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Steamcleaner kills Quest Priest... at least Warlock's (1) mana fatigue-spells too...

 Quest Priest can draw the spell in the same turn it’s played pretty easily.

I assume Prestor Druid gets ‘killed’ though.

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A lesson in Internet History is needed here I think. The name is a reference to an old internet cartoon that was the height of meme humor back in the day (before we really knew what memes even were, we just shared stupid fun stuff without it having a name).

Enjoy:

 A meme so great that the song at the end even made it into a Guitar Hero game… (Guitar Hero 2, I think)

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 they actually killed mill decks

 Really? Seems that this card would be great in a mill deck… and since most non-mill decks aren’t going to want to run this card, seems like they’ll be stronger if anything, 

 ARE U PLAYING THE GAME??? tell me, how is a mill deck working if your opponent has 10 more cards in his deck, tell me?! i mean, it can work, but its even worse than before, right? so, why would you say things like that?

if you dont recognize that blizz is stamp out mill decks, youre blind or dont play the game.

 Because… like I said… most non mill decks won’t be playing this card so they won’t have 10 more cards in their deck.

 sorry but are u limited? why should u run 10 more cards in a fkin mill deck, if there are only 2-4 key cards??? its about how much cards your opponent has in his deck! dont u understand that more cards in deck is bad for mill??? jesus christ

 Well, unless I’m mistaken, mill decks are currently only prominent in wild due to coldlight oracle. This card basically reduces the need to shuffle more oracles in your deck, making the deck more flexible and easier to play.

Like I said, most decks, especially in wild, won’t be playing this card. I don’t think it’ll even be viable in wild. 10 more health isn’t relevant in that game mode and adding 10 cards to your deck is bad in most match ups. Even if I’m wrong, it’ll only be viable in a few decks at most, one of which may be mill rogue.

Even if I’m wrong, mill decks are one of the most obnoxious decks to play against anyway, and you are a petulant child resorting to insults simply because someone doesn’t agree with you. So honestly, I hope I am and you lose your mill decks that you care so much about.

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 they actually killed mill decks

 Really? Seems that this card would be great in a mill deck… and since most non-mill decks aren’t going to want to run this card, seems like they’ll be stronger if anything, 

 ARE U PLAYING THE GAME??? tell me, how is a mill deck working if your opponent has 10 more cards in his deck, tell me?! i mean, it can work, but its even worse than before, right? so, why would you say things like that?

if you dont recognize that blizz is stamp out mill decks, youre blind or dont play the game.

 Because… like I said… most non mill decks won’t be playing this card so they won’t have 10 more cards in their deck.

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 they actually killed mill decks

 Really? Seems that this card would be great in a mill deck… and since most non-mill decks aren’t going to want to run this card, seems like they’ll be stronger if anything, 

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Again evolve shaman? Another expansion without idea? Please no.

They’ve shown a new card type… a new keyword… a card that completely changes how you might build decks and at least three cards with completely unique effects… but because they’ve also revealed the evolve mechanic coming back, the expansion had no ideas?

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Wait hold on.  Is this the first time a choice on your turn will initiate a blocking action by your opponent?  What if they just sit there?

 They’ll get the choice at the start of their turn I’d assume.

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why is Drown a shadow spell not nature?

 Because drowning things isn’t natural.

Hunter Quest and Dragonbane Shot really need nerfs. 

Prismatic Jewel Kit is another one I personally despise. 

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I don't find the deck to be that big of a deal either, until it comes to Mr. Smite + Shadowstep shenanigans. And since Mr. Smite is what most people dislike about Quest Warrior also, he might be the card to get a nerf. (maybe?)

I couldn’t believe it when I saw the reveal.

Take Leroy out of standard for being too strong and then just put in the same card for one more mana with huge upside in a meta full of mana cheating… 

And the fact that the Juggernaut can summon it is absolutely ridiculous.

Maybe its not the RNG coding but you clicking on the wrong cards? I mean you even confused the "create new thread" button with the salt thread.

Celestial Alignment needs to go.

If the flavour text isn't "We are in a stickier situation, than when Sticky the stick insect got stuck on a sticky bun", I will be very disappointed. 

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Define pointless ? There's a very clear point to this complaint, stupid names are stupid. That's what is pointless, naming cards like this. 

Just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it pointless. I'll give you the strange part, that's your opinion and it's fine.

Also define shrubbagazzor if you can, while we're at it.

 Dude you are getting so worked up over a fucking card name, are you okay? Hearthstone has always had stupid or silly names, this one isn't even the worst one out there

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"Well murlocs failed, let's force imps instead."

Next expansion.

"Well imps failed, let's try demons again!"

 Imps are demons

Seems like a weird thing to complain about. Classes actually getting cards to put a functioning archetype together. If Blizzard does the opposite then people will start complaining about how Blizzard supports a bunch of useless archetypes that won't see play or the deck never even comes together because there just aren't enough cards for it.

This is a lot of what happens in early expansion, Freeze Shaman during KotF for instance was a prime example. An archetype that could never exist at the time because there just weren't enough cards to support it and those that did exist were terrible.

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 they actually killed mill decks

 Really? Seems that this card would be great in a mill deck… and since most non-mill decks aren’t going to want to run this card, seems like they’ll be stronger if anything, 

 ARE U PLAYING THE GAME??? tell me, how is a mill deck working if your opponent has 10 more cards in his deck, tell me?! i mean, it can work, but its even worse than before, right? so, why would you say things like that?

if you dont recognize that blizz is stamp out mill decks, youre blind or dont play the game.

 Because… like I said… most non mill decks won’t be playing this card so they won’t have 10 more cards in their deck.

 sorry but are u limited? why should u run 10 more cards in a fkin mill deck, if there are only 2-4 key cards??? its about how much cards your opponent has in his deck! dont u understand that more cards in deck is bad for mill??? jesus christ

How are you failing to grasp what Killjack says every time? I'm sorry to say this but it might be you who's the limited one 🙃 

Oh no... not the MILL decks! Now who will stop me from playing my cards??

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