Why pirate warrior in casual. And why face hunter? Someone? Anyone?
I had a "Play 50 pirates quest" recently and created my first pirate warrior deck. I went to casual and felt like such a piece of shit that I didn't attack any of my opponents faces once. I still felt completely filthy afterwards just for playing the deck in the first place. I'm not sure how those people sleep at night
VS #52: A little over 7% hunters on ladder. I have the warrior quest, so i pick my tauntwarrior, queue straight into two fucking hunters in a row. Go fuck yourself Hearthstone.
VS #52: A little over 7% hunters on ladder. I have the warrior quest, so i pick my tauntwarrior, queue straight into two fucking hunters in a row. Go fuck yourself Hearthstone.
That's exactly how I feel when I queue. Try Burn Mage and face only Jade Druids. Try a slow and fun deck? Quest Rogues. Switch to aggro decks? Get rekt by some random dude playing dozens of aoe, taunts, and heals.
However, I don't think Hunter is that much of a bad match up for Quest Warrior. I'd say just slightly unfavored.
Only two excuses for the ungodly painfully stupid match making system:
1. Blizzard has come the conclusion in order to keep a larger player ba$e, it will continually generate a number unwinnable matches for all players therefore forcing "balance" throughout its game.
2. It's match making format and/or formula hasn't been changed since beta therefore has no additional calculations for the vast number of cards added to the collection and NO FUCKING clue that certain DECK MATCH-UPS ARE AUTO LOSE AGAINST OTHERS not just certain classes.
Either way. It speaks to just pure laziness on Blizzards part to not address the issue so long as the money keeps coming in.
I always get season card back on my second account. Rank 22. Quest rogue and pirate shit. WTF? Are you fucking kidding me? This game is absolutely thrash. Fuck it.
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One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.
Seriously this game can go fuck itself. Been playing since naxx and all this time, every expansion or adventure I still get wound up by the random shit that happens and wonder why I keep playing.
Even Quest Rogue getting the exact card he needs from mimic pod to complete his quest no matter what I do. Mage getting glyph after glyph into secrets into spellslap my face. Never see a hunter without an alley cat in their opening hand.
Damn you Blizzard for your beautiful card presentation and addictive games. At least I have this thread to whinge freely on.....phew
Why pirate warrior in casual. And why face hunter? Someone? Anyone?
I had a "Play 50 pirates quest" recently and created my first pirate warrior deck. I went to casual and felt like such a piece of shit that I didn't attack any of my opponents faces once. I still felt completely filthy afterwards just for playing the deck in the first place. I'm not sure how those people sleep at night
Possibly a new build for someone, and they want to play test it before running it in ranked. That would be my guess.
FUCK quest Rogue and every person who plays it. I thoroughly outplayed my opponent and had an easy lethal on board (they had 2 health left) while I had 22 health left. They bounce a 5/5 with charge (South sea deck hand) 5 times in a single turn and win. That's ridiculous. That's disgusting. And this happens way more often than it ever should. Why won't blizzard do anything about this?! I hate how good UnGoro has been yet this still exists. It single handedly kills any desire to play and spend money. Sorry for complaining. The salt is strong with me.
Two months later and people are still playing quest rogue with one hand while using the other to jack off to "50 Shades of Buscemi". That's how gay this deck is.
Start out expansion by crafting Lakkari sacrifice, before anyone knew how bad it was
Dust it eventually
Continue buying Un'Goro packs, hoping that I'll get either one of the other quests or a really good leggy-minion
First Legendary from Un'Goro I draw? Pic related.
There are times I truly, truly hate this game.
Why pirate warrior in casual. And why face hunter? Someone? Anyone?
Should I remove the game or continue to collect pointless gold. I don't enjoy the game anymore.
And this is exactly why I play fucking gwent.
VS #52: A little over 7% hunters on ladder. I have the warrior quest, so i pick my tauntwarrior, queue straight into two fucking hunters in a row. Go fuck yourself Hearthstone.
Only two excuses for the ungodly painfully stupid match making system:
1. Blizzard has come the conclusion in order to keep a larger player ba$e, it will continually generate a number unwinnable matches for all players therefore forcing "balance" throughout its game.
2. It's match making format and/or formula hasn't been changed since beta therefore has no additional calculations for the vast number of cards added to the collection and NO FUCKING clue that certain DECK MATCH-UPS ARE AUTO LOSE AGAINST OTHERS not just certain classes.
Either way. It speaks to just pure laziness on Blizzards part to not address the issue so long as the money keeps coming in.
I always get season card back on my second account. Rank 22. Quest rogue and pirate shit. WTF? Are you fucking kidding me? This game is absolutely thrash. Fuck it.
One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.
Shoot me in the face.
Seriously this game can go fuck itself. Been playing since naxx and all this time, every expansion or adventure I still get wound up by the random shit that happens and wonder why I keep playing.
Even Quest Rogue getting the exact card he needs from mimic pod to complete his quest no matter what I do. Mage getting glyph after glyph into secrets into spellslap my face. Never see a hunter without an alley cat in their opening hand.
Damn you Blizzard for your beautiful card presentation and addictive games. At least I have this thread to whinge freely on.....phew
Edited due to double post!
Nice comparision how good of a job blizz did when they made quests.
I really think that you almost can't play this game and not being drunk. Drunkstone: Heroes of bullshit.
One day this game will stop existing. I can't wait.
What....... the FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I lose more than I win with Control Mage!!!
I lose more than I win with Pirate Warrior!!!
I've read all I can about what to mulligan I've watched videos on how to play these decks.
FUCK!!!!!!! How does anyone manage to win consistently with these decks! I'm losing my fucking mind!!!!
Thank you for this thread. I really needed it.
Possibly a new build for someone, and they want to play test it before running it in ranked. That would be my guess.
FUCK quest Rogue and every person who plays it. I thoroughly outplayed my opponent and had an easy lethal on board (they had 2 health left) while I had 22 health left. They bounce a 5/5 with charge (South sea deck hand) 5 times in a single turn and win. That's ridiculous. That's disgusting. And this happens way more often than it ever should. Why won't blizzard do anything about this?! I hate how good UnGoro has been yet this still exists. It single handedly kills any desire to play and spend money. Sorry for complaining. The salt is strong with me.
Two months later and people are still playing quest rogue with one hand while using the other to jack off to "50 Shades of Buscemi". That's how gay this deck is.