to try and hold Hagatha for Jaina and Kalimos for Alanna. And yes, I'm serious on this one. Some games, you can Hagatha on Alanna because Jaina might not require you to Hagatha right away, specially when they have it late in the game.

The Mage doesn't apply pressure for the most part, you can generally easily remove their threats as they are very few and you can keep the removal for them.

Disregard this comment, I'm bad at editing

I wanted to avoid shudderwock, because it can backfire heavily if I want to play cards like Fire Elemental and Blazecaller.

I even thought about playing runespear, to somehow answer the board... It's not a hard matchup when they don't play alanna, they usually draw too much and die to fatigue while I don't play my mana tide totems and other draw cards. When there's alanna, I can't answer it and lose. Not keeping Kalimos might be the misplay causing this, but i'm still shocked by the guy telling me to keep Hagatha until we're deep into fatigue, after a 20+ min control game, just to murmuring+hagatha the Alanna board