Hearthpwn

as phoeba said on other comments here, i really don't see the point on using Zentimo , why do u find it useful and you replaced which card?

this deck is pretty fun! I really cant enjoy playing the ladder with decks that everybody is playing, so being able to climb with this non conventional one feels pretty good. I pretty much went from rank 14 to 9 with a 100% win rate in a single play session... since then though I'm kinda stuck because i keep facing a lot of warriors and ressurect priests which i've been feeling are the worst matchups..

but every other classes are very beatable, being particularly fun to beat all those hunters and mages

Battletag: Talesusde#1617
Region: NA
Trade Only?: Yes. You go first

Quote from tasiorres >>

MECH HUNTER IS FUCKING BROKEN. FUCK EVERYBODY WHO PLAYS IT. WHAT A SKILL - JUST PLAY THOSE FUCKING BOMBS EVERY TURN, ADD SOME MAGNETIC PIECE OF SHIT WITH POISONOUS AND DESTROY SHIT WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING YOUR OPPONENT PLAYS. WOW YOU JUST PLAY MECHS, THAT IS IT, NO FUCKING TACTIC, YOU WILL KILL YOUR OPPONENT EVENTUALLY. DA FAQ IS THAT, THOSE MAGNETIC THINGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING OP.

Fuck you Blizzard, no way of playing fun decks because of this shit with hunter. 

 i cant tell if hate more warrior and their stupid 30min matches or hunters and their fucking op 5 damage to face every turn bullshit.. fuck those shits

Quote from KingCarnage >>

Quote from Talesusde >>

Damn how fucking lame are those hunter netdecks... once more a hunter meta feells so fucking frustrating... 5 damage to you face every fucking turn while still flooding the board.. either mech or beast hunters.. I dont know if I hate more hunters or colntrol/bomb warriors and their stupid 40min matches.. rogue dont annoys me much tho...

But I guess standard hearthstone is impossible to be different.. every expansion is like this, 2 or 3 bronken ass stupid decks making the meta boring as fuck.. when you actually try to have fun and experiment creating different decks you only loose against these fucks... 

Could it be different or standard will always be like this?

 

 

 A lot of the stupidness is really because of keyword "Rush". Both hunter and warrior decks would be a LOT less oppressive without rush.

 Great point, mate. The thing is that the decks must always be super pro active, tier 1 decks always have great tempo or tempo swing answers.. So decks that are slow cant stand a chance. And i think that it cant be any different unless theres a revolutionary change in the gameplay

Damn how fucking lame are those hunter netdecks... once more a hunter meta feells so fucking frustrating... 5 damage to you face every fucking turn while still flooding the board.. either mech or beast hunters.. I dont know if I hate more hunters or colntrol/bomb warriors and their stupid 40min matches.. rogue dont annoys me much tho...

But I guess standard hearthstone is impossible to be different.. every expansion is like this, 2 or 3 bronken ass stupid decks making the meta boring as fuck.. when you actually try to have fun and experiment creating different decks you only loose against these fucks... 

Could it be different or standard will always be like this?

Battletag: Talesusde#1617
Region: NA
Trade Only?: Yes. you go first

Quote from ababyduck >>

Anyone playing control warrior and big hand mage:  I hate you.  Those decks are not fun.  I don't believe you if you claim to have fun playing them.  You just have fun winning, that's 100% it.  But guess what?  There are decks you can play that are fun to play that win too you uncreative fucks.  

Don't you get tired of playing boom on 7 every single game and stretching every game to 25 minutes?  What happened in your childhoods that made you this way?

and before you say it, don't give me some crap about control requiring "more skill".  You pretty much can't lose no matter what you do against anything but OTK decks if you last until boom on 7.  Last to fatigue? Well, you've got elysiana to close it.  In the mirror it's not down to skill, it's draw order and rng.  It's the dullest deck to ever exist in the game.

 agree. Such a stupid deck, it never dies, has the best aoes and infinite life/armor, stretches the game forever and requires absolute no skill or inteligence to play. fuck

fuck bomb warrior stupid deck and fuck every hunter deck ever

hearthpwn is fun because whenever you complain about a op card/archetype that dominates the meta you always get the same responses of ppl saying that you are really fucking stupid and in fact the card is actually shitty and youre too stupid to know it.. nobody seems to be capable of a constructive debate

Quote from Pathod >>

Control Warrior is the most boring deck ever

 it is indeed... its so fucking slow and the game goes on for fucking ever... agains warrior i insta concede, for i dont want to be 40 minutes playing against an infinite armor and board cleareres and value

warrior is fucking op as fuck jesus.... he never fucking die, has infinite armor, the best aoe currently on standard, plus infinite value with fucking dr boom and that anti fatigue legendary... on top of that he puts infinite bombs on your deck so that you get a lot of damage to your face every turn... NERF this shit!!

ps: and the game goes on forever, always 30 min games that are fucking boring as fuck