Hearthpwn

How the fuck do all these streamers reach legend so easily I cannot get past rank 8 even if my life depended on it crap RNG all the fucking time and whenever I switch decks I get counter matchups can't get a single good hand like ever while my opponents always get the nut draw my entire experience in ranked is this all the fucking time

Sure is fucking fun playing a new expansion and trying new cards only to face the same fucking asshole dude paladin and cubelock douchebags,

Quote from georgezzz116 >>

WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT ABOUT BAKU...LIKE SERIOYSLY NOBODY THOUGHT THE POTENTIAL WITH HUNTER?????FUCKING MORONIC FACE HUNTERS ARE BACK NOW AND THEY USE EVEN LESS BRAIN NOW YOU JUST HIT THE BUTTON IN THE RIGHT AND YOU WIN FUCK YOU ALL WHO PLAY THIS GARBAGE IM GOING TO MAKE A DECK THAT CRUSHES TO OBLIVION THIS GARBGAE AND IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS

Quote from LordMortain >>

I hope the filthy motherfucker that printed Spiteful Summoner die painfull and slowly with all his family of faggots.PD:FUCK THIS CARD BLIZZ

I miss the days of Elise control warrior and Handlock where the only aggro deck around was shaman and even then I'd rather deal with that than all the Baku aggro, burn mage big and spiteful priest hearthstone has come a long way but now it's devolved into such degeneracy it fucking boggles my mind

To all the control players we should just give up hearthstone and let all the aggro decks fight each other...if you are an aggro player reading this are you happy now that you've ruined the game? 

Quote from georgezzz116 >>

WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT ABOUT BAKU...LIKE SERIOYSLY NOBODY THOUGHT THE POTENTIAL WITH HUNTER?????FUCKING MORONIC FACE HUNTERS ARE BACK NOW AND THEY USE EVEN LESS BRAIN NOW YOU JUST HIT THE BUTTON IN THE RIGHT AND YOU WIN FUCK YOU ALL WHO PLAY THIS GARBAGE IM GOING TO MAKE A DECK THAT CRUSHES TO OBLIVION THIS GARBGAE AND IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS

Another braindead Tempo Mage that played Mana Wyrm turn 1, I killed it with Doomsayer and that's it, he put me down to 8 HP with spells since then. Of course he also got rewarded with Explosive Runes from Primordial Glyph and Breath of Sindragosa so he could use it together with Antonidas...everything nicely on curve, including Aluneth...while I didn't draw a single Arcane Artificer nor did I draw any minion until like turn 6. I would even prefer meeting Paladins than this crap.

Quote from georgezzz116 >>

WHO IN THE FUCKING HELL THOUGHT ABOUT BAKU...LIKE SERIOYSLY NOBODY THOUGHT THE POTENTIAL WITH HUNTER?????FUCKING MORONIC FACE HUNTERS ARE BACK NOW AND THEY USE EVEN LESS BRAIN NOW YOU JUST HIT THE BUTTON IN THE RIGHT AND YOU WIN FUCK YOU ALL WHO PLAY THIS GARBAGE IM GOING TO MAKE A DECK THAT CRUSHES TO OBLIVION THIS GARBGAE AND IM GONNA HUNT YOU DOWN LITTLE MOTHERFUCKERS

`FUCK Hearthstone.

Every fun deck that seems even to be the slightest bit viable, get's mowed down by blizzard's endless supported aggro decks. Why make the game fun and interactive eh? Just make sure they're done at around turn 5-6. People don't have the time or skill to play longer than that. 

Fuck's sake this game is terrible and yet sickenly addicting.

oh youre playing jade rogue

here's an unearthed raptor on curve for your jade swarmer, courtesy of your on curve shaku.

why

Quote from Kaladin >>

oh youre playing jade rogue

here's an unearthed raptor on curve for your jade swarmer, courtesy of your on curve shaku.

why

it must be nice to play aggro and draw the nuts on curve every turn so you win with turn 5 topdeck leeroy

it must be nice

what's it like to play hearthstone in a non rigged way?

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Quote from Kaladin >>

oh youre playing jade rogue

here's an unearthed raptor on curve for your jade swarmer, courtesy of your on curve shaku.

why

 

 How can you have Jade Swarmer and both Shaku and Unearthed Raptor on curve? One of those must have come by turn 4 or so.

psychic scream his emeriss among other things

topdecks it in a 20 card deck

grand archivist UI hits my face with 4 other valid targets

my fault and i deserve it

Sooo, when the naga sea witch nerf incoming? I am really calm person and withstand aggro win over me anytime, but this little non interactive bastard get me freak out everytime t4 coin witch giantgiantgiantgiant.... But srsly, turn the cost reduction back, thats redicilous

once again, didnt draw my combo until 26 cards drawn, and thats why i lost. 

mulligan 4 cards

get 4 duplicates

why

lets draw 2/3 of my deck and not draw the combo

again.

and again.

and again.

why.