Throwlock
- Last updated Sep 19, 2017 (Evergreen Nerfs)
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Wild
- 18 Minions
- 12 Spells
- Deck Type: Theorycraft
- Deck Archetype: Zoolock
- Crafting Cost: 9120
- Dust Needed: Loading Collection
- Created: 9/19/2017 (Evergreen Nerfs)
- LobsterEmperor
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Battle Tag:
LobsterEmp#1218
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Region:
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Total Deck Rating
51
Ever wanted to try and kill yourself as quickly as possible? Perhaps your friend needs to farm wins but you can't think of a way to do it quickly? Well introducing Throwlock! Throwlock comes with all the cards you need to ensure you die as quickly as possible! Throwlock includes such amazing life-eating combos as Unlicensed Apothecary+Forbidden Ritual.
But don't take my word for it! Look at what everyone else has to say about Throwlock:
"With Throwlock, I climbed all the way to Rank 20! Thanks Throwlock!" -LobsterEmperor
"My boss used to bully me for being too good at Hearthstone, but now that I've used Throwlock, we're best friends!" -Joe Bloggs
"Blizzard sent me an email saying my win-rate was too high and they thought I was hacking. Thanks to Throwlock; my win rate is now realistic enough that they aren't suspicious!" -Dillon the Hacker
"My wife was going to leave me because I 'spent too much money on Hearthstone'. Now that I've tried Throwlock, I never want to play again! Throwlock saved my marriage!" -Mario Mario
"You see, all my friends thought I was too up myself. So they didn't wanna hang out with me. Because of Throwlock, my self-esteem is now at healthy levels and I can hang up with my friends!" -N. R. Cecist
So don't delay! Try Throwlock today for the low low price of 9120 DUST! That's right! JUST 9120 DUST! But that's not all, call today and we'll give you a free guide! What more could you ask for!
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