Shout out to Tommy Wave for the video. Thanks.
Captain Greenskin welcomes you aboard as part of his Tempo Crew. You will be part of the Raiding Party with your fellow Dread Corsair's guarding the flanks, or with the Southsea Deckhand's with trusty Shadowblade in hand.
(we picked up those Shadowblade's from a goblin who claims to have survived the scourge, they're supposed to protect the user from taking damage, but it only works once... I guess we will have ta get one of the grunts to try it out, hahahaha)
or maybe you'd prefer to lend support to the Hench-Clan Thug's who can help us secure the middle ground? These guys are no joke. (if there's weapons being swung, you can guarantee these guys to put in the work mid game. I tell ya, worth every penny)
Edwin VanCleef leads the attack on the flanks, using such tools as Fan of Knives and Preparation, while the Fire Fly's lend a hand with Backstab so Edwin VanCleef can land the Eviscerate
(Fan of Knives is great against those pesky paladin's, just let Edwin VanCleef do his thing, I swear his backstabbing roguery could put a Goblin to shame. a little of this, a dash of that and then it's "BAAAAM" ... before you know it's bye, bye teeth as he hits you in the face for 10 damage. He's absolutely invaluable to the set up)
While Edwin VanCleef utilizes subterfuge to clear the way, hoping to land a juicy 10 damage to the face himself, Leeroy Jenkins is blindly rushing forward with chicken fuelled focus and total disregard for the Fal'dorei Strider who's job is to set up spider ambushes for when Captain Greenskin unleashes his ultimate weapon, Myra's Unstable Element.
Stolen from the labs of Dr. Boom himself and the prize possession of our fearless leader.
(ahh, my precious... ahem I mean look at this here trinket what I boosted from Dr. Boom, ha ha. We was in school together, I never liked him much.
Anyway, this beautiful treasure has the power rip apart the fabric of the space time continuum and pull in trinkets from other alternate dimensions or something like that.
It's supposed to be extremely dangerous, but all I know is this thing lends crazy tempo to an attack and more often than not is the perfect final nail in your enemies coffin)
Captain Greenskin will use Myra's Unstable Element for that last bit of reach needed, finding some kind of trinket for Leeroy Jenkins to find that final blow... ahhh Cold Blood this will do nicely.
(Leeroy Jenkins totally a loose cannon. but every crew needs a wild card, right? just don't leave any eggs lying around as he has a tendency to break them.. as crazy as the guy is, I find he is perfect to land the killing blow. You just need to keep him off the battlefield until you're ready to close up and smorc shop)
now just to Sap this last guy so Leeroy Jenkins can take the Cold Blood and go face for lethal.
So that's the plan kid, what do ya say.. you in?