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Quote from IHateThisGame >>

Blizzard sure knows how to fuck up a game. Just trying to get some wins toward golden heroes, queue up against 50 quest rogues, instaconcede because I don't care about rank and it's absolutely pointless to play against this blatantly overpowered deck that cannot ever be beaten. Let's try to fight against this mage instead. Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost NovaDoomsayer, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Frost Nova, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Iceblock, Alextrasza, Condede, go fuck yourself.

Let's give mage an infinite amount of freeze and NO COUNTER AT ALL, except for wailing soul which is only in wild and even then it's just as useless as every Tech card ever, because if you go up against a different class it automatically loses you the game for putting such a bad card in your deck.

Remember when they nerfed freeze mage back in beta because it was too uninteractive? Blizzard up from 5 to 6 mana, Cone of Cold I think too. Now they give them an infinite amount of freeze spells, great.

Plus I'm not sure why people say infinite freezes. You get 2 novas and 2 blizzards, plays you need to draw them. 

2 More from the 2 drop that gives a "random" spell (aka Frostnova or Ice block depending on what they need). 2 More from the glyph where they get to chose if they would rather have a 6th Ice block or Frost nova. Infinite more from Cabalists Tome, which can give them more glyphs to choose which they would like better, an 8th Ice Block or a 10th Frostnova.

Charge mechanic is so fucking retarded.

Well I had everything you say and still couldn't beat one.

Turn 2 Doomsayer wipes my board since again I didn't spend 1600 dust on a Stonetusk Boar so I was off that 1 crucial point of damage to be able to kill it. Then turn 3 sets up the first Ice block and emotes "Well Played!" because he knows he can't lose anymore. Meanwile I try to put as much pressure on the board as possible with Fiery War Axe + Bloodsail Raider. Frostbolt kills it, plays the 2 Mana Deathrattle: Draw a Frost Nova guy. Turn 5 Frost Nova Doomsayer, Turn 6 Blizzard, Turn 7 I'm completely out of minions since Warrior doesn't have card draw. So now he has all the time in the world to draw more Ice Blocks, Ice Barriers, Frost Novas. Meanwhile I punch him for 6 every turn using an upgraded Arcanite Reaper but that doesn't even go through the Ice Barrier. He just sits there, masturbating furiosly as he enjoys his free win. Ok that last bit may be exaggerated but maybe not :)

Late game looks always like this: Hit face proc the iceblock, pass since I can't do anything else, renew my weapon. He replays an Ice Block, sets up his combos and whistles happily while doing so. My turn, I proc the block again and pass since thats the only thing I can do. Rinse and repeat until he pulls of his combo and wins.

This fucking retarded shit is unbearable. Ladder is full of double digit iq players who should be placed on rank 23 but instead they highroll every time and get rewarded for awful plays. And the most funny thing: Blizzard rewards such idiots with cards like Swashburglar and Babbling Book.

Just played vs retarded rogue, who should've lost 100%, but he got Tirion Fordring and Dinosize from  Swashburglar. And this is just recent example. Everyone can recall shit like that in their experience. How is that healthy for the game? Obviously the answer is it isnt. I bet even if Blizzard nerfs them, it will happen not earlier than in next 9 months.

1) Draft an insane Druid deck (nice!)

2) Match 1: Get roflstomped by a Vicious Fledgeling

3) Match 2: win the whole game through. Opponent gets Malygos from A Free From Amber. I put it in a moat lurker which I buff to 4 attack. He is at 7 hp. He plays another Free From Amber, gets him Mayor Noggenfogger. Moat lurker heads to lethal, but hits the noggenfogger. Opponent gets his double-RNG'd malygos back and hits me with 2 holy novas, followed by a mind control on my 9/10 taunter and kills me.

4) Match 4: Opponent plays Ice Block (Who the fuck drafts Ice Block in Arena fucking 0-3 pleb), which I pop. After that pop he Polymorphs my 2 taunts and kills me. 

Amazing Arena Draft, goes 0-3 due to a Vicious fledgeling, A guy who jerks RNG'sus for breakfast and a Iceblock picking twat. 

Everything in casual is aggro bullshit. Hunter that gets his two skill commands before turn 5, burns my taunts. Yes well played! Aggro Druid with Finja?? savage rawr turn 6.

I get a mage and he randomly MCT steals my barnabus and freezes the board, then kills me next turn... all in fucking casual. 

arena is  nightmare @_@

Looking for the Hearthstone game where you needed some fucking skill and not being able to win as incest products like pirate warriors or Antonidas mages

 A game where incest productsthat do basic mistakes are able to win against fucking multiple legend guys ist not a good game. Giving Blizzard a chance with every expansion. But they fail and fail.

God bless I haven't spent a dime since the last expansion. Fuck Hearthstone, you fucking Down Syndromes.

So this just happened. I queued up to a ranked match and was instantly disconnected due to playful spirits: "You lost your last ranked game due to a disconnect". 

Quote from wg15 >>

fucking multiple legend guys

So I had the quest to play 10 8-mana minions and I thought that Casual was the way to go. Turns out, nope. Took me 2 hours because apparently a lot of people think that you can only play pirate warrior. Badly.

So they either win so fast I don't get to 8 mana, or they lose and quit just as I am about to play my minion. My last game, against a freeze mage, I just played badly and got to play that last minion even though it cost me the game. Didn't care.

In short, the big problem with Hearthstone is people. They keep insisting on ruining my fun.

the reason why so many people play casual with aggro decks is either to farm gold or to farm quests.  Most people have the cards for a pirate aggro deck and while they do ok on the ladder, they get destroyed by the taunt warrior/quest rogue meta. 

Quote from SnowWhiteOo >>

The new Time Warp Mage is in its current state even weaker than freeze mage of old, so you should be fine against them.

 

Nothing better than losing to a quest rogue that has zero clue how to play the deck on a mimic draw of eviscerate for lethal. Love it. 

There really is no hope anymore for this game, now not only are blizzard completely incompetent Idiots but apparently also the majority of players.

https://www.reddit.com/r/hearthstone/comments/65q7yq/team_5_addresses_quest_rogue_basically_says_its/

Just look at the comments, what... the... fucking... fuck... how can anyone with even half a brain defend this quest? It's okay because having a full board of 5/5s with charge on turn 3 happens only 48% of the time instead of above 50%?

So basically blizzard is fine with it, the players are fine with it, I guess I go fuck myself then. At least I thought there was a tiny chance it will get nerfed but nope, apparently people actually enjoy this, maybe the MSG pirate meta has fried their brains.

A pirate warrior that ropes every turn? in casual?

But... But... What the fuck do you want? Fast games? Long games? Rank up? Make up your damn mind.

holy fucking shit.

fuck wild.   that's all i need  say.

Quest rogue is too close to unbeatable,

It is so fuckin easy to play & even if you manage the impossible control of the board, they could just vanish and throw some shit buffed minions, or charge your face, what the fuckin heck is this shit ??

Even bad players who do insane mistakes can manage to destroy me most of the times. So, guess how it get when run by any decent player (currently ~rank 4 and reached 0% winrate against it).

Yeah, control mages or lucky aggros can sometimes win, but guys, is this enough to keep it ??????