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Yeah let's play odd rogue in the fucking casual, fucking go face the whole match and win due to receiving a fucking bloodlust from that fucking fox, yeah well played, well deserved win fucking maggot. 

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 Awesome, not a single neutral/priest dragon. Fucking garbage.

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Dragons are dead. Year of the DRAGON, LOL.

 

 3 new dragons. OP. more demons and murlocs added lol

I decide to log on to play a little Hearthstone.

First game vs Hunter... Springpaw > Razormaw into +3 attack > lynx + hyena > animal companion + 2nd springpaw

Second game vs Hunter... Dire Mole > Razormaw into +3 attack > hyena + springpaw > animal companion + lynx

Third game vs Wall Priest... Cleric > Shadow Visions > Tar Creeper > Coin Grizzly > Zilliax

I honestly have no idea how my opponent literally ALWAYS has the nuts, meanwhile I opened all 3 games with no cards below 3 mana, playing a deck with 14 cards 2 mana or less. I'm done for the day.

This is about my luck with the new tavern brawl, having soooo much fun...

I HATE PEOPLE SO FUCKING MUCH. 

Dragon Roar gives me a Deathwing, which I hoped to use as my last resort against this weird Control Handbuff Paladin. After I feel like I've exhausted all of his resources, I drop Deathwing and lean back in my chair, thinking I had the game won. 

Then my opponent drops Lynessa Sunsorrow, whom I had completely forgotten about. GG :P

Again these fucking druids…..cycle, draw, remove everything on board. Do your fucking trick. Please remove the class from the game entirely

It's pretty disgusting when a Priest steals Rexxar with Chameleos and gets better build-a-beasts than I do as a hunter. He gets a lifesteal rush Cave Hydra and a lifesteal Crackling Razormaw to buff it with. What do I get? Emerald Hive Queen/Emerald Reaver/Angry Chicken. 

if youre playing wall priest in casual please do everyone a favor and delete your accounts.

not just hearthstone.

ALL your accounts.

every online presence you have, just delete it, all of it. 

if you play wall priest in casual i assume you're a shitty person and deleting your accounts will give you some time to think about your life choices and make better decisions in the future.

How the fuck am I supposed to have fun when EVERY SINGLE  TIME I decide to try something original or different or whatever constructed shit in casual I am ALWAYS matched against some fucking PRICK that TOTALLY FUCKING CASUALLY COUNTERS ME, I am ok if this happens in ranked mode because that is a well full of crap and a bunch of dickheads... but hey not allowed to fuckin try something different. Idk.. should I try do the adventures in heroic with only basic set? Maybe it's more fun than casual not casual game mode.

FUCK

Also, if you play Odd warrior in ranked.. I really hope your dick falls off.

I miss strategy. 

Just out of curiosity: if you play Odd Warrior do you consider yourself a player or a meat bag wasting oxygen while sitting on a chair and tapping on the same spot from time to time?

We can even make a poll if it simplifies the things for you

What`s up with all the stupid rogues? Is some streamer playing it and are all the fanboy tagging along?

I have just lost against an odd hunter in 5th or 6th round. Not a single heal or lifesteal draw and when i finally got a taunt he silenced it of course. 
HE HASN'T TRADED EVEN ONE MINION, he only went for a face and now he thinks he is innovative because he built a 20% winrate odd hunter because of my bad card draw.

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Just out of curiosity: if you play Odd Warrior do you consider yourself a player or a meat bag wasting oxygen while sitting on a chair and tapping on the same spot from time to time?

We can even make a poll if it simplifies the things for you

 LOL. At least they use their brain. Aggro paladin and hunters need half a brain cell to win. Not even playing the same game as me. I play mainly cutlass rogue or fatigue priest, but the never ending mindless bjollsjait hunters can just uninstall.

If you play hunter you need at least to accept the fact that you lack skill.

"Use their brain" LMAO

When there are too many options available to clear your entire board. lol.

This is not a debate place. Don't be toxic to each other on this thread, this is not the goal, here we are just blowing off steam to get better and go back to the game. What's the point if everybody is trashing everyone's post ?

New salt inc <3

yyeaah about brawl : my opponents in a row for 4 times gets random 10 mana worth legendaries +  a random mage gets a random solarium that draws more than 19 mana stuff that he instantly plays....like yeah give me fckin 2 mana spells and garbage minions that requires more than 2 minions to trigger or just bad basic stats like 9 mana 5-5 ozruk...that never went below 6 mana till turn 8...most of the time my board is like 3 imps while opponent has 1 old god 2 other beefy minions and 4 more cards in hand...

Fckin love the BS rng-fiesta that you can accomplish by adding random into a gamemode that already involves random cards(that sometimes roflstomps opponents cause you gave em shit)...

Edit:BEst PART IS Blizzard gave me for a reroll the quest to Brawl for 60 gold...