Hearthpwn

lol at thinking blizzard is RNG manipulating against you based on queuing into a few bad mbatchups or bad hands.  Baffling that people can think this.

why are rogue players right now so hellbent to get rogue nerfed?

MECH HUNTER IS FUCKING BROKEN. FUCK EVERYBODY WHO PLAYS IT. WHAT A SKILL - JUST PLAY THOSE FUCKING BOMBS EVERY TURN, ADD SOME MAGNETIC PIECE OF SHIT WITH POISONOUS AND DESTROY SHIT WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING YOUR OPPONENT PLAYS. WOW YOU JUST PLAY MECHS, THAT IS IT, NO FUCKING TACTIC, YOU WILL KILL YOUR OPPONENT EVENTUALLY. DA FAQ IS THAT, THOSE MAGNETIC THINGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING OP.

Fuck you Blizzard, no way of playing fun decks because of this shit with hunter. 

did you play well?

fuck you, im luckier. 

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Been there done that, been on a rogue kick. TRUTH about token druid, they get bodied, played it ect.  Reason being, Token druid BARELY gets by against being raced. Most optimized list of rogue beats it period, you would think it doesnt. but even without FAN you still win, yes rogue is godlike, I know this is the salt thread but fuck it, this thread actually has some of the best convo even though dudes be quoting shit, and these other guys trippin.  Oh and im salty ect. Mods so ass lol.

 Feels good to be king.

I barely play anymore but got legend last month and already rank two this month.  Over 80% wr.  I know this is the salt thread but... The game really is more fun when you utterly destroy your opponents.

edit: reason I came here was to see if the guy i just played a turn two 12/12 cleef posted anything in here. I don't even know what type of warrior they were, but probably control.  LOLOLOL

because i didnt draw raiding party and my opponent did, that means im trash and deserve to lose.

good game!

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Quote from dontBSaltyFAM >>

Been there done that, been on a rogue kick. TRUTH about token druid, they get bodied, played it ect.  Reason being, Token druid BARELY gets by against being raced. Most optimized list of rogue beats it period, you would think it doesnt. but even without FAN you still win, yes rogue is godlike, I know this is the salt thread but fuck it, this thread actually has some of the best convo even though dudes be quoting shit, and these other guys trippin.  Oh and im salty ect. Mods so ass lol.

 Feels good to be king.

I barely play anymore but got legend last month and already rank two this month.  Over 80% wr.  I know this is the salt thread but... The game really is more fun when you utterly destroy your opponents.

edit: reason I came here was to see if the guy i just played a turn two 12/12 cleef posted anything in here. I don't even know what type of warrior they were, but probably control.  LOLOLOL

Wow. I never once even fathomed I would see the day when someone would check the salty forum just to see if the person they just RNG shit on got salty enough to make a post, find out they didn't, and proceed to make a post to rub it in to a person who isn't even here. Congrats, sir. Whole other level...

swear to god id have nearly an 80% winrate if i got the same experience as everyone else..............

I think the salty thread is starting to turn into the trolling thread. Another thing that can make me salty and I have to complain about in the salty thread.

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MECH HUNTER IS FUCKING BROKEN. FUCK EVERYBODY WHO PLAYS IT. WHAT A SKILL - JUST PLAY THOSE FUCKING BOMBS EVERY TURN, ADD SOME MAGNETIC PIECE OF SHIT WITH POISONOUS AND DESTROY SHIT WILL FUCKING KILL EVERYTHING YOUR OPPONENT PLAYS. WOW YOU JUST PLAY MECHS, THAT IS IT, NO FUCKING TACTIC, YOU WILL KILL YOUR OPPONENT EVENTUALLY. DA FAQ IS THAT, THOSE MAGNETIC THINGS ARE SOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

 

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKING OP.

Fuck you Blizzard, no way of playing fun decks because of this shit with hunter. 

 i cant tell if hate more warrior and their stupid 30min matches or hunters and their fucking op 5 damage to face every turn bullshit.. fuck those shits

Let's talk about mech hunter for a second. The fact that if you dont clear off every. Single. Fucking. Mech. They. Play... means you lose. Venomous? Check. Magnetic? Check. If you cant clear their board every turn, you might as well concede

I go through some terrible luck streaks too. It seems like 1-2 days of everything going terrible and I get a really good day. Idk sometimes it feels like good/bad luck runs are somehow baked into the programming. Almost like market research showed them that bad luck actually pushes people to make purchases or something. I'm not claiming to understand the programming, but it makes sense from a business standpoint. Probably just my paranoia though. 

I go through some terrible luck streaks too. It seems like 1-2 days of everything going terrible and I get a really good day. Idk sometimes it feels like good/bad luck runs are somehow baked into the programming. Almost like market research showed them that bad luck actually pushes people to make purchases or something. I'm not claiming to understand the programming, but it makes sense from a business standpoint. Probably just my paranoia though. 

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Let's talk about mech hunter for a second. The fact that if you dont clear off every. Single. Fucking. Mech. They. Play... means you lose. Venomous? Check. Magnetic? Check. If you cant clear their board every turn, you might as well concede

 

 Magnetic in general was just a bad idea. A posionous mech and a 3 cost deathrattle kill a minion mech is just full on retarded. Priest has two deathrattle destroy minions. One is 5 cost and the other is 9, Let's not even begin to talk about missile launcher venomizer.

i see, you're a fucking asshole so you have to play chef nomi priest in casual.

i get it.  im not allowed happiness. 

I wish Blizzard would give us an auto-squelch. Almost every time I forget to squelch my opponent, I am reminded that most of the Hearthstone community is a bunch of shits that need to get punched.

How is possible playing Midrange Hunter and being able to play your first card on turn 5 due to cost issues? Fuck

Casual is more hostile and played more aggressively than Ranked is. Doesn't anyone want to play the game? It's like trying to have a kick about with a mate but he keeps kicking the ball past you into the goal. Yes, very good but don't you want to play the game? Nah, fuck you, man! GOAL! 

Account hacked last night overnight. Can't get in. Waiting for Blizzard customer support for help... Got this bad feeling about what's been done to my card collection...

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Let's talk about mech hunter for a second. The fact that if you dont clear off every. Single. Fucking. Mech. They. Play... means you lose. Venomous? Check. Magnetic? Check. If you cant clear their board every turn, you might as well concede

 

 Agree 100%

Poison and magnetize is ridiculous