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Don't you just love when you get hit with exact lethal from a mage that managed to draw both fireballs, frost bolts, and hit 6+ damage to the face from boom bots in the first 7 turns. How about having it happen 6 games in a row? I kid you not. This game hates me.

I hate Unstable Portal so much.... the first unstable was a Mad Scientist but I played around Mirror Entity by playing Shielded Minibot into Blood Knight on turn 5 and thought it was pretty much gg until....

In Arena right now, crappiest choices on the planet, and I lose my first two games to fucking RIDICULOUS decks.  Priest with twilight drake, velens chosen, inner fire, divine spirit.  For example.

Ugh last 5 games all face hunters all French players. why don't they play in EU or something with their garbage brainless decks. 

Playing warrior. I have a war axe equipped and a death's bite in hand. My opponent goes

Turn 3: Unstable Portal -> Water Elemental

Turn 4: Water Elemental

Turn 5: Water Elemental

Keep getting matched up with Control Warriors... I am sick of playing control warriors. I used to have a Shaman deck that wrecked Control Warriors, but it struggled against the Aggro part of the meta. It is so frustrating when you know exactly what is coming, yet are powerless because you drew a crummy hand with a deck that already struggles against Control Warrior. Anyway, I hate playing the same archetype 30 times in a row. It is the worst. I know as soon as I switch to a deck that is good against Control Warrior I will get an unfavorable matchup against a different class.

Quote from AllRoguedUp »

Keep getting matched up with Control Warriors... I am sick of playing control warriors. I used to have a Shaman deck that wrecked Control Warriors, but it struggled against the Aggro part of the meta. It is so frustrating when you know exactly what is coming, yet are powerless because you drew a crummy hand with a deck that already struggles against Control Warrior. Anyway, I hate playing the same archetype 30 times in a row. It is the worst. I know as soon as I switch to a deck that is good against Control Warrior I will get an unfavorable matchup against a different class.

What I hate is "control warrior control warrior control warrior control warrior control warrior control warrior control warrior control warrior".  FINE!!!!!!
::Switch deck to something good against CW.

"Face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter face hunter"

::facepalm::

Fucking hunters should all die out! A fucking car to hit them all and break their arms so they cant never play again! Or at least i hope BRM will nerf them to oblivion!

yesterday i posted that ive put deathlord in my deck cause i was facing too much aggro. yesterday 5 control matchups in a row and today? for 30 matches it was like rogue, priest , rogue, rogue , rogue, priest, rogue , handlock , control warrior, priest, rogue. i am now convinced the matchmaking is completely fixed. i cant complain cause i won like 70-80 percent of todays games but seriously when i put deathlord 28/30 control matchups?

The draws I get in this game are incredibly frustrating and annoying.  I have a shit ton of early game in my priest deck, and of course my first game is against a fucking netdecking cocksucking hunter...and the game decides to draw me 3 of my 10 spells on turn one, and then subsequently draws out the other 4-5 cards I have that are 5+ mana.  I sympathize with Rencol.  I hope people that play decks like this get a terrible virus on their computer that wipes out their hearthstone account.  

Hmm...for some reason I got a message that said I was banned from posting, but I'm not.  Interesting. 

Yesterday i drafted an arena deck with 2 legendarys and got shit on because the rest of the deck was shit, im salty

Drafted an amazing Paladin deck in Arena yesterday, so far I'm 4-2 and every single game has been against another Paladin... Hoping to face another hero when I finish the run tonight!

i drafted an amazing paladin deck shame i have not a pic to show you i was 5-0 and then lost 3 games in a row cause of unimaginable rng

had a huntard add me and tell me how looser I am, what he meant I don't know. But it probabally means I am awesome, never got to find out because he deleted me right away, odd but divine mech paladin will rise

It's days like this i really hate this fuckin game. 

I was playing a druid vs some kind of mage-not mech or aggro. I had 5/4 sylvanas and played dr boom he had 2 shredders. In his turn he played mct and stole a sylvanas. Then he attacked with shredder into my boom bot which hit sylvanas for 4 restulting in him stealing dr boom. SERIOUSLY WHO CAN BE SUCH LUCKY? WTF IS EVEN THAT? I conceded out of pure rage and I'm still mad.

Playing Ramp Druid against Mech Mage, he plays turn 2 Unstable Portal and I am thinking great, this slow start is perfect for ramp druid. Turn 3 Sylvanas from the Portal. I was able to silence it 2 turns later, but at this point I was already screwed. A turn 2 RNG trigger, good or bad, should not end the game. Thanks Blizzard.

Quote from FedaynEU »

Okay.

MechMageRetardKid.

I have 8 HP and guaranteed Lethal next turn (roughly 20 dmg  with 6 minions on board and enough on hand as well).

Mages has 0 Cards. None. Nothing. His turn. He draws a Unstable Portal. Okay before you read further, there is nothing in this game what can kill me. Okay, a Rag would be a 1/7 chance. So he unstable Portals and draws a ... ???

 

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King Krush No tell me the fucking chances out of that.

 

 

i feel bad, but i laughed for 3 minutes straight after reading this XD