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hearthstone is completely dead. if you arent playing an OTK deck just uninstall the game. 

im playing a good solid deck with good solid minions making good solid plays.

unfortunately that means im absolute dogshit at hearthstone because OTk is the future. 

edit: rank 5, zero stars, 4 consecutive OTK decks.  hearthstone is fucking dead.

edit: make that 5.  otk maly druid.  i want to die.

 I hear you. Where’s the interaction? 

You just watch someone else play a card game as your plays are basically irrelevant. It’s like taking a date home and being told to go make the coffee while they get themselves off in the bedroom. 

Ever play against Control Lock in previous metas or Odd Warrior in the current one? People get really edgey when it comes to OTK and forget that when playing one control deck vs another better one with more answers and value generation is just as "non-interactive" as some people say. Aggro vs control can also be just as bad sometimes. You often simply have to pretend that half of the 2, 3, & 5 mana board clears just don't exist and hope you get some sort of advantage.

 OTK paladin, priest, warrior and the worst: Mechatun druid..just stall, do nothing, draw your entire deck...its more like solitaire. But hey, lets nerf rogue and shaman because they are dominating then game..

Hey player with the tag of [removed] at rank 4 just a second ago. Go crawl in a hole and die.

This game is rigged as fuck and its not so hard to see it

Is Kingsbane rogue still a thing in Standard? 'the fuck?

9 FUCKING DRAWS... Still gets me that opponent can have every single answer and being a GREEDY CUNT.... for me is just 9 draws from 7 KILL the Board card...but hey he plays an 'original hunter deck' with such skill he can be both greedy ,careless, and lucky all the way .... huehuehue :D

btw nice meme i get to play aganst all the xaxaxa names from almost ASia and russia and they just rope like shieeet dude i must go full asshole in a card game....

EDIT: he just disconnected (1 of so many) so the last one wasn't just roping :P

3 fucking holy wrath paladins today every single one turn 4 prismatic lens. turn 5, Zero cost Shirvallah and Zola and Shirvallah again. WTF. One of them played Time out on turn 3 because I had a 5/5 devilsaur activated from necrium blade.

Who are these garbage players and why do they get so lucky?

Why do I play against hunters and aggro garbage in wild? Where are the combo decks my mill mage made for? 18 games in a row not a single greedy deck. I can not get that 20 rank, come on, Blizzard.

FCKING NERF BARNES WHY DOES IT STILL EXIST RLY?

maybe you should play the best deck in the game on fucking ladder. 

keep casual netdeck free please.

its fun to draw 10 cards and the game is over, in casual. \

anyone offering coaching for casual because i apparently need it.

 hurray, otk in casual.  i want to die.  im so fucking thrilled that i cannot play  hearthstone the way i choose and that i have a goddamned gun to my head forcing me to play goddamned bullshti that i hate.  fuck this game.

I haven't posted here for some time yet enjoy reading pure salt from time to time.   You folks do entertain!

I am pissed because I lost a quest just before midnight PDT because an asshole TD'ed Leroy Jeeeeenkinsss when I was about to finish the spectate quest.  It was a damn good game, funny but I'm still pissed I lost at least 50g.

Good Game, Well Played and Have Fun, mother fawker@!!:))

ed: salty

Madness, stuck on 21 rank. Aggro, aggro, aggro, aggro. Or slow decks with insane luck, like Varian Wrynn from Prince Malchezaar draws 3 huge minions and I can not find any answers.

Control warlock

fallen straight from 17 to 20... streak loses since yesterday, because RNGesus currently hating me....
hardly giving me any good hand while seems the opponent got the favors

Nothing like a good, old-fashioned 8 game losing streak to kick off a season. I didn’t really need those three standard ranks anyway, right?

Switch to wild, switch decks. Lose another three games. 

I really need to quit investing my time in this bs.

I played 38 games of cubelock, i had skull 6 times on turn 5.

Skill

Barnes into Rag, into 2 res hitting rag is cool

Hey ppl playing a full standard secret hunter in wild, pls fuck off, I play wild to not see your sorry ass. 

Edit: Oh and I won the game mind you, just this deck is boring to me. Show me some crazy wild stuff, not the boring standard meta... I lost against a N'Zoth rogue and it was way more fun than the last game against this hunter.

Still so many people running hunter decks on standard ladder? Don't you sad fucks realise whatever rank you grind to with that shit is literally meaningless and everyone you face is laughing at your desperation to win? How can you tell you've been matched up against a pimply, virgin incel with a tiny dick and body odour? They play hunter, masturbate while they play, and stroke the emotes whenever they eat their own cum. You sad pathetic little fucks. The worst of them play their sad shit in casual too. Omfg so sad.