Chrispy's Heroic The Grim Guzzler Turn 3 Obliteration Paladin

 BRM

Concepts

• Take advantage of guzzler hero power Pile On! with big minions of your own
• Take advantage of AI not attacking while a Taunt minion + Kel'Thuzad are both on the board!
• Because Malygos + Eye for an Eye doing 13 damage is a thing
• Use Secrets/Taunt/Weapon/Heals/Buffs to stop enemy minion damage in its tracks so you can OBLITERATE his face
• Use only a few minions that stay on the board FOREVER
• Option to avoid enemy minions altogether with innumerous buffs and weapon damage
• Because Brawling Sylvanas Windrunner or Sneed's Old Shredder is the best, oh a minion for me? Don't mind if I do.

Shaman! Check out your sister deck here: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/226745-brm-heroic-the-grim-guzzler-turn-3-obliteration

Mages! Check out your sister deck here: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/226908-brm-heroic-the-grim-guzzler-turn-3-obliteration

Hunters! Check out your sister deck here: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/226952-brm-heroic-the-grim-guzzler-turn-3-obliteration

Rogues! Check out your sister deck here: http://www.hearthpwn.com/decks/227145-brm-heroic-the-grim-guzzler-turn-3-obliteration

Features

• Deathrattle: Sylvanas Windrunner, Kel'Thuzad, and Sneed's Old Shredder
• Heal: Seal of Light and Holy Light
• Buffing: Coghammer, Hand of Protection, Avenge, Blessing of Might, and Blessing of Kings
• Secret: Avenge, Eye for an Eye, Noble Sacrifice, Redemption, and Repentance
• Spell Damage: Malygos and Eye for an Eye
• Taunt: Tirion Fordring and Lord of the Arena
• Weapon: Seal of Light, Coghammer, and Ashbringer

Replacements

Very little spell damage with Paladin, Malygos can be replaced with whatever your heart desires if you don't care about Eye for an Eye doing some major deeps.

Tirion Fordring, Sludge Belcher, and/or Sunwalker for Lord of the Arena

Mulligan

The Simple Steps

1. Throw back all Minions and Blessing of Kings
2. Concede if you draw a minion turn 1 or 2
3. Profit!
4. Win Turn 3 on Normal, Turn 5 on Heroic, Consistently!

 

The Grim Guzzler Deck

Ancient Brewmaster (x1)
Baron Geddon (x1)
Core Hound (x2)
Dark Iron Skulker (x2)
War Golem (x2)
Spiteful Smith (x1)
Force-Tank MAX (x2)
Mogor the Ogre (x1)
Dark Iron Dwarf (x2)
Elite Tauren Chieftain (x1)
Grim Patron (x2)
Succubus (x1)
Brawl (x2)
Inner Rage (x2)
Whirlwind (x2)
Execute (x2)
Dark Iron Bouncer (x2)
Get 'em! (x2)

 

Changelog

April 9th 2015 BRM Launch: Deck created with new BRM cards in mind

 

If you guys have questions let me know, let this deck help you on your adventure