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Odd Paladin is the stupidest shit to ever exist. Especially on Wild ladder first dew days into new expansion

Just played a tempo mage that fucking astral rifted into fungalmacer, thought about uninstalling this shit game again

wyd?

Just went up against all win condition Druid. 

Yeah that's right he had all of it. 

ALL the win conditions. 

Wanna take a guess which one I lost to?

I think I'm done for today. 

I expected only hunters in brawl arena, so i wanted to try with taunt druid.

Went 1-3 against cheap minions shami, priest with thoughtsteals and mind visions who won with my lich king and hadronox and then against Kingsbane with 1 damage of lethal 3 turns in a row.

Tested this taunt deck at rank5 and won all games.

fuck this game

Another fucking expension which destroyed priest further amazing now close to 0% winrate vs this shit discard lock atleast old control lock you could win but now LMAO not happening.

Not interested in netdecking or playing aggro so fuck me.

Autolose(Under49%): Rogue,druid,warlock

Fair(50%~): Warrior,huntard(DK NOT on curve), palanoob, shaman

Easywin(51%+): Mage

So there I was, on 8 mana, the doctor in play, a new mech fresh in my hand from his hero power, I was about to play my security rover and send it into something to make a little wall... Only to be greeted by a discover screen. I look to see what happened and realized, with horror, that I played omega assembly by accident. The cards where next to each other and I accidentally pulled the wrong one.

FML and fuck touch screens. 

 Was playing Bazooka Paladin versus Even Warlock. The guy had, besides the usual Mountain Giant on 4, Rin, the First Disciple on 6. But I didn't worry a lot as he didn't kill it immediately. All I had to do is to draw one of the Holy Wraths and he's dead. After turns of stalling and cycling through the deck while he was comfortably playing his seals, 4 cards left in the deck and no sign of Holy Wraths. Warlock just plays Azari, the Devourer and my win condition disappeared, as well as an Equality I needed to deal with the board.

No way to win the game. I just handed the victory to the lucky guy with the above good draws and the awkward deckbuilding decision of putting Rin in such a deck

this expansion sucks

Okay I don't think Zul'jin and DK Rexxar itself needs a nerf but it is so fucking oppressive to have both in the same deck because one beats control and the other beats everything else 

I say the rule should be decks can only have 1 hero card maybe that'll fix Hunter right now because it is just a bit too powerful right now.

I HATE PLAYING AGAINST HADRONOX DRUID AND SECRET HUNTER!!! TO ALL YOU GABAGE CANS THAN JUST USE NET DECKS MAKE YOUR OWN DECK USE YOUR OWN BRAIN YOU FILTHY GARBAGE DRUIDS AND HUNTERS!!!!

The amount of insecure fucking cunts still playing Big Priest in Wild Casual seems to be growing by the day. How microscopic and helpless must your dick be for you to try and over-overcompensate with summoning all these big dudes over and over again? How tiny and shrivelled must your balls be to be scared of the ladder with that braindead autopilot cheatcode of a deck? No wonder you sit there all alone, a perpetual virgin, and release your sexual frustration in the only way that is known to you - by queuing into Casual and cackling to yourself as you inevitably draw Barnes on four.

FUCK YOU KINGSBANE AND YOUR INFINITE HEAL! FUCK YOU TAUNT DRUID AND YOUR INFINITE WALL, FUCK YOU STUPID BIRD MAGE AND YOUR FUCKING HEALING WITH 3 RAGNAROS ON BOARD, FUCK YOU DK HUNTER WITH THE INFINITE VALUE!! when the fucking hell is PRIEST GOING TO RECEIVE SOME LOOOOOVE!!!!!! WHEN !!! Since Raza priest has being the most fucked up class every expansion...FUCK YOU BLIZZARD!!!!

4 Kingsbane in a row... then, 4 druids in a row... rank 5-4 is SUUUPER FUN!! 

Has anyone seen a bunch of expansions do so little for the meta? For fuck's sake, standard ladder is still full of fucking spell hunters, odd paladins, even locks and zoo locks, In fact, they just got buffed with the silence a taunt minion and the rogue who is suddenly a fucking hunter in Hearthstone. WTF, Blizzard?

To be fair, spell hunter runs new cards and zoo is low tier two. It's just super hard to beat turn three Mountain Giant because turns out it's unfair, who would have thought. Or their 4 mana 7/7 wooo

What a scam, huh? You pay hundreds of dollars a year for a free to play card game in which Blizzard controls the win rate, draws and match-ups with pre-determined calculations. Not even in Vegas do the casinos fuck you over this bad. 

Quote from sundarkssh >>

Has anyone seen a bunch of expansions do so little for the meta? For fuck's sake, standard ladder is still full of fucking spell hunters, odd paladins, even locks and zoo locks, In fact, they just got buffed with the silence a taunt minion and the rogue who is suddenly a fucking hunter in Hearthstone. WTF, Blizzard?

You have to print lower impact expansions eventually or you just make future months even more of a head with new aggro/control/combo/midrange power creep. The key isn't to just push forward making even more and more powerful stuff to beat last year's decks.

Damn I love dying with 5 minions with more than 4/4 stats, 28 health and card advantage in hand AND deck, against an empty board, in one turn.
The same amount of armor they get in the game shall strike druid players in the ass.

Also fuck:
--- 1 card 20+ mana turns, namely:
The Boomship
Dragoncaller Alanna
Bloodreaver Gul'dan
Zul'jin
N'Zoth, the Corruptor
Hadronox
Master Oakheart
Rogue Spider-Row-Draw

--- honorable fucktion for Deathstalker Rexxar , for turning into a bullshit hellcrap when the Lifesteal-Rush mechanic was introduced, and thanks Cave Hydra for being nothing else in this game than a game winning discovery from this piece of liberal fuckery that is Analstalker Rektxar

"for being nothing else in this game than a game winning discovery from this piece of liberal fuckery that is Analstalker Rektxar"

 

 Line of the month ROFL!!!

Quote from Sorakie >>

Another fucking expension which destroyed priest further amazing now close to 0% winrate vs this shit discard lock atleast old control lock you could win but now LMAO not happening.

Not interested in netdecking or playing aggro so fuck me.

Autolose(Under49%): Rogue,druid,warlock

Fair(50%~): Warrior,huntard(DK NOT on curve), palanoob, shaman

Easywin(51%+): Mage

 

 

 I have pretty decent success with Spiteful Talanji. You might wanna give it a try.