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Anyone playing control warrior and big hand mage:  I hate you.  Those decks are not fun.  I don't believe you if you claim to have fun playing them.  You just have fun winning, that's 100% it.  But guess what?  There are decks you can play that are fun to play that win too you uncreative fucks.  

Don't you get tired of playing boom on 7 every single game and stretching every game to 25 minutes?  What happened in your childhoods that made you this way?

and before you say it, don't give me some crap about control requiring "more skill".  You pretty much can't lose no matter what you do against anything but OTK decks if you last until boom on 7.  Last to fatigue? Well, you've got elysiana to close it.  In the mirror it's not down to skill, it's draw order and rng.  It's the dullest deck to ever exist in the game.

Opponent is at 10 health. I'm at 20 and in control of the board. Opponent plays Augmented Elekk into two Clockwork Goblins. Next turn, I draw all 4 bombs and die.

*Lou (from trailer) Voice* Oh-hahahaha! What an amazing game! Well played!

Stop. Playing. Meta. Decks. In. Casual. You. Cunts.

Started the day one star. Ended the day one star. Played 24 games. Won 13. Lost 11. Even beat a Resurrection Priest that got the huge nut of mass resurrecting twice with Archmage Vargoths duplicated and all that shit that makes priest players cum in their pants. Even beat a couple of bomb warriors, some rogues, a token druid and some other stupid shit. Made no progress in the ladder climb but I suppose I should lower my expectations. My win rate was above 50%, I stuck with the same deck all day and didn't change, did all the things the pros say you're supposed to do on their little holyier than shit youtube videos. I didn't get tilted, didn't have any problems with losses. I tried to follow the advice of learning from losses but all I learned from losses was that at the end of the matches I just didn't have that thing I needed at the right time to end the game first. You'd think I'd at least get one fucking star more for being a good little boy and doing everything exactly as advised. I can honestly say that I am not a bad player and I did everything right and got totally punished for it.

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Anyone playing control warrior and big hand mage:  I hate you.  Those decks are not fun.  I don't believe you if you claim to have fun playing them.  You just have fun winning, that's 100% it.  But guess what?  There are decks you can play that are fun to play that win too you uncreative fucks.  

Don't you get tired of playing boom on 7 every single game and stretching every game to 25 minutes?  What happened in your childhoods that made you this way?

and before you say it, don't give me some crap about control requiring "more skill".  You pretty much can't lose no matter what you do against anything but OTK decks if you last until boom on 7.  Last to fatigue? Well, you've got elysiana to close it.  In the mirror it's not down to skill, it's draw order and rng.  It's the dullest deck to ever exist in the game.

 agree. Such a stupid deck, it never dies, has the best aoes and infinite life/armor, stretches the game forever and requires absolute no skill or inteligence to play. fuck

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Anyone playing control warrior and big hand mage:  I hate you.  Those decks are not fun.  I don't believe you if you claim to have fun playing them.  You just have fun winning, that's 100% it.  But guess what?  There are decks you can play that are fun to play that win too you uncreative fucks.  

Don't you get tired of playing boom on 7 every single game and stretching every game to 25 minutes?  What happened in your childhoods that made you this way?

and before you say it, don't give me some crap about control requiring "more skill".  You pretty much can't lose no matter what you do against anything but OTK decks if you last until boom on 7.  Last to fatigue? Well, you've got elysiana to close it.  In the mirror it's not down to skill, it's draw order and rng.  It's the dullest deck to ever exist in the game.

 agree. Such a stupid deck, it never dies, has the best aoes and infinite life/armor, stretches the game forever and requires absolute no skill or inteligence to play. fuck

 I also agree, and also sympathize, but I would like to add Big Shaman to this list. It's a brainless deck to play. As a bomb warrior player (you can hate me, it's OK) I really must say that Control Warrior is awful to play against. I mean, it's so bad it pisses off other warrior players. You have no idea how satisfying it is to kill a Control Warrior right after they dump their Archivist Elysiana shit onto the board. And it's just like that. They're taking a huge shit on the board, because maybe they were holding onto that fucking card the entire game and they waited until they drew their very last fucking card and then they shit that fucking thing out. It's oh so satisfying to murder them on the next turn because sometimes they even emote a "good game" before playing it, thinking they've won the game and wasted your time all at once. Fuck them all. Fuck the big shaman players too, with their shit fountain that gets summoned from Muck Morpher and deathrattled back multiple times, then gets actually played with some infinite board wipes in between. And no, control is not special and you don't need to be smart to play control. You need to be an asshole who likes to make other people irritated and waste their fucking time. Yes, I know this is not a thread with dialogue. I am being supportive of the OP and the other person who answered. We are supportive salty bastards.

I was playing Togwaggle Azalina druid against big mage. In the late game, he played Sindragosa and pinged its minion. The turn after, I started my combo, played King Togwaggle set him to fatigue, played Naturalize and then after I played Azalina Soulthief.          ........  ..... I SAW  @_@  THAT HE GOT Chef Nomi FROM FUCKING Sindragosa AND I SET HIM TO FATIGUE!!!! WHY LIKE THIS GAME WHYYYY!

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Anyone playing control warrior and big hand mage:  I hate you.  Those decks are not fun.  I don't believe you if you claim to have fun playing them.  You just have fun winning, that's 100% it.  But guess what?  There are decks you can play that are fun to play that win too you uncreative fucks.  

Don't you get tired of playing boom on 7 every single game and stretching every game to 25 minutes?  What happened in your childhoods that made you this way?

and before you say it, don't give me some crap about control requiring "more skill".  You pretty much can't lose no matter what you do against anything but OTK decks if you last until boom on 7.  Last to fatigue? Well, you've got elysiana to close it.  In the mirror it's not down to skill, it's draw order and rng.  It's the dullest deck to ever exist in the game.

I like playing control cuz I like grinding opponents out of resources with mine. I only really like playing control hunter though since DK Rex is the most fun card in the game.

because i didnt draw zilliax and my opponent did that means i played terribly and deserve to lose.

Fucking archivist mecha'thun control warrior wth....played a 40 minute game against a trash player only to lose cuz of a mecha'thun inclusion 

Why do I always get the weird ones and lose to them 

I went 8-3 and 11-3 in my last two arena runs and 4 of those 6 losses came from warlocks who played at least two EVIL Genius before turn 4

Edit: Also why does every fucking warlock have Jarraxus ON 9?

VS is absolutely fucking lying.  Bomb Hunter is tier 4 trash at best.

My opponent Dire Frenzied a Haunted Creeper, which gave him 25 cards in his deck, and he drew a copy of it in his next two turns.

For those keeping score at home, that's (3/25) * (2/24) odds, or 1/100 or 1% odds

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 I also agree, and also sympathize, but I would like to add Big Shaman to this list. It's a brainless deck to play. As a bomb warrior player[...]

 >big shaman brainless

>bomb warrior requiring you to think

LEL

I am so sick and fucking tired of aggro players who somehow still manage to rope every turn with 2 cards in hand.  

Attention travelers, bomb fucking warrior in da fucking casual. Fuck this game... Aaaaand fuck bomb warrior... Fuck Dr BoomAss also.

How long it's been since last expansion release? Aaaaand ladder is dead, again. Its literally 3 decks on ladder right now. Several expansions before this bs we actually had an ok meta. How can Blizzard screw up time and time again. Jeez.

meanwhile in casual 16/48 Malygos :D

https://hsreplay.net/replay/PMFE2YDA28J8NhVf37QJYc

i hate this game..

i am forever banned from any sort of enjoyment from hearthstone and instead forced to play decks i hate that make me completely miserable.