New Druid Legendary Card Revealed - Topior The Shrubbagazzor
Wronchi just revealed a new Murder at Castle Nathria card: Topior The Shrubbagazzor
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What a strange and pointless complaint.
Define pointless ? There's a very clear point to this complaint, stupid names are stupid. That's what is pointless, naming cards like this.
Just because you don't agree with something doesn't make it pointless. I'll give you the strange part, that's your opinion and it's fine.
Also define shrubbagazzor if you can, while we're at it.
And here I was thinking card names couldn't possibly get more stupid. What the fuck is a shrubbagazzor and why do I have to read it and pronounce it ? Just name it Topior and name the token Whelp, FFS.
Children can't read this and adults don't want to. But I guess adults with child's brain think it's cool and will downvote this post out of spite.
A lesson in Internet History is needed here I think. The name is a reference to an old internet cartoon that was the height of meme humor back in the day (before we really knew what memes even were, we just shared stupid fun stuff without it having a name).
Enjoy:
I certainly didn't have "Topiary Dragon" on my Bingo card. Looks fun.
Crazy how this is also a dragon, so you can discover it in Prestor Druid, or even better, directly hope you draw it
This card gonna be BROKEN AF!!!
Ramp makes the excess cost negligible.
The question is there are enough good nature spells to get enough value.
Ill take anything from druid that isn't what it is right now, so here's hoping
Mark the date and time. This gets nerfed in wave one, guaranteed.
It’s very obvious what happens when you give druid free tempo/board clears, which again, is something they typically lack by design.
Every time it’s happened in the past, it’s gotten nerfed. Part of the reason swipe got taken away.
So it's the opposite of Trogdor the Burninator?
it's 1000% sure based on that. Blizz must be Strong Bad fans.
If you can drop 3 or so nature spells the turn you play this, it’s fine for tempo and then it’s a a powerful boon for the rest of the game. 2 of those 3 cards can be innervate. I can see it.
It cannot be overstated how insanely broken this is. This gives Druid board control (something they typically lack by design) for the rest of the game.
I want to also add that if you bounce this/play it with brann/etc, the effect is seemingly cumulative, which means if you played this twice, you would summon two 3/3’s with rush whenever you play one nature spell.
Bananas.
Man it's so exhausting at this point when reactions to cards are either "lul free dust" or "OMFG this card is so busted day 1 golden craft for me".
Like chill, card seems solid and will see play.
Why do you think your reaction is more valid than others ?
Did I say mine was more valid? Nah homie. But hey if you’re tired of seeing reactions to cards that they seem solid and not “omfg auto include in every deck are you kidding me this is beyond busted like actually”………. to each their own.
niiice more uninteractive stuff
Nature!
7 mana 5/5 do nothing at first look.. The only fact that maybe can make this a playable card is the fact it's a dragon and can help Alignment/Kaza Druid.. But It's not something that deck really needs at the moment, cause after Alignment you almost everytime can clear boards anyway..
Nature!