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Of course out of all the possible legendaries i can get, I pull a duplicate "The Last Kaleidosaur".. what is this game

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i was playing a deck that doesn't run AOE.  so there wasnt really anything i could do.  i was just frustrated that he won with a topdeck (yet again). 

edit: played the exact same decks i hit rank 5 with last month.  they havent won shit.  so before you go running your mouth about how i need to stick to one deck so i can learn it and learn how to mulligan with it, fucking think for one second that i might have a fucking clue what im doing.   

and its not like im playing a deck for 2 games, losing, and then flooding the salt thread.  im playing 10 games minimum and evaluating.  if it's too wonky or reliant on good draws, i ditch it.  if it simply not good, i ditch it.  everything - LITERALLY EVERYTHING - i've attempted to play this month has been a massive failure.  

did you not read the part where ive hit 5 many times before, and hit 3 last month?  its not like i just picked up the game yesterday. 

also for the MILLLIONTH GODAMNED TIME this is not the thread where im asking for advice seriously.  this is the salt thread.  LET ME FUCKING VENT FOR FUCKS SAKE.  

 

goddamn people. 

Well the title of the thread has the word Therapy in it, which usually implies one is looking for help/advice.  If you just want to vent, open a word doc and type there.  Same thing if you have no interest in other's opinions :)

 So literally everyone in this entire thread is using it incorrectly then.  

Mods, please lock this thread, as spurries has found a better solution!  

edit: From literally the OP.  

You all must realize what thread this is, and the purpose of it.

This is a thread with the intended purpose of being an outlet for all of your salty moments. 
This absolutely does NOT invite others to come and make ignorant posts and belittle others out of boredom, fun, or any other reason.

People being salty are using the thread for it's intended purpose,  some more abundantly than others. Posting to harass, flame, or otherwise provoke any other user is not acceptable in this thread, or any other thread. Keep it to yourself, or at the very least pm it.

This is not "that one thread where you can say anything you want". Take your nerves elsewhere. People are inherently on edge when they post here, we don't need others escalating things.

Now clearly we've strayed a little bit from "you can't say anything you want" and "keep it civil, f-bombs are okay sparingly," and it appears as though the current mod team is okay with that.  However, this is the place to vent, be salty, be frustrated, etc.  Not the place where people are looking for actual legitimate advice or 'group therapy', regardless of what the thread title is.  

Keep it to yourself. 

NA SUBHMANS HIGHROLLING AGAINST ME 9 GAMES IN A ROW

WON 1/10 GAMES DERANKING FROM RANK 2 3 STARS TO RANK 3 0 STARS

WHAT IS THIS BULLSHIT RNG

HOW HOW HOW HWO HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW THE FUCK AM I LOSING TO THESE IDIOTS WHO MAKE SO MANY MISTAKES EVERY GAME AT RANK 3

I DO NOT MAKE A SINGLE MISTAKE AND I HAVE NOW DERANKED TO RANK 4 HOW DOES ONE LOSE 10 OUT OF 11 GAMES IT IS SO INCREDIBLY UNLIKELY HOW HOW HOW DOES THIS ONLY HAPPEN TO ME THESE PLAYERS ARE ALL TECHNICALLY HORRIBLE AND I LOSE TO THEM 

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Just played against SilverName. Don't know if it was him, but he played Quest rogue. "Pro" player my ass.

 What rank ?

Dude, Schrute adds so much fun to this Thread don't tell him to not post here anymore!

Ok. Control is dead. It is offical now. I simply cannot beat these retarded quest rogue low lifes who Prep Crystal Core every single game at turn 4. Just fuck this BS deck.

I'm just playing retarded Pirate Warrior now till im rank 5.

Fucking bullshit aggro druids. Fuck off with this turn 1 cancer to which you can't do anything. 

Yeah because deranking from rank 2 3 stars to rank 4 0 stars in less than 1 hour and a half is fun 

Game is fucking rigged

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Yeah because deranking from rank 2 3 stars to rank 4 0 stars in less than 1 hour and a half is fun 

Game is fucking rigged

Hey steve do you like losing to hunter who runs flare and misses a ton of attacks because he's bad at rank 4?

why yes blizzard it is my fetish how did you know

why DOES EVERY FUCKING MATCH SEEMS TO BE A COUNTER FOR THE EXACT FUCKING DECK I AM PLAYING.

Repeat of that Blizzard promotes spamming the board of minions but not of aoe board clears or gaining life.

I hate murlocs. Just .. fuck every fucking murloc.

Some days I just can't stand this manipulative bullshit any more.  Like this morning:

1.)  The millionth murloc paladin (oooo so original)

2.) The three hunters this morning, every opening was Alleycat followed by Crackling Razormaw (such skill!!)

3.) And then (I'm not making this up), the same 'Win 3 games with any class for 40g' cock block quest 3 mornings in a row.  How the hell does that happen?!?!?

I have been playing since the beginning and for the last two years I have lived with satellite Internet meaning this was the only competitive game my Internet could support. And let me just say that it has been a shitty two years of this garbahe RNG coin toss of a game. Throughout the years I've watched the meta mold into this boring, monotonous, repetitious cycle of spamming curve based aggro decks just to get a good rank. It seems that with every new expansion I miss the old days even more. I see people saying how they love this meta and it's diversity but I just can't see how having a bunch of aggro decks and a couple shitty control decks is considered diverse. After all the disconnections, bugs, top deck/double top deck losses and all the fucking money spent I am finally proud to say I am moving on. As of this week I will no longer be bound by my terrible Internet and I will get to leave this miserable game behind. Just like everyone else I always had hopes that blizzard would make this game great but it's become clear that they don't give two shits about giving the people the game they want/deserve. Every expansion is like being handed a shit sandwich and I personally have had enough. I know I'm preaching to the choir but I feel so liberated in saying goodbye to this stupid fucking game. No more money will be wasted. No more time. Blizzard you had your chance to make this right but you didn't and so now you have lost one of your millions of customers. I know it's not going to matter to them but it matters to me. Fuck you blizzard.

Such insanely bad luck today. Always mulligen all 5+ mana cards no matter what. Opponent with P-E-R-F-E-C-T counters and top decks. Def not playing for the rest of the day. 

I'll try again tomorrow. I'm just throwing matches away that I have little to no effect of the outcome on. GGs blizzard. Maybe tomorrow will be better. 

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I am so sick of people using the phrase fucking "MetaGAme" and not really understanding what the fuck they are talking about so I am just gonna go ahead and educate any moron who comes across this post and happens to read it. The word meta comes from greek, and means to change. is in the word metamorphosis or meta data. So what metagame means is the way in which the game changes either from rank to rank or week to week. So to put this in perspective the meta game of hearthstone is roughly a breakdown of what decks are being played and which decks they do well against and which decks they struggle against. So the meta game for last week and this week is pretty priest heavy, and probably will eb for awhile, but before that it was taunt warrior and control priest heavy, and before that it was quest heavy across the entirety of the fucking game. So when you are saying the words "Blizzard fucked up the metagame", no no they fucking didnt you pleb, the way people are playing the game that blizzard gave us is ruining the meta. They presented us the options and a large group of us decided to hunker down in our deck archetype camps and complain about all the other camps. Stop using the word meta game like it means something profound or nebulous. It's not impressing anyone besides the endless groups of sheep that also think and bleet like you. For all of you using the word right. Disregard this rant. 

That will be all. 

Oh hearthstone you toy with my emotions! For a while I've had a Golaka Crawler in my deck as a tech against Pirates. But I did not face pirates anymore (or at least not very much) and murlocs was a much bigger problem to me. Therefore, I swapped my Crawler for a Hungry Crab. Three games in a row I've faced Pirates, and no murlocs :D I won them anyway but dammit it bothers me. 

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Make it 4 games against Pirates since I removed Golakka Crawler :D Still won them all but it's kind of annoying. 

I am a little fed up so I will rant up a bit. 

First thing first, as a F2P player, fuck this expansion. Yes, it has a really enjoyable meta, it has really nice cards and all. But;

Can't play Taunt Warrior because I don't have the quest, can't play Quest Rogue because I don't have the quest, can't play OTK Mage because I don't have the quest, can't play Elemental Shaman because I don't have the Kalimos, and the list goes on... 

When you put budget problems aside, even when I decide to play a N'zoth Control stuff, all my shit gets transform removed and that triggers me so much. Its like out of 10 games, 6 games I got rushed down by a Quest Rogue, Token Druid, Secret Mage, Midrange Hunter, Pirate Warrior etc. which makes N'zoth useless, 3 games Shamans and Mages uses their unlimited amount of transform removals which makes N'zoth useless. And that last game you face a Taunt Warrior which you MAY get a chance to use your N'zoth but who you are kidding. I have no problems with aggro decks what so ever but the card I base my deck around having no purpose is a joke. 

My other rant will be on that stupid spell called Ice Block. Your Medivhs Valet's are always active which means they are absolutely INSANELY powerful. You no longer sweat to draw it, Arcanologist does that for you. If you still somehow fail, Babbling Books, Primordial Glyphs and Cabalists Tomes got your back. While its on the board, you dont have to worry about board any more, if it gets too out of control you can just Flamestrike. And while it stays on the field waiting for you to be popped on god knows which turn, all you have to do is just throw some burn spells at them and make sure they have lower than 10 life so you can just Pyroblast them granting you the easiest win ever. I can not understand you people. Playing aggro deads are braindead but playing a deck that all it does is hiding behind an Ice block and burning the opponent while doing so requires skill? Cut me some slack dude. 

So I want to finish by saying a big "Fuck you" to all Shamans, Freeze Mages (Secret Mage is fine), Pirate Warriors and Quest Rogues.